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Krasnodar, Russia

#1 Apr 17, 2013
After the Boston pressure cooker bombings,with rumors that Malloy and Murphy are rushing to ban pressure cookers in Connecticut, stores that sell household goods are bracing for a flood of desperate shoppers that like tender food without having to spend all day cooking it. Malloy was thought to have said “its not like I am taking their right to eat away” and “they will just have to stay home and cook it longer, it’s not like they will have jobs” and “ we have to keep the children safe no matter what law abiding people have to give up”. Blumenthal & Schumer are rumored to be preparing a federal pressure cooker ban, Bloomberg a New York city pressure cooler ban, Cuomo a New York State ban, and Feinstein a San Francisco ban. Meanwhile, three Ct manufacturers of pressure cookers are considering moving to Texas. Cooking enthusiast say ”people kill, not pressure cookers” and “and my pressure cooker never hurt anyone”. Obama is searching for people who opened pressure cookers and got burned to parade at his next photo op where press aids say he plans to weep spontaneously for 0.37 minutes.

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