Digestive Disease Medicine Supports O...

Digestive Disease Medicine Supports Olive Garden

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#1 Aug 20, 2013
Digestive Disease Medicine is recommending colonoscopy patients eat at Olive Garden to cleanse their system. Doctors say that slop works better at evacuating the human colon and intestines than that giant jug of liquid laxative they give you. It works faster, too. Any dish on the menu, combined with any serving of bread sticks, will explode your anal cavity within minutes.

The only problem is the wretched taste of the laxative is far preferable to the dumpster fill they feed you at Olive Garden.
Rufus

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#2 Aug 21, 2013
The food do suck. Watch for small bugs in the salad, they don't wash it.

“I Make you wonder”

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#3 Aug 21, 2013
Digestive Disease Medicine should support Taco Bell. That place keeps a colon clean.

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#4 Aug 21, 2013
At least taco bell only charges $5 bucks for an ass gutting. Nothing like spending $100 bucks for the privilege of being glued to the sh.tter for the weekend.

ASS ATTACK!
Uticans LOL

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#5 Aug 21, 2013
Truth Dig wrote:
At least taco bell only charges $5 bucks for an ass gutting. Nothing like spending $100 bucks for the privilege of being glued to the sh.tter for the weekend.
ASS ATTACK!
Real classy.

Easy to see why you support libs and scandalObama!!

Hows THAT working out for you? Not so loud and proud anymore!!

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#6 Aug 21, 2013
Uticans LOL wrote:
<quoted text>Real classy.
Easy to see why you support libs and scandalObama!!
Hows THAT working out for you? Not so loud and proud anymore!!
Stalk much, psycho?

Nice Obama reference in an Olive Garden thread.

LMFAO!!!

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