that is so funny. instead of people robbin' for money, they're just cuttin' out the middle man, and robbin' peeps for the product. "hey, hold it, right there!", says a man holding a pistol to an older gentleman with a rx bag in his hand with the word "oxycodone" printed on it. "here's my money", says the old man. "fuck that, old man. i want the bag, bitch" shouted the young man. moral to the story: don't buy oxycontin from anywhere, legal or not