name the hottest cougars in the area
FeFe4u

Clark Mills, NY

#21 Dec 16, 2010
Sue Asscurley is hot, just add some milk to her maypo butt and the eatin's GREAT!
Rosano

Fairport, NY

#22 Sep 28, 2011
Sue DePasquale
comedy show

Herkimer, NY

#23 Sep 28, 2011
Here we go again. Most of these women you describe have seen better days. Some are aging better than others. But the truth is you couldn't pay me enough to deal with these high maintenance types.

I mean come on. 20 lbs of make up. Spike heels. Hoop ear rings. Leopard accessories. Spandex and tight jeans.
Do you really want to deal with these so called Utica Cougars or MILFs who think prancing around Sangertown Mall is like starring in an episode of Jersey Shore. Seriously, it is funny watching these oldies shake it. I guess they really still think they're hot stuff even as grandmothers. Wow! But hey whatever.

I feel for their husbands who have to wonder just how far they're taking their little traipsing around act.

Any day now we can expect the thigh high hooker boots and mink outerwear. Only in Utica where we live in a time warp!
Queen Scary

Little Falls, NY

#24 Sep 29, 2011
Tyronel wrote:
Barb Klein hands down the hottest. Loves the younger guys and even the dark ones. Rumor has it that she is dynamite in the rack even at her age. Go Barb.
Or her twin sister Terry LOL!
Guido

Frisco, TX

#25 Sep 29, 2011
Angela Rubino
Austin Centolella

Frisco, TX

#26 Sep 29, 2011
Marcy mom
Austin Centelolla

Frisco, TX

#27 Sep 29, 2011
Ray Jadwicks mom
Marcy mom

New York, NY

#29 Sep 29, 2011
Ty!!:@)
Really

Long Eddy, NY

#30 Sep 29, 2011
comedy show wrote:
Here we go again. Most of these women you describe have seen better days. Some are aging better than others. But the truth is you couldn't pay me enough to deal with these high maintenance types.
I mean come on. 20 lbs of make up. Spike heels. Hoop ear rings. Leopard accessories. Spandex and tight jeans.
Do you really want to deal with these so called Utica Cougars or MILFs who think prancing around Sangertown Mall is like starring in an episode of Jersey Shore. Seriously, it is funny watching these oldies shake it. I guess they really still think they're hot stuff even as grandmothers. Wow! But hey whatever.
I feel for their husbands who have to wonder just how far they're taking their little traipsing around act.
Any day now we can expect the thigh high hooker boots and mink outerwear. Only in Utica where we live in a time warp!
Wow! Sounds like a description of Her Honor Bernadette.
new hartford

Syracuse, NY

#31 Sep 29, 2011
JOLENE FERRIS?????? Oh my god NO!!! She looks like Morticia on the Munsters!!!!!!!!!
Dumb

Milwaukee, WI

#32 Sep 29, 2011
They may be washed up sluts but they still know how to preform, did one this weekend very nice with no strings attached.
amazing

Herkimer, NY

#33 Sep 29, 2011
Dumb wrote:
They may be washed up sluts but they still know how to preform, did one this weekend very nice with no strings attached.
That's why I don't trust em. These women come on here attacking men because we suppossedly are not nice to them. But as you just pointed out, these same outdated recycled chicks are still running around playing games in their mid 40's and up. I hope to god I find a nice girl before I'm 50. If I'm still sharing the same rotation by then I don't know what I'll do. Tagged one myself last night. Just can't seem to shake her. I have broke up with her so many times and she won't go. She's a doozy and let me tell ya her scandal with a prominent guy here in town would blow your mind away. These women get nutty as they age.
reply

Utica, NY

#34 Sep 29, 2011
Tyronel wrote:
Barb Klein hands down the hottest. Loves the younger guys and even the dark ones. Rumor has it that she is dynamite in the rack even at her age. Go Barb.
B/K was a knock out back in the day always @ sheraton happy hour.out of town business could not wait to return,plus a classy women with a smart brain !!!!!!!
Took Years

Utica, NY

#35 Sep 29, 2011
Skank. It figures utica would consider some of these rerun pigs even worthy of discussion. Is looking for "cougars" like slumming?
Ray Jadwick

Neversink, NY

#36 Sep 29, 2011
Austin Centelolla wrote:
Ray Jadwicks mom
Although, I myself, have shown no respect for anybody else’s mother (or for that matter, the female members of anybody’s family)with my offensive and degrading sophomoric humor, I ask that you please keep my mother out of it.
DRN

Baldwinsville, NY

#37 Sep 29, 2011
Shamrock "tighs wide open" Lady.....yes she's dried up but what a "LADY"
Scamrock

United States

#38 Sep 29, 2011
Too bad she didn't crash her Corvair into a tree.
kids should be in school

Little Falls, NY

#39 Sep 29, 2011
cougars are just kids who didn't grow up.
yummmm

Vestal, NY

#40 Sep 29, 2011
Guido wrote:
Angela Rubino
I'd love to rest my cheek on her inner thigh for a good hour.....
Bucklure

Brooklyn, NY

#41 Sep 29, 2011
Patty Ferrone at the Co. Clerks Off.

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