UPD Education requirements?
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Baggs Square and Riggies

Cleveland, NY

#22 May 7, 2014
They put my baby daddy in prison so eye hate dem.
Watering Cans and Riggies

Clifton Park, NY

#23 May 7, 2014
Baggs Square and Riggies wrote:
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Is that why half of them wear Velcro shoes?
Lol!
Tomato Fecal Pie

United States

#24 May 7, 2014
If they can count 6 peanuts and spot free lunch.... they're hired!

The REAL test would be seeing even 60% of them run 1 mile without collapsing!
Stewarts and Riggies

Clifton Park, NY

#25 May 7, 2014
Tomato Fecal Pie wrote:
If they can count 6 peanuts and spot free lunch.... they're hired!
The REAL test would be seeing even 60% of them run 1 mile without collapsing!
That will never happen. Lol!
BBD

Utica, NY

#26 May 7, 2014
Isn't there an IQ test: they have to be at 90 or below?
Upd

Massena, NY

#27 May 7, 2014
Well what ever our iq is you pay us 70 grand a year and retirement at 45 years old. So at least we were smart enough to except the job. But please stop making fun of us were so sad and our feelings are hurt.
Fantasyland

United States

#28 May 7, 2014
Upd wrote:
Well what ever our iq is you pay us 70 grand a year and retirement at 45 years old. So at least we were smart enough to except the job. But please stop making fun of us were so sad and our feelings are hurt.
They should beurt. When you make over 200k for doing less you'll get the jokes. That's the best you could do it's ok.
Towers and Riggies

Clifton Park, NY

#29 May 7, 2014
Upd wrote:
Well what ever our iq is you pay us 70 grand a year and retirement at 45 years old. So at least we were smart enough to except the job. But please stop making fun of us were so sad and our feelings are hurt.
70k? Lol!
Upd

Massena, NY

#30 May 7, 2014
I'm not bragging that its huge money but dont crack jokes on here like anyone of us care. If you say i'm retarded then I am ok with that. Just keep paying me
Potholes and Riggies

Clifton Park, NY

#31 May 7, 2014
Upd wrote:
I'm not bragging that its huge money but dont crack jokes on here like anyone of us care. If you say i'm retarded then I am ok with that. Just keep paying me
Obviously you do cater or you wouldn't respond! Lol!
FatDed Tom Lindseys Ghost

United States

#32 May 8, 2014
Lets see... take a potato in a big jar of water and a cheap radio shack voltage meter...

Utica Lies and Riggies

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#33 May 9, 2014
FatDed Tom Lindseys Ghost wrote:
Lets see... take a potato in a big jar of water and a cheap radio shack voltage meter...
They always forget the potato.
tony panebianco

Geneva, NY

#34 May 9, 2014
Upd wrote:
Well what ever our iq is you pay us 70 grand a year and retirement at 45 years old. So at least we were smart enough to except the job. But please stop making fun of us were so sad and our feelings are hurt.
I'm pretty sure you type up your arrest reports on a computer with spell check. "Smart enough to except the job"...don't you mean "accept" the job. "were so sad"...do you mean "We're so sad", "We're" being a contraction of We are. I hope you're counting your change when you leave the drive-thru window at Dunkins & McD's,...God knows what your math skill are like.

Utica Lies and Riggies

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#35 May 9, 2014
tony panebianco wrote:
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I'm pretty sure you type up your arrest reports on a computer with spell check. "Smart enough to except the job"...don't you mean "accept" the job. "were so sad"...do you mean "We're so sad", "We're" being a contraction of We are. I hope you're counting your change when you leave the drive-thru window at Dunkins & McD's,...God knows what your math skill are like.
Lol!
Paper late

United States

#36 May 9, 2014
tony panebianco wrote:
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I'm pretty sure you type up your arrest reports on a computer with spell check. "Smart enough to except the job"...don't you mean "accept" the job. "were so sad"...do you mean "We're so sad", "We're" being a contraction of We are. I hope you're counting your change when you leave the drive-thru window at Dunkins & McD's,...God knows what your math skill are like.
Holy ghost smokin post! Been seeing it for years. Uticas paper smart.

Utica Lies and Riggies

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#37 May 10, 2014
The final test is the "square peg round hole" exam.

Utica Lies and Riggies

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#39 May 10, 2014
Calling all Space Cadets wrote:
The graduation should be a super double parade. Maybe a major jet flyover needs to be "called for".
Perhaps they could integrate it into the super duper mega huge boilermaker weekend?

Utica Lies and Riggies

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#41 May 10, 2014
Calling all Space Cadets wrote:
Na the two big diva entities can't handle the same stage.
That's true. Plus if they combine the two major super duper national events into one weekend what would they do the rest of the year?

Utica Lies and Riggies

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#43 May 11, 2014
The Ghost wrote:
They can talk about the fallen, the bravest brave brave mega heroes!
Well of course!

Utica Lies and Riggies

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#45 May 11, 2014
Youre hired wrote:
I think their PT test is "balance on one foot for 2 minutes and you're hired!"
Then there's the extremely difficult "chair test".
Don't forget the "count your toes" test.

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