Library Tortoise RIP
Posted in the Utica Forum
#1 Jul 13, 2013
It looks like the Library Tortoise is dead. Squashed flat by a Mac Truck as he slowly crossed the highway of truth. It was a funny blog even though it wasn't intended to be so.
The author saw a conspiracy behind every tree (or book). He attacked Pat Tyksinki, Don Backman, Ed Wiatr just about anyone in the Town of New Hartford that didn't meet up to his standards of "supporting the library". He also believed that New Hartford taxpayers should fund his library to the tune of 1 million dollars a year because we are "affluent". Of course, as a library employee the Library Tortoise stood to benefit immensely if the rechartering vote past. Talk about a lot of turtle wax! Ultimately, I am not surprised the Library Tortoise crashed and burned. Even the internet can tolerate so much BS. The moral of the story: if you're going to do a blog, make it truthful.
#2 Jul 13, 2013
This is adorable
#3 Jul 13, 2013
This is so true. Don't forget to add Donna Donovan and the OD to the Library Tortoise's list of NH library' s enemies. LOL
#4 Jul 13, 2013
Yeah, I'm sad to see it go. There have been lots of blogs satirizing New Hartford and this one was the best. No other blog captured the worst in New Hartford stereotypes.
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