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Jul 5, 2012
 
I'm taking any and all questions. I'm from the Year 2187, but I have lived in the Utica area for 5 years from 2043-2048 for an experiment. I have now been sent to this day, July 5th in the year of 2012. I will be here for only 12 days starting today. My assignment does not start until the 7th, so I have some time to kill. This is kind of a 'weekend' for me, just some time to myself. I'm not too good with specifics, but I can answer any questions about the economy, society, technology, ect. ect..

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Jul 5, 2012
 
Are avatars of Joe Tahan, Carl from Carl's Furniture City and The Used Car King still bedevilling uticans with their annoying ads? Are the newscasts their ads appear on anchored by a Bill Worden avatar?
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Jul 5, 2012
 
Wait I got one! Did New Yorkers ever get hip to the fact that Chuck Schumer was to NY's economy what Hitler was to the Jews? Or is he still in office?
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Jul 5, 2012
 
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Are avatars of Joe Tahan, Carl from Carl's Furniture City and The Used Car King still bedevilling uticans with their annoying ads? Are the newscasts their ads appear on anchored by a Bill Worden avatar?
Joe Tahan, bless his soul, actually kicks the bucket pretty soon, the next year or so. But his ads live on.

Carl Vogel, of Carl's furniture city, will close his business sometime in the next ten years. He will run for Mayor, and win, in the 20's.

The Used Car King doesn't ring a bell, but Bill Worden does. I know he sticks around for almost fifty years, and has a building built in his name after he passes. However, there are no avatars of him doing the evening news. And there wouldn't be, as TV is not as important to civilization in the future as it is now.
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Jul 5, 2012
 

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Wait I got one! Did New Yorkers ever get hip to the fact that Chuck Schumer was to NY's economy what Hitler was to the Jews? Or is he still in office?
Chuck Schumer is pretty much a non factor in the future. His ideals and policies are looked on as niether great nor abysmal, just a normal politician(unfortunately). I think you would be interested in knowing that after Obama serves his second term, a new party is formed that has a presidential candidate elected to office in 2044.

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Will milk be made available to anyone with tan socks, hiding under a blanket wearing yoga pants between the ages of 34 and 46 unless it's a Tuesday in the month of March where the temperatue is under 29 degrees in which the age of the person won't matter?
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Future Guy wrote:
I'm taking any and all questions. I'm from the Year 2187, but I have lived in the Utica area for 5 years from 2043-2048 for an experiment. I have now been sent to this day, July 5th in the year of 2012. I will be here for only 12 days starting today. My assignment does not start until the 7th, so I have some time to kill. This is kind of a 'weekend' for me, just some time to myself. I'm not too good with specifics, but I can answer any questions about the economy, society, technology, ect. ect..
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In what year do I finally get laid with a decent man? Starting to think it will never happen again.
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Will you give me head tomorrow as good as you did last night and how long will it take me to shoot my load in your mouth again under the stars.
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Jul 5, 2012
 
Marty Peppershorts wrote:
Will milk be made available to anyone with tan socks, hiding under a blanket wearing yoga pants between the ages of 34 and 46 unless it's a Tuesday in the month of March where the temperatue is under 29 degrees in which the age of the person won't matter?
In 2187, we have artificial milk. Cows are purely for eating. However, you won't see that in your lifetime. Unfortunately, in 2043 milk is practically unavailable unless you own a cow. I don't know what happens between now and 2043, but something shuts down production of all dairy farmers in the US.
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In what year do I finally get laid with a decent man? Starting to think it will never happen again.
Get laid? I'm assuming you mean sex. Sorry, I can't answer that. In the future, most people refer to it as knockin down. I'm knockin down melissa; Who are you knockin down; I feel like I'm never gonna get knocked down again; ect. ect..
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Jul 5, 2012
 
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Will black people improve their act and image? What will happen with corn hill?
Unfortunately, The Corn Hill area of Utica doesn't improve. Not in 30 years, and not in 165. Strangely, even during the urban redevelopment act passing sometime in 2150, Corn Hill does not improve its image.

Utica, however, will. In about 70 years Utica will obtain federal funding and find a company to build one of the biggest, technologically advanced facilities in the country. In it, everything from Robotics to health care products will be produced, tested, invented and improved upon. It brings thousands of jobs and tens of thousands of people to the area. It is part of the reason I am here now, that much I can tell you.
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Jul 5, 2012
 
Future Guy wrote:
I'm taking any and all questions. I'm from the Year 2187, but I have lived in the Utica area for 5 years from 2043-2048 for an experiment. I have now been sent to this day, July 5th in the year of 2012. I will be here for only 12 days starting today. My assignment does not start until the 7th, so I have some time to kill. This is kind of a 'weekend' for me, just some time to myself. I'm not too good with specifics, but I can answer any questions about the economy, society, technology, ect. ect..

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Is country music still as popular in the future as it is noww lol?

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Jul 5, 2012
 
Future Guy wrote:
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In 2187, we have artificial milk. Cows are purely for eating. However, you won't see that in your lifetime. Unfortunately, in 2043 milk is practically unavailable unless you own a cow. I don't know what happens between now and 2043, but something shuts down production of all dairy farmers in the US.
That doesn't answer the whole question
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Jul 5, 2012
 
Will bath salt bars/lounges be popular in the future? I want to start a franchisee program based on them and get as rich as Howard Hughes was.
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Jul 5, 2012
 
Future Guy wrote:
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Unfortunately, The Corn Hill area of Utica doesn't improve. Not in 30 years, and not in 165. Strangely, even during the urban redevelopment act passing sometime in 2150, Corn Hill does not improve its image.
Utica, however, will. In about 70 years Utica will obtain federal funding and find a company to build one of the biggest, technologically advanced facilities in the country. In it, everything from Robotics to health care products will be produced, tested, invented and improved upon. It brings thousands of jobs and tens of thousands of people to the area. It is part of the reason I am here now, that much I can tell you.
Oh yeah? I see you've been smoking some of that super future crack too!
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Jul 5, 2012
 
Future Guy wrote:
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Unfortunately, The Corn Hill area of Utica doesn't improve. Not in 30 years, and not in 165. Strangely, even during the urban redevelopment act passing sometime in 2150, Corn Hill does not improve its image.
Utica, however, will. In about 70 years Utica will obtain federal funding and find a company to build one of the biggest, technologically advanced facilities in the country. In it, everything from Robotics to health care products will be produced, tested, invented and improved upon. It brings thousands of jobs and tens of thousands of people to the area. It is part of the reason I am here now, that much I can tell you.
scientist will announce in the year 2146 that Uranus is teeming with fat white women, gin, shinny shoes and big cars. Black men from all corners of the world will flock there looking for their dream world. They will mistakenly land on Neptune and find a race of giant Chicken like creatures and never be heard from again. The earth will rejoice.
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Jul 6, 2012
 
Future Guy wrote:
I'm taking any and all questions. I'm from the Year 2187, but I have lived in the Utica area for 5 years from 2043-2048 for an experiment. I have now been sent to this day, July 5th in the year of 2012. I will be here for only 12 days starting today. My assignment does not start until the 7th, so I have some time to kill. This is kind of a 'weekend' for me, just some time to myself. I'm not too good with specifics, but I can answer any questions about the economy, society, technology, ect. ect..
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At what age did you become a total burden on society and start wasting valuable oxygen that someone of use could be breathing instead? Is it true the biggest mistake your parents made was to decide to have kids? Is it true that whale waste is more useful in life than you are? Is it true that a pile of dog shit has a better personality than you do? Why is it that if you and my dog were drowning and I can only save one of you, I would save my dog?
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Jul 6, 2012
 
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In what year do I finally get laid with a decent man? Starting to think it will never happen again.
In the future, you'll have to be a decent woman.
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Jul 6, 2012
 
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In the future, you'll have to be a decent woman.
Excuse me but I am a decent woman, I just won't get naked on the first date with some guy. The guys today only have one agenda, getting me naked as soon as possible. I enjoy having sex but come on guys, get to know my last name first. Why is it you guys think below your waste most if not all the time.
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Jul 6, 2012
 
If he doesn't learn your last name, you're with the wrong guys.

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