Utica is unique, and so is Bank of Utica

Utica is unique, and so is Bank of Utica

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Ardsley, NY

#2 Apr 26, 2013
Bob wrote:
Here at Bank of Utica, we believe Utica is truly special.

Our unemployment rate and poverty rate are among the worst, and our politicians continue to talk the area up as though nothing is wrong.

Our local "leaders" are inbred, interrelated crooks with no desire to improve the area as it would threaten their position.

Our streets are crumbling and our infrastructure is falling apart while our buildings rot from the inside out.

Our "main street" is nothing but welfare and non-profits serving those who don't work and refuse to improve themselves.

Half the city is populated by people who think slicking back their hair and talking like morons on Jersey Shore makes them mafia.

Utica is unique, and so is Bank of Utica. We're in a league all our own!
Hahahahahahah, it's funny cuz it's true!!!
WMastr

Utica, NY

#3 Apr 26, 2013
Outstanding, next take a shot at revamping / updating a Carboner Ad!
Hayes

Utica, NY

#4 Apr 26, 2013
I hate that bank since the commercials.
Pleasure Kevin

Ithaca, NY

#5 Apr 26, 2013
Spot on!!!
suggestion

Utica, NY

#6 Apr 26, 2013
You don't like it, get out. Simple.
Sin Not

Syracuse, NY

#7 Apr 26, 2013
Utica is unique? Does that mean it had its balls cut off?
Forts and Prisons

Albany, NY

#8 Apr 26, 2013
Utica is unique in the same way a person is unique who has six toes. Funny to look at once or twice but after that its just disgusting.
Anonymous

Rome, NY

#10 Apr 26, 2013
Bob wrote:
Here at Bank of Utica, we believe Utica is truly special.
Our unemployment rate and poverty rate are among the worst, and our politicians continue to talk the area up as though nothing is wrong.
Our local "leaders" are inbred, interrelated crooks with no desire to improve the area as it would threaten their position.
Our streets are crumbling and our infrastructure is falling apart while our buildings rot from the inside out.
Our "main street" is nothing but welfare and non-profits serving those who don't work and refuse to improve themselves.
Half the city is populated by people who think slicking back their hair and talking like morons on Jersey Shore makes them mafia.
Utica is unique, and so is Bank of Utica. We're in a league all our own!
THE TRUTH HERE! Remember these idiots are saving their own face with their own commentary, delusional is the word I would use...
Forts and Prisons

Albany, NY

#12 Apr 26, 2013
Mach 3 Tylenol wrote:
<quoted text>ROFLMAO over here! So true too!
Uticans shouldn't get married, they should be studied!
In true oootican fashion, they'd try to claim everyone with 5 toes was "abnormal" or must have been arrested or whatever vapid BS excuses they try to distract from their ugly ugly truths!
Utica has already petitioned Albany for funding of the study.

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