Best CNY slogan for outsiders

Best CNY slogan for outsiders

Created by Sumo on Jan 27, 2009

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Move to CNY if you wanna die

CNY: Italians get mosta da pie

CNY: wer so stupid we're high

The Great Depression ended!?

be lazy, do drugs & abuse kids

Sumo

Saranac Lake, NY

#1 Jan 27, 2009
How about: CNY- drink poison, sit in a rocker all day or rip your hair out. There is a lot to do here.

CNY- We make the best salmonella

CNY- Speak Russian or leave!

CNY- If you're young and healthy, we want your liver
Rusty

Cortland, NY

#2 Jan 27, 2009
CNY - Pay your taxes and stop asking questions.

CNY - Where the Indians run the only business turning a profit.

CNY - Why go somewhere good?

CNY - The governor can't see sh*t.

CNY - The governor can't see our congressman, who is sh*t.
Sam

Manlius, NY

#3 Jan 27, 2009
test
Sumo

Saranac Lake, NY

#4 Jan 27, 2009
CNY- our governor looked at Utica and went blind

CNY- if you're smart and talented they'll give you the keys outta da city.

CNY- future missile testing site

CNY- cannibals live here
Good Ones

New York, NY

#5 Jan 27, 2009
CNY - Absolutely No Refunds Allowed!

CNY - You can check in any time you'd like but you
just can't leave.

CNY - If you thought you were broke before, you
just became a hell of a lot more broke!

CNY - Failure is a choice!

CNY - Warning: Enter at your own risk!

CNY - Do not enter unless you're a minority or
your last name ends in a vowel.

CNY - We make the laws as we see fit!

CNY - Enjoy the freak show!
More Good Ones

New York, NY

#6 Jan 27, 2009
CNY - Share the wealth - it's EXPECTED!

CNY - Respect is not earned it's assumed!

CNY - We may be backwards but we sure as hell ain't
moving forward!
More Good Ones

New York, NY

#7 Jan 27, 2009
CNY - Where Topix users have proven more effective than spy cameras.

CNY - Where you'll learn to feel what it's like to
live under a microscope.

CNY - Where you can expect a Topix beating of a lifetime if you get out of line.

CNY - Where even if you're innocent it's up to the Topix police to decide.

CNY - Where everyday is a comedy show!
Sam

Manlius, NY

#8 Jan 27, 2009
kill yourself while there is still time.
chootica

Brooklyn, NY

#9 Jan 28, 2009
CNY- Crotch of New York
Cat in the Hat

Auburn, NY

#10 Jan 28, 2009
How about the "Home of Funeral Homes and Hospitals".
Because if you're not sick, you're dead!
Sumo

New Hartford, NY

#11 Jan 28, 2009
Cat in the Hat wrote:
How about the "Home of Funeral Homes and Hospitals".
Because if you're not sick, you're dead!
Good one. I've seen enough hearses and ambulances (or ambulettes) in CNY to last me a lifetime. They've kind of become the vehicle of choice for most people living here.
Sumo

New Hartford, NY

#12 Jan 28, 2009
chootica wrote:
CNY- Crotch of New York
Crotchester already claims that title.
on behalf of those

Liverpool, NY

#13 Jan 28, 2009
from the Little Falls area:

CNY: If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.
justautican

New Hartford, NY

#14 Jan 28, 2009
CNY - is there something in the water?

CNY - welcome to the shallow end of the gene pool.

CNY - well at least it's not actually Hell

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Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#15 Jun 13, 2014
If you own a cow you have a girlfriend.

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