If Utica was a person, he/she would be:

If Utica was a person, he/she would be:

Created by in the flesh on Aug 26, 2009

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desperate

clingy

dependent

domineering

possessive

indifferent

reckless

destructive

violent

retarded

saunders

Long Eddy, NY

#1 Aug 26, 2009
Utica is like the poor guy on my street who tries to sell me an open package of cheese so he can buy cigarettes.
rob

Skaneateles, NY

#2 Aug 27, 2009
ah, i see you read my blog, gracias.

http://robertjerome.wordpress.com/2009/08/27/...
Flying pig

Fayetteville, NY

#3 Aug 27, 2009
If Utica were a person it would be something like a cross between Rosanne and Rue Paul.
Utica resident

Watertown, NY

#4 Aug 27, 2009
Utica could possibly be the next Mardis Gras
wrapper

East Syracuse, NY

#5 Aug 27, 2009
saunders wrote:
Utica is like the poor guy on my street who tries to sell me an open package of cheese so he can buy cigarettes.
Gosh, that's embarrassing. Usually they are the ones getting the free cheese, didn't know they turned around and tried to sell it again.

One time a guy tried to sell me a frozen stick of sausage. I said no thanks. He looked like he had just come from the food bank.

Utica Lies and Riggies

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#6 Jun 17, 2014
Crackhead Bobby O

Utica Lies and Riggies

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#7 Jun 17, 2014
Utica Lies and Riggies wrote:
Crackhead Bobby O
He owes money.

http://www.elections.state.ri.us/publications...

Utica Lies and Riggies

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#9 Jun 17, 2014
Silly Uticans wrote:
<quoted text>Brilliant! You forgot... a cross dressing truth-challenged welfare recipient and pathological liar who's average level of maturity is around 12 years old... you know, 12, where most Uticans emotional maturity stunts.
You're just a jealous black loving homo on welfare. Now go back to your mammys basement you loser.

Utica Lies and Riggies

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#10 Jun 18, 2014
Cousin It.

Utica Lies and Riggies

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#11 Jun 18, 2014
The monster from Goonies?

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