Woman Bites Off Ex-Boyfriend's Lip

SEATTLE -- A woman bit off her ex-boyfriend's lower lip as they were kissing in bed, likely disfiguring him permanently, authorities said.

[Holey Schnikeys]

who does she think she is - McGruff the Crime Dog?

[Honest One]

Nothing like a pis*ed off woman ! She sounds a real nut case . I hope she serves some real jail time for this . Also , I hope the man sues her and gets everything she has . She sounds like a mean female !

[FAB]

Man Man Man!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! !

[ClownMan]

I bet next time he will not say the other girsl name during sex again.

[Dr Pepper]

He must have been giving the old dog some kind of bone to make her that crazy.I'm jealous. All I ever lost in a good shag was my nose. And a thumb.

[Dr Pepper]

Honest One wrote:

Nothing like a pis*ed off woman ! She sounds a real nut case . I hope she serves some real jail time for this . Also , I hope the man sues her and gets everything she has . She sounds like a mean female !

Sounds like he was already getting everything she has. Yuk Yuk.

[Dr Pepper]

ClownMan wrote:

I bet next time he will not say the other girsl name during sex again.

I had a buddy in college, dated about two girls a night. No kidding, he was rich, smart, good looking and born horny. But he had a habit of drinking about 30 beers a night. I asked him how he keeps all his dates' names straight to avoid getting killed. He said the way do it is just call everyone baby. Hey baby, whats new baby, want to go out baby. Baby baby. Must have worked.
Last I saw he was still among the living.

[Bigfoot]

he should have listened when she told him she didn't want any more of his lip.

[CJC]

Well he is just lucky she wasn't kissing him somewhere else and decided to bite.

[Zardoz]

So much for saying words with B's and P's in them.

I can hear him now, telling the officer... "That stumid mitch mit my lit off".

[chris]

must be mike tyson's sister!!!!!!!!!!

[Pam]

chris wrote:

must be mike tyson's sister!!!!!!!!!!

lol, I was going to say maybe she & ole Mike ought to get together.

[Pam]

Dr Pepper wrote:

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I had a buddy in college, dated about two girls a night. No kidding, he was rich, smart, good looking and born horny. But he had a habit of drinking about 30 beers a night. I asked him how he keeps all his dates' names straight to avoid getting killed. He said the way do it is just call everyone baby. Hey baby, whats new baby, want to go out baby. Baby baby. Must have worked.
Last I saw he was still among the living.

or could do like my ex...his "new" wife has the same name & occupation as I do. Talk about freaky!!! Think I'll check my credit report!

[idiots]

"The man and woman share the home with another couple, deputies said, though he was described as the woman's ex-boyfriend. All four of them are recovering drug addicts, deputies said."

Another good reason not to legalize drugs.

[Child Pleeze]

is she a vaqmpire? what kind of teeth do she have

[Child Pleeze]

Honest One wrote:

Nothing like a pis*ed off woman ! She sounds a real nut case . I hope she serves some real jail time for this . Also , I hope the man sues her and gets everything she has . She sounds like a mean female !

what they got so that he can sue her? ah they are recovering addicts.. they already sold and pawn everything that they had..duh

where they black or white? oops mostly caucasians live in washington state..

[That Girl]

LMAO! Smart, though.

Dr Pepper wrote:

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I had a buddy in college, dated about two girls a night. No kidding, he was rich, smart, good looking and born horny. But he had a habit of drinking about 30 beers a night. I asked him how he keeps all his dates' names straight to avoid getting killed. He said the way do it is just call everyone baby. Hey baby, whats new baby, want to go out baby. Baby baby. Must have worked.
Last I saw he was still among the living.

[Dr Pepper]

lardazz wrote:

he should have listened when she told him she didn't want any more of his lip.

Two points. Wish I had said that one.

[Proud]

Dr Pepper wrote:

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I had a buddy in college, dated about two girls a night. No kidding, he was rich, smart, good looking and born horny. But he had a habit of drinking about 30 beers a night. I asked him how he keeps all his dates' names straight to avoid getting killed. He said the way do it is just call everyone baby. Hey baby, whats new baby, want to go out baby. Baby baby. Must have worked.
Last I saw he was still among the living.

Oh but "pay back" is h*ll - you reap what you sow....what goes-around-comes-around...any cliche you want to say, he will pay one day.

[ClownMan]

Dr Pepper wrote:

<quoted text>
I had a buddy in college, dated about two girls a night. No kidding, he was rich, smart, good looking and born horny. But he had a habit of drinking about 30 beers a night. I asked him how he keeps all his dates' names straight to avoid getting killed. He said the way do it is just call everyone baby. Hey baby, whats new baby, want to go out baby. Baby baby. Must have worked.
Last I saw he was still among the living.

Now I am too poor, too old, and too married to even dream of dating multiple girls at one time...:(