i hate hicks listening to country music

i hate hicks listening to country music

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heavy metal

United States

#1 Jan 20, 2012
Do you hate Country Music? Then join me on my crusade to end the madness and stop the brainwashing. I didn't wake up one day and say "Gee, I want to make fun of a 'music' type." What especially do I hate about country "music" you might ask. I dislike the people who typically listen to country. Now this doesn't mean that I hate you if you do like country, so don't come and hunt me. You can tell how bad a type of music is when the target audience likes to fight over what kind of truck they have (i.e. Ford vs. Chevy). I have been tormented by so many of these yokels in my school, in my fine town and even my neighbors, who like to play it loud. I went to homecoming last year and people were linedancing. I started to laugh in disbelief, it wasn't enough that they all drive trucks and chew tobacco, but they have to linedance at homecoming. I live in Tucker, and stay around the little rural hick towns around Tucker. That's where the hicks come from. I wonder about my peers when all they do in class is dream about one day owning an off-road vehicle and some nice boots. On hat day some people wear camoflage hunting hats (you know the annoying orange ones!) The bathroom graffiti is not the normal graffiti, but is picture perfect drawings of Ford and Chevy emblems and tins of Kodiac. They sit in class and treat the women like dirt. They wear those stupid shirts with dogs on them that you find at Wal-Mart. They ride in some crappy old truck (complete with Calvin peeing on a truck emblem sticker) while blasting Alan Jackson, Garth Brooks or Tim McGraw. They have the belt buckles with the entire United States map on them and a diagram of which kind of deer lives where. I could go on forever but you didn't come here to read my complaints, now did you?

Take a minute to imagine the following:

There you are a intersection, listening to your music waiting for a red light to turn into the much anticpated green light when a old, red, rusty, dented, scratched, Ford truck with the bumper falling off pulls up blasting some country song. Is it Garth Brooks, Tim McGraw Or Alan Jackson? Who knows, they all sound the same. You look over and see the confederate flag licence plate, the mudflaps with the silhouette of a woman, the "Rather Be Hunting" bumper sticker. What do you do?

A:) Look over, glare at the hick and hope that he gets the message.

B:) Turn up your music really loud and hope that he doesn't use that shotgun that is on his gun rack on his truck.

C:) Realize that not all are born with a HUMAN brain.

or D:) Think about the reassuring fact that he may become one of the faceless statistics that die in linedancing accidents.

Answer, none of the above. Follow him him home and is some crazy rage take him and his evil spawn down.

United States

#2 Jan 22, 2012
At least its better than that shit blacks ride round listening to with their "donks" with 2000 dollar rims and a 200 hundred dollar car and trunks rattling so bad its all you can hear

Alabaster, AL

#3 Feb 10, 2013
Your rant is your opinion.We may not like you neither.Go cry somewheres and suck up the snot and go on with life son.Life is fulla stuff we don't like.

Leola, PA

#5 Dec 18, 2014
I have you know trucks make music good

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