Patriots finish seson at 16-0

Patriots finish seson at 16-0

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Flatulence Fred

Houston, TX

#47 Sep 3, 2014
Flatulence Fred

Houston, TX

#48 Sep 3, 2014
Flatulence and You: The Science Behind Shower Farts

Flatulence Fred

Houston, TX

#49 Sep 3, 2014
In most cases, flatulence is caused by the digestive system's inability to break down certain foods. The carbohydrates in foods like cabbage, broccoli and bananas are difficult to metabolize, and this is why these foods can cause flatulence. Flatulence might also be the result of your eating habits -- such as eating too fast -- so take into consideration your entire eating routines when trying to rid yourself of this annoying condition.

Natural Herb and Spice Remedies

Herbs and spices are also known to reduce flatulence. The most effective spices are dill, basil, rosemary, turmeric, coriander, cardamom and cloves, while the most effective herbs are peppermint, fennel, caraway and anise. You can create a tea out of these herbs by simply crushing them up, placing them in a bottom of a cup, pouring boiling water over them and allowing the mixture to steep for a few minutes. Try adding spices to the foods that you know give you flatulence.

Since: Jun 14

Stratford, CT

#50 Sep 3, 2014
Thank you Fred.
Flatulence Fred

Houston, TX

#51 Sep 3, 2014
How do you say fart in Chinese?

It's 'Fang Pi'.

Australia May Kill Farting Camels To Curb Global Warming

Farting camels make global warming worse, death to the camels! It would be nice if there was something (anything?) that we could blame for climate change, other than human actions. But, farting camels? What seems like a ridiculous farting farce, is actually a real plan being considered by officials in Australia to kill camels for their alleged role in global warming.

The idea is that killing camels, who release methane gas when they fart, would solve global warming in Australia because their farting has a serious impact on the country’s carbon emissions. The International Society of Camelid Research Development (ISOCARD), has called the proposed camel-cull “stupid,” and an “abomination of science,” in addition to declaring that it would make camels scape-goats for a man-made problem.

There is no evidence that suggests that camel flatulence causes or adds to global warming. Yet, the kill-a-camel plan was being considered by Australia’s Department of Climate Change and Energy Efficiency as part of talks to develop policy to help reduce the country’s carbon emissions. The camel eradication plan was developed by the company Northwest Carbon. The plan would exchange carbon credits for dead camels, based on rates of methane emissions extrapolated from data on the release of methane from cattle.

Cattle and camels are, obviously, different animals who have different digestive systems. The camel metabolism is more efficient than cattle, with camels able to produce 20 percent more milk, while consuming 20 percent less food. The intestines of camels also contain different bacteria, which makes their digestion process more similar to animals like pigs than cattle.

According to ISOCARD, Northwest Carbon’s data about the amount of methane released from camels, in addition to their statistics about the number of feral camels living in Australia is questionable. There are only 28 million camels in the world, and their emissions represent just a small fraction of total emissions when compared to cattle.

Australia still relies on coal for power and has one of the highest carbon footprints in the world. The government has set plans to start taxing the country’s biggest polluters, but these companies will be able to buy carbon credits to offset their emissions.

“'never'”

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#52 Sep 3, 2014
Sir Samuel wrote:
Get with it, people. This forum is about Patriots.
George is a true patriot. Tippy is a TRAITOR.
Flatulence Fred

Houston, TX

#53 Sep 4, 2014
Flatulence Fred wrote:
Flatulence and You: The Science Behind Shower Farts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =aWHhskVsE5oXX
This guy in this bideo eats cryons and rides the short bus. I think it might be Bob Kraftfarts.
Flatulence Fred

Houston, TX

#54 Sep 4, 2014
bideo...i eat crayons too....and fart....
Gasman

Houston, TX

#55 Sep 4, 2014
"Essay on Flatulence"

Today I was reviewing gastrointestinal disorders in the Merck Manual like a good, I came across a little gem that I couldn't resist sharing with all of you. It's called:

Essay on Flatulence

Flatulence, which can cause great psychosocial distress, is unofficially described according to its salient characteristics:[1] the "slider" [crowded elevator type], which is released slowly and noiselessly, sometimes with devastating effect; [2] the open sphincter, or "pooh" type, which is said to be of higher temperature and more aromatic; [3] the staccato or drumbeat type, pleasantly passed in privacy; and [4] the "bark" type [described in a personal communication] is characterized by a sharp exclamatory eruption that effectively interrupts [and often concludes] conversation. Aromaticity is not a prominent feature. Rarely, this usually distressing symptom has been turned to advantage, as with a Frenchman referred to as "Le Petomane," who became affluent as an effluent performer who played tunes with the gas from his rectum on the Moulin Rouge stage.

-The Merck Manual of Diagnosis and Therapy, 18th ed. Mark H. Beers, MD, Robert S. Porter, MD, eds. Whitehouse Station, NJ: Merck Research Labs, 2006, sidebar 1, p 81.

Had I been consulted by the editors, I may have added the "squeaker" and the "shart."
Flatulence Fred

Houston, TX

#56 Sep 4, 2014
Flatulence underwater?

This is a true story

I get a bit windy underwater, but it has not yet affected my buoyancy causing me to add weights to my belt or anything, but I need to know whether it is normal to fart when your body gets pressurized.

On this nice day drifting over a shallow reef and feeling pressure building again, I dived down and 'exhaled' from behind when I spotted a baardman in a shallow cave farting on my way down. It saw me and slipped back into the cave. Over the next 10 mins I continued with my own 'musical composition' fart dive while laying on the rock surface 5m from the cave entrance. I kid you not, the baardman started drumming to my fart tunes and came out of its cave for a looksie. He must have thought it was mating season because he looked friendly to see me and gave me a nice broadside shot and I nailed him behind the gills with a giant fart.

I have read about spearos making fart drumming sounds to call in fish, but I must be the first guy to call in fish with my flatus. Depending on my future success with this unique technique, I am willing to help out newbies to develop that special edge when fart diving.
Free Kwame

San Francisco, CA

#57 Sep 4, 2014
Football
Free Kwame

Walnut, CA

#58 Sep 4, 2014
Excuse please
Flatulence Fred

Houston, TX

#59 Sep 4, 2014
The Shower Fart: These are a lot worse than bathtub farts, due to conditions of humidity and heat. George Carlin once said that you can tolerate the smell of your own farts, but shower farts are the exception to that rule.

The Skillsaw Fart - A truly awesome fart. It vibrates the farter. Really shakes him up. People back away. It sounds like an electric skillsaw ripping through a piece of half-inch plywood. Very impressive. Not too common.

The Snart: This is a fart that you succeed in suppressing so as not to not to offend, but then a sneeze jars it loose.

The Sonic Boom Fart - The people who believe in this fart claim it is even bigger than the Biggest Fart In The World Fart. The Sonic Boom Fart is supposed to shake the house and rattle the windows. This is ridiculous. No fart in the world shakes houses and rattles windows. A fart that could do that would put the farter into orbit or blow his crazy head off.

The Splatter Fart - Unfortunately the Splatter Fart exists. It is the wettest of all farts. It probably should not be called a fart at all.

The Stutter Fart - If you think stuttering is funny, this is a very funny fart. It is a fart that can't seem to get going. The sound is best described as pt,pt,pt-pt,pt-pt-pt,pop,pop-p op-pop-POW! It is usually a forced-out fart that gets caught crossways, as they say, and only gets farted after considerable effort.

The Taco Bell Fart - The Taco Bell Fart is far richer and full-bodied than your ordinary Junk Fart and takes longer to build up. Sometimes hours or even a day. But it will get there. And it will hang around after, too. Even on a windy day.

The Teflon Fart - Slips out without a sound and no strain at all. A very good fart in situations where you would rather not fart at all. You can be talking to someone and not miss saying a word. If the wind is right he will never know.

The Thank God I'm Alone Fart - Everyone knows this rotten fart. You look around after you have farted and say, "Thank God I'm alone." Then you get out of there fast!

The Tickle Fart - A group one only and one of the easiest to identify. Usually a slow soft sort of fart. If you like being tickled this is the fart for you!

“'never'”

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#60 Sep 4, 2014
Gasman wrote:
"Essay on Flatulence"
Today I was reviewing gastrointestinal disorders in the Merck Manual like a good, I came across a little gem that I couldn't resist sharing with all of you. It's called:
Essay on Flatulence
Flatulence, which can cause great psychosocial distress, is unofficially described according to its salient characteristics:[1] the "slider" [crowded elevator type], which is released slowly and noiselessly, sometimes with devastating effect; [2] the open sphincter, or "pooh" type, which is said to be of higher temperature and more aromatic; [3] the staccato or drumbeat type, pleasantly passed in privacy; and [4] the "bark" type [described in a personal communication] is characterized by a sharp exclamatory eruption that effectively interrupts [and often concludes] conversation. Aromaticity is not a prominent feature. Rarely, this usually distressing symptom has been turned to advantage, as with a Frenchman referred to as "Le Petomane," who became affluent as an effluent performer who played tunes with the gas from his rectum on the Moulin Rouge stage.
-The Merck Manual of Diagnosis and Therapy, 18th ed. Mark H. Beers, MD, Robert S. Porter, MD, eds. Whitehouse Station, NJ: Merck Research Labs, 2006, sidebar 1, p 81.
Had I been consulted by the editors, I may have added the "squeaker" and the "shart."
Thank You for the citation, I find this very useful. But shouldn't a flatulence citation be in be in AMA format and not APA format? I understand there are many psychological ramifications here, but this is, primarily, a medical issue.
Flatulence Fred

Houston, TX

#61 Sep 4, 2014
Peanut Butter & Flatulence

Peanut butter is made by grinding roasted peanuts into a paste. The National Digestive Diseases Information Clearinghouse, or NDDIC, reports that foods comprised mainly of fat and protein -- including peanut butter -- are not likely to cause flatulence. Other nutrients in in the peanut butter, however, such as fiber and carbohydrates, are a trigger for gas. Peanuts also are among the eight foods most often to cause allergy, and flatulence is a mild symptom of a food allergy and intolerance.

About Flatulence

Most Americans pass gas about 14 times a day, according to Medical News Today. Excessive flatulence can be caused by smoking, swallowing too much air, bacteria in the colon and eating certain kinds of food. Foods that tend to cause gas the most are those that are rich in fiber, dietetic foods -- those that are specially manufactured to satisfy a particular nutritional requirement -- and those that are sugar free. Considering that 2 tablespoons of chunky peanut butter has 3 grams of fiber, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture's National Nutrient Database, it is not unusual for some people to have gas after eating a PB&J sandwich. Jennifer Anderson, Colorado State University Extension food and nutrition specialist and professor, explains that 2.5 to 4.9 grams of fiber is considered a "good source of fiber." To reduce your chances of gastrointestinal discomfort, try eating a smooth peanut butter, which can have about 2 grams of fiber -- slightly less than a chunky variety.

“'never'”

Since: Mar 11

Location hidden

#62 Sep 4, 2014
Seriously, the internet is a strange place…..
Ted

Cypress, TX

#63 Sep 4, 2014
Gasman wrote:
"Essay on Flatulence"
Today I was reviewing gastrointestinal disorders in the Merck Manual like a good, I came across a little gem that I couldn't resist sharing with all of you. It's called:
Essay on Flatulence
Flatulence, which can cause great psychosocial distress, is unofficially described according to its salient characteristics:[1] the "slider" [crowded elevator type], which is released slowly and noiselessly, sometimes with devastating effect; [2] the open sphincter, or "pooh" type, which is said to be of higher temperature and more aromatic; [3] the staccato or drumbeat type, pleasantly passed in privacy; and [4] the "bark" type [described in a personal communication] is characterized by a sharp exclamatory eruption that effectively interrupts [and often concludes] conversation. Aromaticity is not a prominent feature. Rarely, this usually distressing symptom has been turned to advantage, as with a Frenchman referred to as "Le Petomane," who became affluent as an effluent performer who played tunes with the gas from his rectum on the Moulin Rouge stage.
-The Merck Manual of Diagnosis and Therapy, 18th ed. Mark H. Beers, MD, Robert S. Porter, MD, eds. Whitehouse Station, NJ: Merck Research Labs, 2006, sidebar 1, p 81.
Had I been consulted by the editors, I may have added the "squeaker" and the "shart."
Nice report. Need more like this.

Since: Jun 14

Stratford, CT

#64 Sep 4, 2014
Citizen44 wrote:
Seriously, the internet is a strange place…..
And so are you.
Karl

Cypress, TX

#65 Sep 4, 2014
Flatulence Fred wrote:
The Shower Fart: These are a lot worse than bathtub farts, due to conditions of humidity and heat. George Carlin once said that you can tolerate the smell of your own farts, but shower farts are the exception to that rule.
The Skillsaw Fart - A truly awesome fart. It vibrates the farter. Really shakes him up. People back away. It sounds like an electric skillsaw ripping through a piece of half-inch plywood. Very impressive. Not too common.
The Snart: This is a fart that you succeed in suppressing so as not to not to offend, but then a sneeze jars it loose.
The Sonic Boom Fart - The people who believe in this fart claim it is even bigger than the Biggest Fart In The World Fart. The Sonic Boom Fart is supposed to shake the house and rattle the windows. This is ridiculous. No fart in the world shakes houses and rattles windows. A fart that could do that would put the farter into orbit or blow his crazy head off.
The Splatter Fart - Unfortunately the Splatter Fart exists. It is the wettest of all farts. It probably should not be called a fart at all.
The Stutter Fart - If you think stuttering is funny, this is a very funny fart. It is a fart that can't seem to get going. The sound is best described as pt,pt,pt-pt,pt-pt-pt,pop,pop-p op-pop-POW! It is usually a forced-out fart that gets caught crossways, as they say, and only gets farted after considerable effort.
The Taco Bell Fart - The Taco Bell Fart is far richer and full-bodied than your ordinary Junk Fart and takes longer to build up. Sometimes hours or even a day. But it will get there. And it will hang around after, too. Even on a windy day.
The Teflon Fart - Slips out without a sound and no strain at all. A very good fart in situations where you would rather not fart at all. You can be talking to someone and not miss saying a word. If the wind is right he will never know.
The Thank God I'm Alone Fart - Everyone knows this rotten fart. You look around after you have farted and say, "Thank God I'm alone." Then you get out of there fast!
The Tickle Fart - A group one only and one of the easiest to identify. Usually a slow soft sort of fart. If you like being tickled this is the fart for you!
So many fart names.

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