Man arrested for masturbating in a parking lot in Amsterdam

Oct 14, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: WTEN-TV Albany

On October 11th, State Police in Fonda arrested David A. Palmer, 22, of Saint Johnsville, for Public Lewdness following a complaint of Palmer masturbating in the front seat of a vehicle that was parked at the Medical Arts Parking Lot off of State Route 30 in the Town of Amsterdam.

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jock

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Leave the poor guy alone, if he wants to choke his chicken, that's his business as long as he doesn't shoot his load on you and he cleans up after himself
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#104
Feb 7, 2013
 
Andy Coumo overexcited about getting his F==king anti-gun laws passed. what a little peice of s==t
Dorkas Farkis

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#105
Feb 16, 2013
 
Sounds like a major bust in Amsterdam and heads up police work. Way to go fellas!
URanIDIOT

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Feb 16, 2013
 

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He was just rubbing his Boehner.
Sarcasto

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#107
Feb 16, 2013
 
Somebody hook him up with the ugly black chick that did the high school striptease. They are made for each other.
Vito Tucci

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#108
Feb 17, 2013
 
Jeez I'm good for five times a day but I would never do it in the car where people could see me. That's like gay or something. It's bad enough my mother is always banging on the door of the bathroom just as I'm getting there. But what can I do, I mean there's a long parade that I got to go through in my head. Someday I'm gonna have a real girlfriend and boy that will be great but until then I'm just going to have to drag this thing around.
Mohammad Whigger

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I'm kinda new at this Muslim thing so I hope someone will help me. It all started when I decided I didnt want to be white anymore. So I became a rapper. But that didn't work out because I suck at rapping; suck at dancing, rhyming and rockin the mike. So I became a black nationalist and finally a Muslim.

Now I'm confused about which hand to use. One is for eating and the other for wiping my ass with no toilet paper.
Which one do I use for yanking the yam?
Pickles

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#110
Mar 3, 2013
 
Its hard to believe in today's modern time that this could happen!
sad

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#111
Mar 4, 2013
 
there all worthless the cooks and palmers
Dried up Old BeYatch

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I saw that pervert pulling his pecker outside the medical arts building like it was a water pump handle. I had to call the cops 3 times before they would send someone. When the cops showed up they grabbed some poor guy on disability because it looked like he was just jerking off. I finally had to direct them to the right guy.
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#113
Mar 6, 2013
 
One guy snapping his radish in a parking lot surely provides many chuckles. Splendid thread. Gotta go Grandma is calling me to dinner.
LMFAO

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#114
Mar 6, 2013
 
Bveld wrote:
Andy Coumo overexcited about getting his F==king anti-gun laws passed. what a little peice of s==t
Brilliant!!...no; not really. Sort of anti-Brilliant. You must be extremely Boorish. No; not must be. You are.
LMFAO

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#115
Mar 6, 2013
 
Mohammad Whigger wrote:
I'm kinda new at this Muslim thing so I hope someone will help me. It all started when I decided I didnt want to be white anymore. So I became a rapper. But that didn't work out because I suck at rapping; suck at dancing, rhyming and rockin the mike. So I became a black nationalist and finally a Muslim.
Now I'm confused about which hand to use. One is for eating and the other for wiping my ass with no toilet paper.
Which one do I use for yanking the yam?
Are you trying to convince someone you are White Trailer-Trash??
Stop trying. Trust me.
Wring it out

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#116
Mar 7, 2013
 
Anyone got a paper towel?
Family

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#117
Mar 7, 2013
 
They're all worthless his bro is banging his aunt, whom is twice his age and his cousin was doing his girl the whole time he was locked up
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#118
Mar 7, 2013
 
Family wrote:
They're all worthless his bro is banging his aunt, whom is twice his age and his cousin was doing his girl the whole time he was locked up
How long was he locked up?

Jailhouse conversation:
Whaddya in for?

Jerking off in a parking lot.

You're kidding?

Nope
Felix Unger

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#119
Mar 10, 2013
 
They don't call you "Deathfart" for nothing, do they? Phew!
Meyer Krank

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#120
Mar 10, 2013
 
Everyone complain about the Amish. They say we drive too slow, our horses crap everywhere and we never clean it up.

But you don't see us getting frog walked in front of a bunch of local reporters for masterbating at the Medical Arts Building parking lot in Amsterdam.

We do that sort of thing behind a barn where the elders can not see us. Sometimes I sneak a quick bowl too.
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Jack be nimble...
Jack be quick.....
Oops not quick enough!

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#122
Mar 14, 2013
 
really

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