Unknown Utica Throughout History

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Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#1 Jun 16, 2014
Many believe a second shooter was located on the grassy knoll in Dallas when President Kennedy was assassinated. This is untrue. The second shooter was located on top of the Val Bialis Ski Resort using a high powered nano rifle and scope. This technology is the precursor for the super duper mega nano chip plant that is rumored to be built in Marcy somewhere between 2015 and 3105.

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#2 Jun 16, 2014
The utica psych center is actually a secret government bunker designed for the President to use in case of a nuclear war. Everyone knows that no international powers will have a bomb pointed at utica because of its insignificance.

Since: May 14

Clifton Park, NY

#4 Jun 17, 2014
The utica sign will eventually be built to be taller than the freedom tower in NYC. Construction should be complete by 2018.

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Clifton Park, NY

#5 Jun 17, 2014
The Declaration of Independence was written in utica on the back of an old tomato pie box.

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Clifton Park, NY

#6 Jun 18, 2014
The invasion of Normandy was planned in the basement of venturas restaurant.

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Clifton Park, NY

#7 Jun 18, 2014
The pope secretly vacations yearly at st Anthony's church.

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Clifton Park, NY

#8 Jun 18, 2014
Salt and pepper was invented in utica.

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