It wasn't either one of those couples. Don't you remember? It was your Momma and Poppa!! LOLWow - What memories! I remember seeing that Leave it To Beaver episode! It's the episode where Ward went nuts and attacked June. Then Wally and the Beav had to break down the bedroom door to save her.
Or maybe it was Ozzie and Harriett...I forget.
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#84 Sep 18, 2010
I knew Mr. Anene from a club in San Bernardino known as ClubFly. Yes, he was gay, but these stupid comments below are fake. I used to work there as a private entertainer. Mr. Anene was one of my favorite clients. He offered me a ride to his apartment one night when one of my shifts was over. He said he had a copy of one of my favorite movies, Men of Israel. I decided to go with him back to his apartment. Instantly, me and him clicked like that, and we couldn't resist each other. He took me to his bathroom, and started whispering to me that he wanted to get me wet. I couldn't help myself. To the person who said he has " a 2-inch cock", it is far from 2-inches! Believe me! I've done anal with him before! He can really give it to someone if he's in the mood ;]. The favorite place me and him would fuck was the shower. Both me and him loved feeling on each other while getting soaked. He would always finger me deeply with his thumb. The thrill of whenever he did that just got me excited. He would always rub the soap bar down my ass crack and make it wet and soft. After the shower, me and him would sit down on his couch and watch the movie naked, while cuddled together with csndles lit all over the room. He always had a box of See's Candies and would put little pieces in between my ass crack and lick them out and eat them. There were a couple times when there were little pube hairs but he was too freaky to care. He loved playing with my ass because he thought it was big and firm. I loved the way he satisfied me and cared for me. I tried to do the same to him. He would always like for me to put cut grapes on his nipples and bite them off. Another one of his favorites was when I would slide my cock up and down his ass crack. He would always laugh because he thought it tickled. He had the cutest laugh I'd ever heard. Finally around 2:30am, me and him fucked. I tried my best to take it in the ass but I would always resist. But then he would always whisper in my ear saying " don't worry, I'll go soft on you". So I trusted him and he did take it soft on me :). There was one thing he wanted me to do that I couldn't beacause of a certain reason. He would always try to convince me to lick his anus, but I couldn't do it because of the stench and odor. Also there were little chunks of poop stuck to his pube hairs. I would lick his buttocks, but doing anything else was going too far. When ever we didn't see eachother, he would always want me to send him pictures of me in some of my outfits or naked. He always got excited whenever he saw them and would keep asking me for more and more. He would especially like pictures of me spreading my ass and fingering myself. Augieboo, I will always miss the sexual adventures we had, and if you luckily avoid this, me and you can hopefully rekindle our relationship.
Sincerly, Your Loving Friend,
#85 Jul 8, 2011
.........i threw books the book cause he was talking shit.... per 3
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