The 12 Days of Utica Christmas

The 12 Days of Utica Christmas

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Utica, NY

#1 Dec 13, 2012
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas Utica gave to me:

12 violent bums
11 potholes
10 pounds of spray tan
9 Guineas squawking
8 mis-timed red lights
7 drug deals
6 Italian mayors
4 abandoned warehouses
3 annoying ads
2 Carbones
and a city that's $7 million in the tank!

Utica, NY

#2 Dec 13, 2012

Dover, DE

#3 Dec 13, 2012
Jessie, one of the best things I have ever seen on topix, you are true poet!!!.

Syracuse, NY

#4 Dec 13, 2012
12 Attempted Murders
11 Drive by shootings
10 Crack Cocaine Arrests
9 Welfare Frauds
8 Cops Arrested
7 Bath Salt Assaults
6 Business Closings
5 Major Layoffs
4 Tax Increases
3 Buildings Abandoned
2 Politicians Guilty of Something
and 1 City with no future.

Utica, NY

#5 Dec 13, 2012
Hhahahah guineas squawking. they do squawk.

Rome, NY

#7 Dec 23, 2013
This version is way better:

Actually heard it this year, pretty funny.
Uticas Blank Stare

Stillwater, NY

#8 Dec 23, 2013
Uticas Blank Stare

Stillwater, NY

#10 Dec 23, 2013
Can a typical utican count to twelve?

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