#1 Jan 27, 2009
How about: CNY- drink poison, sit in a rocker all day or rip your hair out. There is a lot to do here.
CNY- We make the best salmonella
CNY- Speak Russian or leave!
CNY- If you're young and healthy, we want your liver
#2 Jan 27, 2009
CNY - Pay your taxes and stop asking questions.
CNY - Where the Indians run the only business turning a profit.
CNY - Why go somewhere good?
CNY - The governor can't see sh*t.
CNY - The governor can't see our congressman, who is sh*t.
#3 Jan 27, 2009
#4 Jan 27, 2009
CNY- our governor looked at Utica and went blind
CNY- if you're smart and talented they'll give you the keys outta da city.
CNY- future missile testing site
CNY- cannibals live here
#5 Jan 27, 2009
CNY - Absolutely No Refunds Allowed!
CNY - You can check in any time you'd like but you
just can't leave.
CNY - If you thought you were broke before, you
just became a hell of a lot more broke!
CNY - Failure is a choice!
CNY - Warning: Enter at your own risk!
CNY - Do not enter unless you're a minority or
your last name ends in a vowel.
CNY - We make the laws as we see fit!
CNY - Enjoy the freak show!
#6 Jan 27, 2009
CNY - Share the wealth - it's EXPECTED!
CNY - Respect is not earned it's assumed!
CNY - We may be backwards but we sure as hell ain't
#7 Jan 27, 2009
CNY - Where Topix users have proven more effective than spy cameras.
CNY - Where you'll learn to feel what it's like to
live under a microscope.
CNY - Where you can expect a Topix beating of a lifetime if you get out of line.
CNY - Where even if you're innocent it's up to the Topix police to decide.
CNY - Where everyday is a comedy show!
#8 Jan 27, 2009
kill yourself while there is still time.
#9 Jan 28, 2009
CNY- Crotch of New York
#10 Jan 28, 2009
How about the "Home of Funeral Homes and Hospitals".
Because if you're not sick, you're dead!
#11 Jan 28, 2009
Good one. I've seen enough hearses and ambulances (or ambulettes) in CNY to last me a lifetime. They've kind of become the vehicle of choice for most people living here.
#12 Jan 28, 2009
Crotchester already claims that title.
#13 Jan 28, 2009
from the Little Falls area:
CNY: If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family.
#14 Jan 28, 2009
CNY - is there something in the water?
CNY - welcome to the shallow end of the gene pool.
CNY - well at least it's not actually Hell
Utica Lies and Riggies
Since: May 14
#15 Jun 13, 2014
If you own a cow you have a girlfriend.
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