baby chimpanzee for sale!!

baby chimpanzee for sale!!

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OJlovesthepecker

Calhoun, GA

#3 Feb 18, 2011
I think Democrats are the only people allowed to buy and sell negroes.
doUG

Marietta, GA

#4 Feb 21, 2011
is it already signed up for govt benefits?
Wolfman

Rome, GA

#5 Feb 22, 2011
Why is ODummy selling Michelle?
OJlovesthepecker

Calhoun, GA

#6 Feb 22, 2011
Wolfman wrote:
Why is ODummy selling Michelle?
Snicker!

Since: Jan 10

Location hidden

#7 Feb 22, 2011
We would know more about the chimp's country of orign than we do obama's.
ThomasA

Gadsden, AL

#8 Feb 23, 2011
Just what every family needs . A cute little pet that grows up and eats your hands and face off. No thanks!
janitor

Carrollton, GA

#9 Feb 27, 2011
I was thanking it was illegal to sell little back children, maybe thats why they are on here selling it.
Mariah

Eatonton, GA

#10 Feb 13, 2013
Im interested! Canu give me more info? Ive always wanted a chimpanzee!
Someone

Phoenix, AZ

#11 Sep 16, 2013
I'm interested to but only to rent one so my mom will stop depressing about having no more babies. Maybe for 3 days? Post back if you think it will happen thanks!

Since: Sep 13

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#15 Sep 16, 2013
Eric 2016 wrote:
<quoted text>What a racist statement. That is the second one who've made in a couple of days or so. Hey everbody, the tool from cacafornia just made another blatantly racist statement, AGAIN.
You're right! What is with this fool. He worked so long trying to convince us that he was the champion of all people who were the victims of racism. Now, it turns out, to the surprise of nobody, that he's been a wolf in sheep's clothing all this time. Just a few days ago he said:

“They all live in a small part of a big city.
The rest is paradise.”

"They" in the forgoing comment was "African Americans and Mexicans". As if an area with these people could never be a paradise!. Let us never forget the racist comments made by this person who goes under hundreds of aliases but is most often known as "Sofa King Cool". What a nasty racist comment. It just turns my stomach.

Since: Sep 13

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#16 Sep 16, 2013
Stop the killing wrote:
Eric will pretend it's a house slave and bang it.
What a disgusting comment:

"Eric will pretend it's a house slave and bang it." Unbelievable!!!!!!!!

Let us never forget this blatantly racist comment either!

Since: Sep 13

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#19 Sep 16, 2013
Stop the killing wrote:
<quoted text>
Have never uttered one racist word. Ever.
Never uttered one racist word ever?? Well you fat little monkey, let’s just recap
a couple of the racist comments you’ve made in just the last few days:
1.“Eric will pretend it's a house slave and bang it.”
This comment is post number 13 in the “Baby Chimpanzee for Sale” thread.
A house slave??? Really you racist pig?
Bang it??? Unbelievable you racist swine.
2. They all live in a small part of a big city.
The rest is paradise.”
"They in the forgoing comment refers to African Americans and Mexicans"
An area enriched by the presence of African Americans and Mexicans can’t be paradise?? What a disgusting racist comment.

Since: Aug 13

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#23 Sep 16, 2013
Earth First wrote:
<quoted text>
Have never uttered one racist word. Ever. Prove otherwise, cracker.
If I had to prove that you're a fat, stupid, ugly, illiterate, Humpty Dumpty lookalike who lives in his Mommy's basement apartment, behind the furnace, like a friendless wart covered hobbit, I'd have trouble proving it, but I really don't have to because everyone knows it's true lard bottom. LOL

Since: Aug 12

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#24 Sep 16, 2013
Earth First wrote:
<quoted text>
Have never uttered one racist word. Ever. Prove otherwise, cracker.
Location: The GrubenKrotch family home in rural Minnesota, circa 1923
Present: Young Gaylord GrubenKrotch and his Mother, Bertha GrubenKrotch
Bertha: Oh Gaylord, Gaylord. It’s time to get out of bed darling. You have to get some exercise before school
Gaylord: Oh Mommy, just let me sleep for another five minutes.
Bertha: No dear. You must get up and get some exercise. You know what Doctor Runitov said.“You must start getting more exercise if you’re going to take off that stubborn 275 unwanted pounds.
Gaylord: But Mommy, I’m not fat, I’m simply big boned.
Bertha: Gaylord, we’ve been through this before. You’re 425 pounds and that’s simply too heavy for someone who’s only 4 feet 11 inches tall.
Gaylord: But Mommy, I’m going to grow into that weight. I’m only in Grade 5 and once I get to Grade 8, I’ll be as tall as the other kids in grade eight and my excess weight won’t be as noticeable. All kids grow a lot between Grade 5 and Grade 8 Mommy.
Bertha: Gaylord, you know full well those other kids were only 8 or 9 years old when they were in grade 5. You’re 22 years old and you’re at your adult height already. We have to face facts dear. You are too fat and the other kids are always making fun of you. You must lose 275 pounds just like Doctor Runitov said.
Gaylord: Well Mommy, I do have to admit that it would be nice not to get teased so much by the other kids. I especially hate that stupid rhyme that goes:
Fatty fatty two by four,
Couldn’t get through the bathroom door,
So he did it on the floor, etc, etc.
I always challenge them to prove that I evacuate my bowels on the floor Mommy and they can’t. But they keep on saying it anyway. It’s not fair Mommy. It’s just not fair.
That said though, perhaps I should trim off a few pounds. At the same time, if I exercise and get in shape, I may be able to win one of the fights that the nasty little girl in grade 7 starts with me. I can scratch, bite, kick and pull hair just as well as her Mommy, but she waits until I’m out of breath and then trips me and steals my twinkie snacks.
Bertha: That’s the spirit darling. Now put on your shorts and your running shoes and get out there and make me proud. Oh and Gaylord, don’t forget your sports bra. You don’t want to slap yourself half to death while you’re jogging again.

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