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#33 Jan 14, 2013
Sofa King Cool wrote:
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It's interesting how you choose to waste your time writing crap that only eric 2.016 reads.
Owww1... Ouch!... Another lightening bolt comeback from the razor sharp mind of the California Doughboy. It snuck up behind me to make a sneak attack, the favorite modus operandi of doughy, but it's crutches snapped and the hose from it's oxygen tank broke and it began choking, so it had to be rushed away by ambulance. LOL... You gotta start trying harder Doughboy. You're becoming a bigger laughing stock with each post. How many times do I have to tell you.... You're just not making the grade.

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#34 Jan 14, 2013
Could Be wrote:
<quoted text>Sofa King Cool, Mr. Sunshine,Icouldusesomehel p, Edith Bunker, help spammer boy, dough boy, jaba the hut, sofa queen douche, piggy, and many more names are all one in the same.He/she is a very demented little man and I do mean little! He sits around watching Bait car and gets primed and quickly puts on reruns of Deliverance. By end of that he is so excited, he is jumping up and down in his broken chair, then he starts pounding his key board to begin his stalking shift. He is obsessed with male on male incest. I think he is caught between being a male and female. He can't go Forward and has come to far to go back.some would almost feel sorry for him, except he is just sooo nasty.he loves black people and has a great need (he thinks) to defend them. What he does not realize is the blacks think he is as pathetic as the white people do.Georgia won't have him and California does not want him.so all he can do day in and day out is sit there with a chicken leg in his mouth hanging on to it with his 3 teeth and troll every thread he can possibly get to, hopeing that maybe just maybe he can find some one to love him and his fat nasty pear shaped sore infested thing he calls a body.one day he will wake up and realize he needs to move out of that shoe box. And set up house keeping at the nearest ZOO. He may possibly become king or even queen there .
Howard Cossel: It’s an exciting night here at the forum ladies and gentlemen. The fighters are in their corners waiting for the opening bell.
In the black corner is “Doughboy the Pear Shaped Hut” from California’s “Jabba flabbyass” Gym. Doughboy has a record of 0 and 29 against the challenger but is confident that this is finally going to be his night. He smells victory in the air. It smells like his favorite snack, a 20 piece barrel from the Colonel.
In the blue corner is the challenger,“Could Be, the Hut slayer” from Georgia’s “Humpty Dumpty Killer” Gym. He’s 29 and 0 against “Doughboy The Pear Shaped Hut”, more commonly known as Sofa King Cool, Mr. Sunshine, Icouldusesomehel p, and a few dozen other aliases. He’s quite nonchalant about tonight’s match as he does not even view the doughboy as respectable competition. However, doughy has been pestering him for yet another rematch and “Could Be” figures it would probably be a good idea to round his record against Jabba up to an even 30 and 0. He’s sure their match of verbal wits will be tantamount to swatting a nuisance fly and will be no challenge whatsoever, but it might stop Jabba’s whining for a few days.
And the bell for the start of the first round of this twelve round match has just sounded ladies and gentlemen. The fighters approach the center of the ring.“Doughboy the Pear Shaped Hut” swings wildly at “Could Be the Hut Slayer” who slips below the punch and delivers a crushing blow that knocks the last remaining tooth out of the sofa boy’s mouth and sends him crashing to the floor, an unconscious, helpless lump of dough.
As the tweeting birdies circle “Doughboys” head, we can hear the referee’s voice counting: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!!! You’re out! He walks over to “Could Be” and holds his arm up in victory.“Could Be” yawns, and bored by the short, unchallenging match, suggests to his corner team that they go out and grab a cup of coffee.
Kdre, also known as KFC and Kfart, the second in “Doughboy the Pear Shaped Hut”s” corner rushes into the ring and throws a pail of water on “Doughboy” and when it fails to revive him, pulls a KFC drumstick out of his pocket and holds it under his fighter’s nose. An hour and a half later, Doughy is able to rise from the canvas and he and KFC leave for the local emergency room.
And so ends another night in the topix forum.
Could Be 30…
Sofa King Kool 0
LOL… You gotta start trying harder Sofaboy. You’re just not making the grade.

Since: Oct 12

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#36 Jan 14, 2013
Sofa King Cool wrote:
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Hope you had fun, nobody's going to read it. Idiot.
Owww... Ouch... Somebody call the paramedics. Another crippled, anemic, lame, barely breathing, Sofaboy comeback just rolled into the forum in a wheelchair. LOL... You gotta start trying harder Doughy. You're still not making the grade.

Since: Oct 12

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#37 Jan 14, 2013
Sofa King Cool wrote:
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Hope you had fun, nobody's going to read it. Idiot.
LOL. The only one who had to read it was you doughboy... and guess what? You did!!!! Fool!

Since: Aug 12

Duluth, GA

#39 Jan 14, 2013
Filistyne wrote:
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Howard Cossel: It’s an exciting night here at the forum ladies and gentlemen. The fighters are in their corners waiting for the opening bell.
In the black corner is “Doughboy the Pear Shaped Hut” from California’s “Jabba flabbyass” Gym. Doughboy has a record of 0 and 29 against the challenger but is confident that this is finally going to be his night. He smells victory in the air. It smells like his favorite snack, a 20 piece barrel from the Colonel.
In the blue corner is the challenger,“Could Be, the Hut slayer” from Georgia’s “Humpty Dumpty Killer” Gym. He’s 29 and 0 against “Doughboy The Pear Shaped Hut”, more commonly known as Sofa King Cool, Mr. Sunshine, Icouldusesomehel p, and a few dozen other aliases. He’s quite nonchalant about tonight’s match as he does not even view the doughboy as respectable competition. However, doughy has been pestering him for yet another rematch and “Could Be” figures it would probably be a good idea to round his record against Jabba up to an even 30 and 0. He’s sure their match of verbal wits will be tantamount to swatting a nuisance fly and will be no challenge whatsoever, but it might stop Jabba’s whining for a few days.
And the bell for the start of the first round of this twelve round match has just sounded ladies and gentlemen. The fighters approach the center of the ring.“Doughboy the Pear Shaped Hut” swings wildly at “Could Be the Hut Slayer” who slips below the punch and delivers a crushing blow that knocks the last remaining tooth out of the sofa boy’s mouth and sends him crashing to the floor, an unconscious, helpless lump of dough.
As the tweeting birdies circle “Doughboys” head, we can hear the referee’s voice counting: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!!! You’re out! He walks over to “Could Be” and holds his arm up in victory.“Could Be” yawns, and bored by the short, unchallenging match, suggests to his corner team that they go out and grab a cup of coffee.
Kdre, also known as KFC and Kfart, the second in “Doughboy the Pear Shaped Hut”s” corner rushes into the ring and throws a pail of water on “Doughboy” and when it fails to revive him, pulls a KFC drumstick out of his pocket and holds it under his fighter’s nose. An hour and a half later, Doughy is able to rise from the canvas and he and KFC leave for the local emergency room.
And so ends another night in the topix forum.
Could Be 30…
Sofa King Kool 0
LOL… You gotta start trying harder Sofaboy. You’re just not making the grade.
Hahaha.......just had to put name name in it huh??? It's funny how you actually took the time to right all of that. Just shows how worthless you are
Eric 2016

Dawsonville, GA

#41 Jan 14, 2013
Kdre wrote:
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Hahaha.......just had to put name name in it huh??? It's funny how you actually took the time to right all of that. Just shows how worthless you are
And you and the "Jewbilly" each took the time to read "all of that." Now what does that make you two nitwits?
Eric 2016

Dawsonville, GA

#43 Jan 14, 2013
Sofa King Cool wrote:
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Hey 2.016, do you play the banjo?
Nope but I heard you play a mean Black skin flute.
Called Out

Dallas, GA

#44 Jan 14, 2013
Sofa King Cool wrote:
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Hey 2.016, do you play the banjo?
Do you play a mouth organ?
Called Out

Dallas, GA

#46 Jan 14, 2013
Hillbilly DeeJay wrote:
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You're the idiot that lives in Jaw Jaw.
Just moved here. So, do you play a mouth organ?

Since: Oct 12

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#48 Jan 14, 2013
Sofa King Cool wrote:
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Do you stupid hillbillies always think like complete idiots? I wouldn't read your crap if you tortured me.
You're such a pathetic joke.
Correction my doughy a$$ed, pimple infested, pock marked, muffin topped, mullet wearing, edentulous, dandruff shouldered, cold sore covered, halitosis ridden, flabby bellied, husky boy jeans wearing, trailer dwelling, food stamp cashing, KFC gobbling, kook aid drinking, gravy fisted, bozo with a propeller topped mickey mouse beanie; you would have to be tortured to not read what I wrote. You’re too insecure and paranoid not to read what’s written about you. And, if the above was your attempt at a witty comeback, then you’ve got to try harder. You’re still not making the grade doughboy…. LOL
Called Out

Dallas, GA

#49 Jan 14, 2013
Sofa King Cool wrote:
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Did they have a gun to your head?
Who is they?

Since: Oct 12

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#50 Jan 14, 2013
Kdre wrote:
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Hahaha.......just had to put name name in it huh??? It's funny how you actually took the time to right all of that. Just shows how worthless you are
Well well well. If it isn’t the lab coat wearing KFC trainee. I recognize you by the plethora of spelling, syntax and sentence structure errors in your lame and crippled post. I’ve read the mess you just posted several times and am still unable to figure out what it is you’re trying to say. I have to question just how well your advanced degree from the Colonel Sanders College of Chicken Knowledge has prepared you for literary endeavor.
For example, I have no idea what “hahaha just had to put name in it huh.” Means. Please explain what that means you illiterate dummkopf?
Also, the word used to describe the process of putting words onto paper or computer monitor is “write”, not “right”. Right means: the opposite of left; correct as opposed to wrong; suitable as opposed to unsuitable; righteous as opposed to evil; and lastly, something that you are not, ie: being in a state of good mental health.
In essence, you posted one and a half lines of text and made more errors than a grade three student would make in a protracted essay about his Summer vacation.
I haven’t seen your pitiful ass in here since that girl Margarita bitch slapped you from one end of the forum to the other. She apparently didn’t believe that you were the highly educated scholar that you allege you are. You challenged her to a debate on any issue and when she chose an issue you stumbled over yourself in your rush to escape from the debate you had so insistently petitioned. I have no respect for you. You are a big noise of little substance and even less knowledge. It’s good that you have found a hero to worship in the doughboy. The two of you make a good pair. Uneducated and uninformed, strolling hand in hand through the halls of ignorance.
Be careful in your references to worthless. You and your Doctorate in Chicken plucking and frying are the practical definitions of worthless.
Incidentally, I’ll be dropping by your employment location in a few minutes. Please have a 20 piece barrel, half crispy, half original, with a family sized fried and a large macaroni salad ready to go. And step to it or I’ll be lodging a complaint with the pimple faced teenage assistant manager who’s your boss.

Since: Aug 12

Duluth, GA

#51 Jan 14, 2013
Eric 2016 wrote:
<quoted text> And you and the "Jewbilly" each took the time to read "all of that." Now what does that make you two nitwits?
Lol actually pencil dick I was strolling down and saw my name. You assumed I read it so what does that make you????! I'll help you out, I don't want you to think too hard and hurt yourself. The answer is an ass.

Since: Aug 12

Duluth, GA

#52 Jan 14, 2013
Filistyne wrote:
<quoted text>Well well well. If it isn’t the lab coat wearing KFC trainee. I recognize you by the plethora of spelling, syntax and sentence structure errors in your lame and crippled post. I’ve read the mess you just posted several times and am still unable to figure out what it is you’re trying to say. I have to question just how well your advanced degree from the Colonel Sanders College of Chicken Knowledge has prepared you for literary endeavor.
For example, I have no idea what “hahaha just had to put name in it huh.” Means. Please explain what that means you illiterate dummkopf?
Also, the word used to describe the process of putting words onto paper or computer monitor is “write”, not “right”. Right means: the opposite of left; correct as opposed to wrong; suitable as opposed to unsuitable; righteous as opposed to evil; and lastly, something that you are not, ie: being in a state of good mental health.
In essence, you posted one and a half lines of text and made more errors than a grade three student would make in a protracted essay about his Summer vacation.
I haven’t seen your pitiful ass in here since that girl Margarita bitch slapped you from one end of the forum to the other. She apparently didn’t believe that you were the highly educated scholar that you allege you are. You challenged her to a debate on any issue and when she chose an issue you stumbled over yourself in your rush to escape from the debate you had so insistently petitioned. I have no respect for you. You are a big noise of little substance and even less knowledge. It’s good that you have found a hero to worship in the doughboy. The two of you make a good pair. Uneducated and uninformed, strolling hand in hand through the halls of ignorance.
Be careful in your references to worthless. You and your Doctorate in Chicken plucking and frying are the practical definitions of worthless.
Incidentally, I’ll be dropping by your employment location in a few minutes. Please have a 20 piece barrel, half crispy, half original, with a family sized fried and a large macaroni salad ready to go. And step to it or I’ll be lodging a complaint with the pimple faced teenage assistant manager who’s your boss.
I only reqd like the first three words, but I can guess what you said. Probably something about KFC. It's sad you say the same thing day in and day out. It's ok, I don't judge you. I know you can't make an accurate argument to save you mother's life. Just read a little more of your post. Do you want to see my credential exam I just aced???????? I mean if you want me to prove my degree just say the word. Of course you not going to do that. That would just prove your dumb post wrong and completely wipe out all three of the jokes you have.

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#54 Jan 26, 2013
Kdre wrote:
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I only reqd like the first three words, but I can guess what you said. Probably something about KFC. It's sad you say the same thing day in and day out. It's ok, I don't judge you. I know you can't make an accurate argument to save you mother's life. Just read a little more of your post. Do you want to see my credential exam I just aced???????? I mean if you want me to prove my degree just say the word. Of course you not going to do that. That would just prove your dumb post wrong and completely wipe out all three of the jokes you have.
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