What is the best lubricant for mastur...

What is the best lubricant for masturbating?

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Harry Palms

United States

#1 Aug 2, 2012
I tried crunchy peanut butter. That didn't work too good. What are your thoughts?
hank hill

United States

#2 Aug 2, 2012
If you decide to try astroglide make sure you wear safety glasses so when your hand flys off your knob you dont give yourself a black eye!! lol
Yup they did they did

Burnt Hills, NY

#3 Aug 2, 2012
Harry Palms wrote:
I tried crunchy peanut butter. That didn't work too good. What are your thoughts?
Your mother's saliva.

KY WELLER
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#4 Aug 2, 2012
WD40 and a blowtorch
Bath Salt Hero

Syracuse, NY

#5 Aug 2, 2012
mustard
hank hill

United States

#6 Aug 2, 2012
KY WELLER wrote:
WD40 and a blowtorch
lmao dude that sounds hot
hank hill

United States

#7 Aug 2, 2012
Superglue!!!!
What

Ithaca, NY

#8 Aug 2, 2012
Ben gay

“Life after life does exist”

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#10 Aug 2, 2012
A water based lubercant. KY

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#11 Aug 2, 2012
Lotion has irritants.

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#12 Aug 2, 2012
Equate /Walmart brand if you are cheap, ha.

To Educate One Hundred

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#15 Aug 2, 2012
Yup they did they did wrote:
<quoted text>Your mother's saliva.
His mother's vaginal secretions.
magism

San Jose, CA

#16 Aug 3, 2012
Sue Arcuri that hore of hacking whose going to spend the rest of her life in prison and she is taking a bunch of scum trailer trash right along with her!

Her mother is NOT dead, they are capitalizing on her mother's death benefits! Her mother is NOT DEAD and Angela Elefante helped her old bag arrange for this folly!

Bye-Bye Sue, your going down and they're all going with you!
LOL

Frankfort, NY

#17 Aug 3, 2012
hank hill wrote:
If you decide to try astroglide make sure you wear safety glasses so when your hand flys off your knob you dont give yourself a black eye!! lol
Astro glide leaves a sticky residue....KY all the way!
Provost

Oneida, NY

#18 Aug 3, 2012
Eating your farts and their farts acts as a great lubricant
Frank Is Red Hot

Ithaca, NY

#19 Aug 3, 2012
Tabasco sauce
back door bandit

Perrysburg, NY

#21 Aug 3, 2012
smashed bananas
back door bandit

Perrysburg, NY

#22 Aug 3, 2012
warm smashed banana
aunt jamima

United States

#23 Aug 3, 2012
Mrs. Butterworths with warm butter.
hopp

United States

#24 Aug 4, 2012
Do it dry!

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