On the subject of a truss

On the subject of a truss

Posted in the Utica Forum

uncle lucas

Utica, NY

#1 Apr 3, 2014
Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder, like a tin soldier? Do your balls hang low? Wear a truss, gentleman, for comfort, for appearance, to attract the ladies, to avoid chafing, and for that tingling feeling of being all tucked in tight.
No nano 4 U

United States

#2 Apr 3, 2014
Ahh with the average Utica resident's intelligence, I expect the new new big big super nano WhateverTheyMakeThere "techno factory" to open sometime around the 13th of never.

They must actually work to breed this kind of subhuman like in a secret lab run by Downs-Syndrome Nazis or something!
testicularfortit ude

Utica, NY

#3 Apr 3, 2014
No nano 4 U wrote:
Ahh with the average Utica resident's intelligence, I expect the new new big big super nano WhateverTheyMakeThere "techno factory" to open sometime around the 13th of never.
They must actually work to breed this kind of subhuman like in a secret lab run by Downs-Syndrome Nazis or something!
Don't be so bitter. You will get used to wearing your truss. It's just a little sling for your boys down there that are showing some wear and tear. Chin up, old boy.
No nano 4 U

United States

#4 Apr 3, 2014
Old? Nope. Sorry kid try someone else I have no problems getting and keeping wood. Not my problem haha! Ever. I'll leave you two old freaks to discuss your "man enhancement" pills and scaffolding stuff together.

Hahaha!
Mr 12inch

Utica, NY

#5 Apr 3, 2014
No nano 4 U wrote:
Old? Nope. Sorry kid try someone else I have no problems getting and keeping wood. Not my problem haha! Ever. I'll leave you two old freaks to discuss your "man enhancement" pills and scaffolding stuff together.
Hahaha!
No sale, pops. You sound jealous. Stop trolling here if it upsets you to the point of blind rage.
If you are half the man you claim to be, the last place you would be tonight is on this site---all that wood you're claiming would be getting a rub down at a local dive-by some bimbo--looks like you're the freak, dude. No fun 4 U....hahaha
No nano 4 U

United States

#6 Apr 3, 2014
Jealous? LOL HERE WE GO AGAIN Hahaha!

Now I'm "jealous" of a bunch of old flaccid men thanks for the laughs! As for 12" LOL! A little too self conscious are we now? If you added 12" to your dick you'd still have a 4" hole moron.

Now back to discussing your lack of performance oh envious ones!

Thanks!
Mr 12inch

Utica, NY

#7 Apr 3, 2014
No nano 4 U wrote:
Jealous? LOL HERE WE GO AGAIN Hahaha!
Now I'm "jealous" of a bunch of old flaccid men thanks for the laughs! As for 12" LOL! A little too self conscious are we now? If you added 12" to your dick you'd still have a 4" hole moron.
Now back to discussing your lack of performance oh envious ones!
Thanks!
R U still here??? We figured you'd be down on Varick st. getting some of that wood shaved down--not tonight, huh, dude?? Not ever more likely, limpy dicky. Time for your inflatable.
No nano 4 U

United States

#8 Apr 3, 2014
Whatever you pretend so you can feel better penis princess. Good luck with your "problems" here I don't know what to tell you and just like the other "Utica men" threads like "Do you li" and garbage I won't ever give this retard shyt another glance promise.

Say whatever you baby utica NY gorillas want and then resume talking about your man problems it's not my cup of tea or concern. Did you ever think maybe it's a great sort of karma you pigs ended up like that? Judging by intelligence and maturity when confronted I'd say you don't take very good care of yourselves anyway. It's to be expected for your type I guess.

Toodaloo geezers! I won't bother to check back you're pretty predictable and retarded anyway.
lincoln

Utica, NY

#9 Apr 3, 2014
No nano 4 U wrote:
Whatever you pretend so you can feel better penis princess. Good luck with your "problems" here I don't know what to tell you and just like the other "Utica men" threads like "Do you li" and garbage I won't ever give this retard shyt another glance promise.
Say whatever you baby utica NY gorillas want and then resume talking about your man problems it's not my cup of tea or concern. Did you ever think maybe it's a great sort of karma you pigs ended up like that? Judging by intelligence and maturity when confronted I'd say you don't take very good care of yourselves anyway. It's to be expected for your type I guess.
Toodaloo geezers! I won't bother to check back you're pretty predictable and retarded anyway.
Oooooo such anger and so poorly stated. Must be all that wood backing up in your system. Better get the chain saw out. Spend some time tonight with Strunk and White since the ladies don't seem much interested in you
henry

Utica, NY

#10 Apr 4, 2014
No nano 4 U wrote:
Whatever you pretend so you can feel better penis princess. Good luck with your "problems" here I don't know what to tell you and just like the other "Utica men" threads like "Do you li" and garbage I won't ever give this retard shyt another glance promise.
Say whatever you baby utica NY gorillas want and then resume talking about your man problems it's not my cup of tea or concern. Did you ever think maybe it's a great sort of karma you pigs ended up like that? Judging by intelligence and maturity when confronted I'd say you don't take very good care of yourselves anyway. It's to be expected for your type I guess.
Toodaloo geezers! I won't bother to check back you're pretty predictable and retarded anyway.
This had you written all over it.

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