I've Had An Erection For 5 Hours!!

I've Had An Erection For 5 Hours!!

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Stretch

Gouverneur, NY

#1 Oct 14, 2012
Woo hoo! Its a great one. Should I keep going or call a doctor. My girlfriend has had enough,so I'll need a quick replacement or I'll be nailing the dog soon.
uranidiot

Ithaca, NY

#2 Oct 14, 2012
you should be very careful or death of the penile tissues- really!!
call

Poland, NY

#5 Oct 14, 2012
Paul middleby he will suck ya dry
Tubby Labella

Gouverneur, NY

#6 Oct 14, 2012
I had one at work for 12 hours straight. I used it to stack donuts.
Dr Parlato

Albany, NY

#7 Oct 14, 2012
If 5 hours is a real and accurate time for your boner, get to the ER immediately. Your risk is to never be able to repeat an erection and you'll never have any girlfriend.
Little Blue Pill

New York, NY

#8 Oct 14, 2012
Your porno movie material.
Stretch

Gouverneur, NY

#9 Oct 14, 2012
Seriously??? I was enjoying it.
hank hill

United States

#10 Oct 14, 2012
If you go to the ER they are gunna ram a needle in it to drain the blood...however since I doubt you really had one this long and are really just bored you shouldn't worry. However, if I am wrong and you do go, let us know how it worked out.

KY WELLER
Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#11 Oct 14, 2012
hank hill wrote:
If you go to the ER they are gunna ram a needle in it to drain the blood...however since I doubt you really had one this long and are really just bored you shouldn't worry. However, if I am wrong and you do go, let us know how it worked out.
That's just a trick to give the nurses something to play with...
Bono

Brighton, MA

#12 Oct 14, 2012
Try slamming it in a dresser drawer a couple times,that will take care of it !
hank hill

United States

#13 Oct 14, 2012
KY WELLER wrote:
<quoted text>That's just a trick to give the nurses something to play with...
this guy needs a hooker if he's willing to go have a needle stuck in his junk for thrills lol
hank hill

United States

#14 Oct 14, 2012
Bono wrote:
Try slamming it in a dresser drawer a couple times,that will take care of it !
I seriously had mtn dew coming out my nose reading this!! thanks for the laugh!
The blue pill

Newark, NJ

#15 Oct 14, 2012
Is for washed up old men
bob

Cortland, NY

#16 Oct 14, 2012
A five hour erection is what you get when you go two weeks without cleaning the pipes. It's time to shake hands with Benjamin Franklin.
knockin boots

Gouverneur, NY

#17 Oct 14, 2012
stop looking at your hand!
Oh NO

Camillus, NY

#18 Oct 14, 2012
Stretch wrote:
Woo hoo! Its a great one. Should I keep going or call a doctor. My girlfriend has had enough,so I'll need a quick replacement or I'll be nailing the dog soon.
Don't nail the dog! Mary will be so-o-o-o-o jealous!
Stretch

Gouverneur, NY

#19 Oct 14, 2012
Just came back from the ER. It took 3 nurses and a cleaning lady to suck it dry. What a relief!
Gayguy

Syracuse, NY

#20 Oct 15, 2012
Stretch wrote:
Woo hoo! Its a great one. Should I keep going or call a doctor. My girlfriend has had enough,so I'll need a quick replacement or I'll be nailing the dog soon.
How big was it?

KY WELLER
Level 9

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#21 Oct 15, 2012
hank hill wrote:
<quoted text>
this guy needs a hooker if he's willing to go have a needle stuck in his junk for thrills lol
Ouch!!! No thanks!
uranidiot

Stow, OH

#22 Jan 16, 2013
ur penis will die... no sex for you!!!

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