whats funny is the cop who shot his own foot off prob cant sleep at night because of his lies to himself and the publicHere before I split I want you guys to take along the flier for the --
1st Annual LEOtard poLICE Picnic 2013!!!
Come join us!!
Events at the Inbred poLICE Family Picnic!
This years sponsor - Daylight Donuts - breakfast of self-champions!
The setpiece.... we eat people alive all year at work so we do the same at play!
The annual I\Igger-Q cookout Menu-
Bev -Cheap hard liquor
Bev -Saranac Panther Piss
-Wife Swap tent- magic mystery style!! Were all friends and brothers right?!
-"Win or Fail of the Honkey" - Drunk fun with darts!
-Plaque / award collecting and trading
-"Creative Timesheet Accounting" - Free info course
-K9 "ring orgy" demonstration.
-Family pet target practice - with free targets!
-Drunk Driving Lessons "Convicted by Canuuks"- by UPD Officer John Abel.
-"Landscaping on a tight Trooper Budget" demonstration by Davey Volz.
-"Buck Passing - The magic and the myth!" - By Sheriff Slob Maciol [with tactical "Underbus pitch/hurling technique" bonus!]
-The ghost of Trooper Tom Fort will demonstrate how to fk a bunch of little 15 year old Ilion teenage girls, then when threatened with exposure by one and her friend, kill yourself on duty in your car so your family still gets the insurance payout. Be a child molester AND a thief in one swoop!
-How to cheat on your wife and have it disastrously blow up your whole life when she recheats on you... so you try to out-badass her new beau but he beats the fkn teeth out of your mouth at Mach3 in the NH Byrne Dairy after you try to talk shyt to him on Topix from Clinton.
With Q & A!- New Hartford Cop Chrissy Burns
[Special tips after on selecting a great oral surgeon!]
-Firearm safety course - "How to blow your foot almost right the fk off at the ankle and STILL make the county and a coupla dumb I\Iiggers pay MEGA for it!" by Deputy Michael Burger
-The Oneida County SD will feature a SWAT display of their new "Laughably Less than Lethal..... But Still Good Enough to Start a Gunfight and Claim the Perp Shot First" technique.
[Inbreed family attendees should bring their "Gallagher Wear" and drop-cloths for the surprising and SHOCKING ending!!!!]
-And a special treat just for "Inbreed Family Police Picnic 2013"..... NYS Trooper Tommy Shultz will demonstrate how to completely fckng total a like-new $2.8 Mil Bell 407 helicopter with utterly pisspoor autorotation technique/reflexes and end up on the NY FAA field office's infamous "Retard Card" for life because of it!
Support your local dysfunctional law enforcement family! With scaffolding!
For more info contact Sgt. Motormouth Hauck - Internet Noob and Facebook COPAGANDA expert at-
The Utica poLICE Department of Fat Ignorant Racist Inbreeds and Working Poor.
Oriskany St. W.
Utica, NY, 13502
UPDATE!! All LEOtards will be paid time and a half for attending and "use rules" and mileage compos are in effect!