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UkiaHaiku contest in tribute to Sheriff Allman

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The Truth About Allman

Ukiah, CA

#1 Mar 2, 2013
Haiku... a fitting tribute to our nutjob Sheriff with the penchant for media attention.


allman arpaio
two nuts with no dick in sight
I prefer almonds

come to ukiah
meth zombies camp at walmart
sheriff is awol

allman is no man
protects dope grower cash flow
while street thugs roam free

protects his doper donors
serves white power gun lobby
hates Obama too

send him your money
he cannot meet his budget
click the paypal link

he advocates guns
assault weapons are great fun
puts his own at risk

deputy stops car
assault weapons are then fired
do not blame allman

Allman. What a guy.
Should Have Elected Broin

Ukiah, CA

#2 Mar 15, 2013
could not kill brassler
sacramento swat had to
took the credit though

allman the hero
offering to hunt dorner
and not catch him too

all for media
allman needs that attention
to be arpaio
Don Corleone

Ukiah, CA

#3 Mar 16, 2013
sheriffs swapping wives
be silent because it is
the covelo way

more like mafia
keeping family secrets
via skin in the game

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