I've Had An Erection For 5 Hours!!

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Stretch

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Oct 14, 2012
 

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Woo hoo! Its a great one. Should I keep going or call a doctor. My girlfriend has had enough,so I'll need a quick replacement or I'll be nailing the dog soon.
uranidiot

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you should be very careful or death of the penile tissues- really!!
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Oct 14, 2012
 
Paul middleby he will suck ya dry
Tubby Labella

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I had one at work for 12 hours straight. I used it to stack donuts.
Dr Parlato

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If 5 hours is a real and accurate time for your boner, get to the ER immediately. Your risk is to never be able to repeat an erection and you'll never have any girlfriend.
Little Blue Pill

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#8
Oct 14, 2012
 
Your porno movie material.
Stretch

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#9
Oct 14, 2012
 
Seriously??? I was enjoying it.
hank hill

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#10
Oct 14, 2012
 
If you go to the ER they are gunna ram a needle in it to drain the blood...however since I doubt you really had one this long and are really just bored you shouldn't worry. However, if I am wrong and you do go, let us know how it worked out.

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hank hill wrote:
If you go to the ER they are gunna ram a needle in it to drain the blood...however since I doubt you really had one this long and are really just bored you shouldn't worry. However, if I am wrong and you do go, let us know how it worked out.
That's just a trick to give the nurses something to play with...
Bono

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#12
Oct 14, 2012
 
Try slamming it in a dresser drawer a couple times,that will take care of it !
hank hill

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Oct 14, 2012
 
KY WELLER wrote:
<quoted text>That's just a trick to give the nurses something to play with...
this guy needs a hooker if he's willing to go have a needle stuck in his junk for thrills lol
hank hill

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Oct 14, 2012
 
Bono wrote:
Try slamming it in a dresser drawer a couple times,that will take care of it !
I seriously had mtn dew coming out my nose reading this!! thanks for the laugh!
The blue pill

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#15
Oct 14, 2012
 
Is for washed up old men
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#16
Oct 14, 2012
 
A five hour erection is what you get when you go two weeks without cleaning the pipes. It's time to shake hands with Benjamin Franklin.
knockin boots

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#17
Oct 14, 2012
 
stop looking at your hand!
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#18
Oct 14, 2012
 
Stretch wrote:
Woo hoo! Its a great one. Should I keep going or call a doctor. My girlfriend has had enough,so I'll need a quick replacement or I'll be nailing the dog soon.
Don't nail the dog! Mary will be so-o-o-o-o jealous!
Stretch

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Just came back from the ER. It took 3 nurses and a cleaning lady to suck it dry. What a relief!
Gayguy

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#20
Oct 15, 2012
 
Stretch wrote:
Woo hoo! Its a great one. Should I keep going or call a doctor. My girlfriend has had enough,so I'll need a quick replacement or I'll be nailing the dog soon.
How big was it?

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#21
Oct 15, 2012
 
hank hill wrote:
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this guy needs a hooker if he's willing to go have a needle stuck in his junk for thrills lol
Ouch!!! No thanks!
uranidiot

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#22
Jan 16, 2013
 
ur penis will die... no sex for you!!!

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