Mike Tyson supports obesity wedding i...

Mike Tyson supports obesity wedding in Rome!

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Calorically challenged

United States

#1 Aug 25, 2013
Good to see mike has compassion for the calorically challenged upstate NYers!!

http://www.uticaod.com/features/x1367232930/M...

I'm wondering if at some point he had to ask himself WTF he was doing in the middle of a herd of cows!!
A New HANGOVER

West Hartford, CT

#2 Aug 25, 2013
He probably banged that biggie fry on the right before the night was over.
sreve

Utica, NY

#3 Aug 25, 2013
Looks like a pack of italian women-- fat, dirty and ugly--too many trips to the pasta bar--they look like they came from east utica
jesus holy cows

United States

#4 Aug 25, 2013
Wow gross! Didn't anyone try to tell the bride to ease up on the mobile home sized guests and invite at least one chick that was in shape? Jesus Christ that is one freakish picture!
Who is dumb or in need of attention enough to actually submit this picture it looks like the varick street ispy OD crowd! You can see where that marriage is going to end up!
SlimJim

Utica, NY

#5 Aug 25, 2013
sreve wrote:
Looks like a pack of italian women-- fat, dirty and ugly--too many trips to the pasta bar--they look like they came from east utica
How did they get there, they sure as hell couldn't fit in a limo. I didn't know Dick's Sporting Goods sold tents in Blue.
Mike confessed to lying about being sober...he must have been HAMMERED to be in that picture
Wow

United States

#6 Aug 25, 2013
You people are disgusting! Who cares if these girls have extra weight! I'd rather marry one of them than a stick skinny bone! And no I'm not an overweight guy. I'm a in shape personal trainer..just sayin..
gorm

Utica, NY

#7 Aug 25, 2013
Wow wrote:
You people are disgusting! Who cares if these girls have extra weight! I'd rather marry one of them than a stick skinny bone! And no I'm not an overweight guy. I'm a in shape personal trainer..just sayin..
These girls are way beyond having "extra weight." They are super sized hogs. Their legs are particularly ugly in that photo with rolls of rolls of wobbly fat greasing up the camera lens. You need some serious psychological help to want to be tethered to hog wallow...just saying
Ode du Thigh chafe

United States

#8 Aug 25, 2013
Wow wrote:
You people are disgusting! Who cares if these girls have extra weight! I'd rather marry one of them than a stick skinny bone! And no I'm not an overweight guy. I'm a in shape personal trainer..just sayin..
"In shape personal trainer"? No you're not. If you were, you would be one of the first to make note of how gelatinous fat cows are usually unhealthy, needy and fcked up in the head and lazy. Get some standards. If my girl ever went 10% over "perfect 10" body before 60 she'd have to go and she knows it. "Thigh chafe" isn't exactly an appreciated scent outside cny but much like everything else cny people have to make excuses. Grow up.
San Fran Limo Pig Roast

United States

#9 Aug 25, 2013
SlimJim wrote:
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How did they get there, they sure as hell couldn't fit in a limo. I didn't know Dick's Sporting Goods sold tents in Blue.
Mike confessed to lying about being sober...he must have been HAMMERED to be in that picture
Did you see the limo fire on the San Francisco Bay Bridge cause by a carload of fat sows just like this? They were so fat they sunk the rear suspension so low the drive shaft began rubbing on the lining in the driveshaft hump, the friction caused a fire that trapped most of the fatties in the limo and started an impromptu pig roast!
Tomato Pie Face

Gouverneur, NY

#10 Aug 25, 2013
Ode du Thigh chafe wrote:
<quoted text>"In shape personal trainer"? No you're not. If you were, you would be one of the first to make note of how gelatinous fat cows are usually unhealthy, needy and fcked up in the head and lazy. Get some standards. If my girl ever went 10% over "perfect 10" body before 60 she'd have to go and she knows it. "Thigh chafe" isn't exactly an appreciated scent outside cny but much like everything else cny people have to make excuses. Grow up.
Cretin, your "girl" is my mother mammy and you love her rank greasy clam, thigh chafe, and sloppy cream pies she brings home for you; but, stop claiming she's a 10. She's 60 alright, and toothless, and slovenly, just the way you like it, but no 10 and you know it.

Cliffy
18 Tons O Scary

United States

#11 Aug 25, 2013
What was this photographer thinking?
you ppl suc

Paterson, NJ

#12 Aug 25, 2013
There are 3 heavy women in that pic only. Seriously all the fat disgusting post suck. They all looked beautiful and the happy couple look blissful. Congrats!
18 Tons O Scary

United States

#13 Aug 25, 2013
you ppl suc wrote:
There are 3 heavy women in that pic only. Seriously all the fat disgusting post suck. They all looked beautiful and the happy couple look blissful. Congrats!
People who try to sound 'hip' and 'trendy' by saying things like 'kudos' and 'conrats' and 'merch' are pretty stupid so i doubt anyone cares what you think. If you can't see how all of them are fat you need better glassy 4eyes!
I can only imagine how gross the dance floor looked with these minor planets all orbiting around!!!!!
Onion rules

United States

#14 Aug 25, 2013
Women that fat always have an assortment of head problems and other issues controlling their fat selves. This looks like an Al Bundy nightmare!!!
SlimJim

Utica, NY

#15 Aug 25, 2013
This thread has some of the funniest posts ever...LMAO
Long live Topix...whoever said it has no redeeming value, hasn't seen this thread!!!!
But its PROGRESSIVE

United States

#16 Aug 25, 2013
This is just the latest example of upstate hicktoothed rubes annoying celebrities and covering them with cny embarrassment. Poor Mike.
Tomato Pie Face

Albany, NY

#17 Aug 25, 2013
I had to flip the ipad into landscape mode to take that all in. Lol
Tomato Pie Face

Albany, NY

#18 Aug 25, 2013
Thigh chafe=utica face. Lol
They need Richard Simmons

United States

#19 Aug 25, 2013
Who got married? Jenny Craig?
Tomato Pie Face

Albany, NY

#20 Aug 26, 2013
They need Richard Simmons wrote:
Who got married? Jenny Craig?
I think I counted 22 people in that picture not counting mike. 2 girls seemed in good shape. Ill leave it at that.

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