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Eric 2016

Hooks, TX

#29 Jan 25, 2013
Hehehe. Look at how the Jewbilly keeps following me from post to post. I play the music and the little monkey dances. hehehe. Dance monkey, dance for your master.

Since: Jan 13

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#30 Jan 25, 2013
sofa King Cool wrote:
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It's the grand Talibani spokeshole for the southern Muslim Hillbilly Boys.
As I remarked earlier, it unbelievable that you’re now obsessing about hillbillies. We all remember your fantasy about Lighteredknot’s sofa and the liquids you discovered upon it. Just how you discovered the fluids on his sofa is a mystery to all of us, but when Lightered learned that a short, corpulent, acne infested chap with a mullet, who resembled the Michelin man, was reportedly peeping through his window, he was concerned enough that he posted a guard on his property.
Then, we find out that you’re ruminating about the dimensions of poster's genitals. Again, we’re mystified by your obsession with this issue as well. Doesn’t really sound like a healthy fixation to us.
Now, we’re seeing that 3 out of every 4 of your lame and hobbled posts deal with hillbillies. Why are you now obsessed with hillbillies doughy? We can only assume that these hillbillies you’re fantasizing about are the same sort as those who starred in the river rape scene in “Deliverance”, your favorite flick. Sounds a little bent to me Doughy. Don’t you ever have fantasies that involve the opposite sex?
Incidentally doughy, is the above retort the best we can hope to see from you henceforth? We all try to lower the bar considerably when we’re dealing with one of your comebacks, but if we lower it any further, we’ll have to dig a trench for it to fit into. Come on Dough. Get with it! You’ve got to start trying harder. You’re simply not making the grade.
Rightwing

Douglasville, GA

#32 Jan 25, 2013
Hirosagent wrote:
<quoted text>You even know the home town of the star of this show? What is your problem? Get off the sofa and go to night school.
No but I am sure you do......lol
Rightwing

Douglasville, GA

#33 Jan 25, 2013
Filistyne wrote:
<quoted text>Does the antenna on the roof of your singlewide not pick up any program other than honey boo boo dufus? If it weren’t for Honey Boo Boo, the term redneckalize and “cut and paste”, you’d be incapable of posting. You sound like an uneducated trailer park troll trapped in a turnstile. Come up with an original thought that isn’t absurd…. Just once!
Cannot help if your parents tried to abort you and failed......and you don"t have to marry your sister like your dad did ...lol

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#35 Jan 25, 2013
sofa King Cool wrote:
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It's interesting how I can put maybe 15 words on a page i seconds and you hillbillies will start yapping away endlessly. Like stupid little puppets.
I'm sure you could put all of the clever comments you've made in your whole life on a page using far less than 15 words sofa troll.

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#36 Jan 25, 2013
Rightwing wrote:
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No but I am sure you do......lol
All you have to do is approach your case worker at the trailer park and ask for an education expense voucher. If she has any handy for the grade 3 or 4 remedial program, you'll be able to start upgrading right away dufie.

Since: Oct 12

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#37 Jan 25, 2013
Rightwing wrote:
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Cannot help if your parents tried to abort you and failed......and you don"t have to marry your sister like your dad did ...lol
Duh… Ummm… Mi naym bee writewyng inbredamadufus an I bees vary intallimajant. I allsew bee hily ejumakayted an awl dat sheet. I dun grajewayted frum skewl at a vary urly aje. Wenn mi sisstur, hoo is alsew mi mummie, an mi bruthur, hoo is alsew mi granpappi an mi unkle, kame two skool on perants nite wen I wuz in grayd 2, mi teechur towld themm dat she kood nott teech mee anything morr an mi edumakashun at hur skool wuz finished. Mi mummie/sisstur an mi granpappi/unkle/bruthur towld mee laytre dat I wuz finished skewl urly bekuz of mi unusual intallimagance. Sew if anybuddy in heer trys two insultimakate me, I wil teech dem a vurble leson wenn I unleesh mi kolosall intallimagace an edumakashun.
Rightwing

Douglasville, GA

#38 Jan 29, 2013
Hartwick wrote:
<quoted text>All you have to do is approach your case worker at the trailer park and ask for an education expense voucher. If she has any handy for the grade 3 or 4 remedial program, you'll be able to start upgrading right away dufie.
Where is the trailer park you live in ??
Rightwing

Douglasville, GA

#39 Jan 29, 2013
Filistyne wrote:
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Duh… Ummm… Mi naym bee writewyng inbredamadufus an I bees vary intallimajant. I allsew bee hily ejumakayted an awl dat sheet. I dun grajewayted frum skewl at a vary urly aje. Wenn mi sisstur, hoo is alsew mi mummie, an mi bruthur, hoo is alsew mi granpappi an mi unkle, kame two skool on perants nite wen I wuz in grayd 2, mi teechur towld themm dat she kood nott teech mee anything morr an mi edumakashun at hur skool wuz finished. Mi mummie/sisstur an mi granpappi/unkle/bruthur towld mee laytre dat I wuz finished skewl urly bekuz of mi unusual intallimagance. Sew if anybuddy in heer trys two insultimakate me, I wil teech dem a vurble leson wenn I unleesh mi kolosall intallimagace an edumakashun.
Yo mama know you been reading her love letter's again ????

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