Man arrested for masturbating in a parking lot in Amsterdam

Oct 14, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: WTEN-TV Albany

On October 11th, State Police in Fonda arrested David A. Palmer, 22, of Saint Johnsville, for Public Lewdness following a complaint of Palmer masturbating in the front seat of a vehicle that was parked at the Medical Arts Parking Lot off of State Route 30 in the Town of Amsterdam.

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Mission

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Arnold Ziphel wrote:
Cops are using the security camera video of this event as part of a police bloopers video that has been circulating at law enforcement conferences in the Northeast. It's very popular. Cops love jerkoffs for some reason.
They can relate.
Edna Snodgrass

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Jun 22, 2013
 
Mission wrote:
<quoted text>They can relate.
I think it's a little more than unfair to suggest that the police spend a significant portion of their time on duty acting in a manner similar to Mr Palmer, that is to say masterbating while covertly surveilling innocent persons who are viewed as anonomous sex objects.
Nick Turdley

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#148
Jun 22, 2013
 
How many cats do you have Edna?
Mysore Pecker

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Anyone have some cornhuskers lotion? How about some udder balm?
Edna Snodgrass

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#150
Jul 8, 2013
 
Its none of your business how many cats I own. Gloversville has a limit of 14 cats per household. Otherwise we would become 'the city of cat
Ladies'. I am under the limit and all previous summons have been resolved. So there Mr Smartypants.
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Jul 24, 2013
 
This has nothing to do with cats, Edna!

It's about a man masterbating in his car in a parking lot where other people could see him. You might think that's funny. Apparently a lot of people do. Well, the police officers involved don't think scraping seven different ejaculations off the dashboard was funny at all.
Niles Rococo

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Aug 7, 2013
 
That's not funny?
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This is a very weird foum.
Mrs Weiner

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My Anthony was at home.
Larry Lardo

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#156
Sep 25, 2013
 
I wonder what Mrs Pickle , our 1st grade teacher, would think of Palmer's behaviour?
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#157
Sep 26, 2013
 
Palming the pickle.
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#158
Sep 29, 2013
 
Aqualung wrote:
Science shows that frequent masturbation can prevent prostate cancer, beat erectile dysfunction, and strengthen your immune system.
yup

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