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Since: Jan 14

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#71258 Apr 10, 2014
HUGH,

Leave your boyfriend for now and come online....

I want to ask you a few questions on your sex life.

(grins)

Since: Jan 14

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#71259 Apr 10, 2014
former res wrote:
<quoted text>

Perhaps you'd like to re-phrase that? or not
LOL.

As a former bus driver and an ex-nurse and a current real estate middle man, how would you rephrase that line?

(:

Since: Aug 13

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#71260 Apr 10, 2014
yehoshooah adam wrote:
<quoted text>
rabbee: are you claiming to know the tomorrow, better than G-D? or can you not see they are sleeping, on their bed of silver pins and golden needles now? are you falsely claiming, Yesrael is enjoying peace today??? are you playing without, any marbles at all?
The marbles are all yours and they are in your head.

Since: May 12

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#71261 Apr 10, 2014
JOEL COOL DUDE wrote:
HUGH,
Leave your boyfriend for now and come online....
I want to ask you a few questions on your sex life.
(grins)
These days Mumbay boy really wants to play with his stick.
former res

Cheshire, CT

#71262 Apr 10, 2014
JOEL COOL DUDE wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL.
As a former bus driver and an ex-nurse and a current real estate middle man, how would you rephrase that line?
(:
I am guessing that you would like to perform a special exam on Huggy called the DRE.

And he on you. Repeatedly.

Though this would only be foreplay.

BTW, I am also a former busboy, grocery stock clerk, gas pumper, landscaper, house painter, mail clerk, newspaper delivery boy, copy editor, clinical drug trial monitor oh and a job that certainly your people can relate to (at least here in America), convenience store manager. "Thank you, come again." :))

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apu_Nahasapeemap...

We can't all be born with a silver foot in our mouths, like you.
former res

Cheshire, CT

#71263 Apr 10, 2014
JOEL COOL DUDE wrote:
HUGH,
Leave your boyfriend for now and come online....
I want to ask you a few questions on your sex life.
(grins)
Just a thought, but isn't it possible that the only reason you're a virgin is that in reality you're a latent homosexual who doesn't have the balls to act on who he really is?

Just a thought.

Now, I'm guessing you'll deny it.

Let's see what you say.
former res

Cheshire, CT

#71264 Apr 10, 2014
Oh, Joel - I forgot one of my jobs.

I used to circumcise the elephants at the local circus.

The pay was small, but the tips were large.

Since: Jan 14

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#71265 Apr 10, 2014
former res wrote:
<quoted text>

Though this would only be foreplay.
Ha, so you're an expert on man-on-boy foreplay. Expected.

Since: Jan 14

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#71266 Apr 10, 2014
former res wrote:
<quoted text>

BTW, I am also a former busboy, grocery stock clerk, gas pumper, landscaper, house painter, mail clerk, newspaper delivery boy, copy editor, clinical drug trial monitor oh and a job that certainly your people can relate to (at least here in America), convenience store manager.
You don't need to tell me about you jobs, since, even without you informing me about your former jobs, the stamp of a menial worker is on you.

Anyway, best of luck.

I truly wish you very well.

Since: Jan 14

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#71267 Apr 10, 2014
former res wrote:
I used to circumcise the elephants at the local circus.
Yeah, I know that you're sexually attracted to handsome young guys and to male animals.

BTW, are you turned on by young boys age 12?

Since: Jan 14

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#71268 Apr 10, 2014
former res wrote:
The pay was small, but the tips were large.
Hi Old Man,

You've got about 10 more years (till age 65) to make a little more money than what you're making and after that you may be bed ridden or too weak to walk about without a walking stick.

BTW, if your partner kicks the bucket before you then being a childless widower who'll keep an eye on you in your old age when you may turn into an invalid or when you get seriously ill?

Since: Jan 14

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#71269 Apr 10, 2014
HUGH,

How often in a week do you make out with that thick-lipped frump who you call your wife?

Any preferred position?

How often in a week do you jerk off?

How often in a week do you enjoy a roll in bed with your boy friend?

(smiles)
former res

Cheshire, CT

#71270 Apr 10, 2014
JOEL COOL DUDE wrote:
<quoted text>
You don't need to tell me about you jobs, since, even without you informing me about your former jobs, the stamp of a menial worker is on you.
Anyway, best of luck.
I truly wish you very well.
Ok, Apu.

Have it your way.
former res

Cheshire, CT

#71271 Apr 10, 2014
JOEL COOL DUDE wrote:
<quoted text>
Hi Old Man,
You've got about 10 more years (till age 65) to make a little more money than what you're making and after that you may be bed ridden or too weak to walk about without a walking stick.
BTW, if your partner kicks the bucket before you then being a childless widower who'll keep an eye on you in your old age when you may turn into an invalid or when you get seriously ill?
You're the one who sounds ill.

I'm doing just fine, but thanks for caring.

Who will take care of you?

“Legumes of the World Unite ”

Since: Sep 11

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#71272 Apr 10, 2014
STEFANO COLONNA wrote:
TO JOEL
The NYTIMES' article that speaks about Ambani, at one point spend a few words about you or the character you portray yourself, here.
I'll report what it says:
"For generations, Altamount was a favored address for India’s Anglicized elite, a group British imperialists groomed in their own image. To a 19th-century British official, Thomas Babington Macaulay, they were “interpreters between us and the millions whom we govern; a class of persons, Indian in blood and color, but English in taste, in opinions, in morals and in intellect.”
As time went on, the elites were steeped in British culture, spoke with Oxbridge accents, pooh-poohed Bollywood films and danced only to British and American music. They dismissed those who spoke Indian languages at home as “vernies,” short for “vernaculars.”

Then, in the 1990s, Bombay changed its name to Mumbai, and Altamount was renamed S. K. Barodawalla Marg. Neither name has stuck with everyone, but the changes were part of an emerging movement to purge India of its colonial legacy.
Such changes accompanied the rise to power of a new class of Indians who want to live and work and raise their children in India, who are tethered to Indian values, food and popular culture and who are unapologetic about their indigenous tastes. The Ambanis are this class’s first family.
So our Yoda Apu is stuck in the 80s.

Not very swanky, is he?
former res

Cheshire, CT

#71273 Apr 10, 2014
CBS announces Stephen Colbert as the next host of 'The Late Show,' succeeding David Letterman.

__________

Wow. Kind of shocked. Though I admit a bit of a man crush on Colbert.
Love that guy.

Thought Ferguson had a shot. Wouldn't be surprised if it came out they offered it to Stewart first.

Stewart says Colbert is a better fit. He's probably right.

Since: Jan 14

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#71274 Apr 10, 2014
SOUTH MUMBAI IS EVEN MORE WESTERNIZED THESE DAYS

The elite localities of South Mumbai are way too wealthy, way too westernized, way too classy and way too filled with great intellectual talent that even the vast majority of westerners would feel out of place in these swank South Mumbai areas like Altamount Road, Carmichael Road, Cuffe Parade, Malabar Hill, Ridge Road, Walkeshwar, Breach Candy, Pedder Road, Kemps Corner and others.

Since: Jan 14

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#71275 Apr 10, 2014
SOUTH MUMBAI SNOBBERY

No one speaks Indian languages in the elite areas of South Mumbai at home, among friends or on the streets and funnily many of the educated middle classes who reside in the poorer areas of Mumbai have recently begun imitating the westernized trend initiated in the swank areas of South Mumbai more than a century ago and these middle classes insist on speaking English most of the times at home or elsewhere.

When we run into them, we laugh at their attempts to speak English since in most cases their accent/diction is way below the acceptable standards.

They also attempt to dress in high fashion and end up buying the cheap imitations and lack the poise to carry off the clothes and at times when we see them in the stylish restaurants of the Taj celebrating special occasions like a marriage anniversary we are amused to see them ordering the least expensive dishes on the menu and pathetic lack of table manners and knowledge of global foods.

LOL.
former res

Cheshire, CT

#71276 Apr 10, 2014
JOEL COOL DUDE wrote:
SOUTH MUMBAI IS EVEN MORE WESTERNIZED THESE DAYS
The elite localities of South Mumbai are way too wealthy, way too westernized, way too classy and way too filled with great intellectual talent that even the vast majority of westerners would feel out of place in these swank South Mumbai areas like Altamount Road, Carmichael Road, Cuffe Parade, Malabar Hill, Ridge Road, Walkeshwar, Breach Candy, Pedder Road, Kemps Corner and others.
Attribution: Apu

Thank you, come again.

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#71277 Apr 10, 2014
People living in the posh areas of South Mumbai have money to burn and spend the money like water. Though I am used to this atmosphere since birth yet at times I feel bad that when most people in India lack the basic necessities the wealthy back here have not a care in the world and lack concern for the needy. The poor/middle classes are treated like shit in India. These thoughts sober me and make me somewhat restrained in everything that I do.

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