Oxymoron - "Utica Culturefest" - List your ideas!

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Delusions of Grandass

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#2 Apr 1, 2014
"Navel lint ball display"

"Fattest Wife Contest"

"Veteran Bashing Contest"

"Oldest Racist Jokes Contest"

"New Hartford Fire Dept Black Baby BBQ"

"Cat torture techniques" by Joseph "Mengele" Sullivan

"Corrupt a Judge" raffle

"The Pothole Baja"

"Hidden underage rape victim" hunt. Officiated by Larry Tanoury

"How many Boilergasm Articles will Tim Reed beg for this year?" Game

"How many NFPs will Uticans breed in 2014" bingo

"Anthony Brindisi" back patting for nothing contest.

For the ladies- Survive 3 minutes in an elevator with a male from Utica without being groped or hearing "I like your CANS can we date baybee?"
For the guys- Photos with Joe Griffo

Leon Ettienne & Romy will feature a magicHomo show fruitier than Doug Henning where Romy will magically pull a Leon out of the closet!
Delusions of Grandass

United States

#3 Apr 1, 2014
"Minority Pinatas!"
"Tomato Pie Toss!"
"Who can make up the biggest pro-Utica lie?"
"Homocopsual -Butt-Eating Contest"
"Pick the year the Irish "Cultural Center" will see completion"!
"Pin the blame on the black guy"!
"Guess how many teeth the prison gourd has!"
"What year will the Matts/Saranac idiots fix their sign on their own dime?"
"Homeless person target practice"
"Add pepper, rename lasagna ??????? "invented by utica "contest"!
"Does Utica actually have a budget?" Psychic Palm Readers!
"Utica Tower Bungy Jumping... with steel cable!"
"Guess how many STDs this hooker has!" contest.
"Name the most KKK Grand Marshals in 30 seconds!" contest.
"Larry Tanoury's 40 Year Old Virgin Dating Game"
"Frank Meola Dunking in Ur wife'sAss!" game.

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