Man Charged With Getting Small Dog Drunk

Man Charged With Getting Small Dog Drunk

There are 47 comments on the MyFoxPhilly story from Mar 22, 2012, titled Man Charged With Getting Small Dog Drunk. In it, MyFoxPhilly reports that:

A Montana man is charged with animal cruelty after his 20-pound dog was so intoxicated it couldn't stand up.

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“Spring is here, ”

Since: Sep 06

next comes summer! Yippee!!

#1 Mar 22, 2012
What the heck is wrong with people?? Why do some people have to abuse and/or neglect animals? I hope this guy is tarred and feathered and hung out to dry!! Some people are so frigging sick!!!
Helmut Von Schnauser

Huntington, NY

#2 Mar 22, 2012
Drinks are on me!!!

“Southern Pride”

Since: Feb 11

American right to fly it

#3 Mar 22, 2012
My neighbor did this to his puppy and I unfriended him on FB.

“Don't call it an attack”

Since: Jun 11

It was an AMBUSH

#4 Mar 22, 2012
Fish_sticks wrote:
My neighbor did this to his puppy and I unfriended him on FB.
Why was his puppy on your facebook?
Helmut Von Schnauser

Huntington, NY

#5 Mar 22, 2012
Fish_sticks wrote:
My neighbor did this to his puppy and I unfriended him on FB.
Atta boy!!! You showed him!!!!

Since: Mar 12

Memphis, TN

#6 Mar 22, 2012
Hmmm....guess he didn't want to drink alone, so he brought his best friend. Looks like A.A. will have to add a Thirteenth step.
Phil McCracken

Trenton, NJ

#7 Mar 22, 2012
I bet Atty General Holder will vigorously prosecute this case, whilst ignoring Pelosi's insider trading and border security...

“Kiss Me You Fool!”

Since: Jan 08

Atlanta via Brooklyn NY

#8 Mar 22, 2012
Funny how the title points out it was a "small dog". Is it ok to get a big dog drunk? Probably have to buy more drinks than that needed to get a small dog toasted.

“Kiss Me You Fool!”

Since: Jan 08

Atlanta via Brooklyn NY

#9 Mar 22, 2012
ROMNEY: Not to worry, we were going to throw that batch of wine out. It was a bad year anyway. And lucky for us, the drunk pooch was in an air tight create .... don't ask me how he can breath in an airtight case, I haven't figured out that part of the lie yet.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#12 Mar 22, 2012
So is the dog a happy drunk or a mean drunk?

“Jody”

Since: Apr 09

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#13 Mar 22, 2012
Grrr!! People like that bring out the beast in me!!

“New & Improved..”

Since: Oct 07

Formerly From Kenya

#14 Mar 22, 2012
Poor pup, and it was the designated driver too....a shame when small, good dogs go bad...

“Kool-Aid”

Since: Dec 11

Jonestown S.Africa

#15 Mar 22, 2012
He was trying to get it drunk before trying to screw it

“Kiss Me You Fool!”

Since: Jan 08

Atlanta via Brooklyn NY

#16 Mar 22, 2012
Mitt s Dead Jew Baptism wrote:
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Not that it makes it less crazy, but Mittens did later clarify this. In essence, he claimed and meant to claim that it was a windscreen put in front of the dog crate on the family car's rooftop.
To "protect" Seamus, the family dog, was the general idea....
Thanks. But if he went from "airtight" to "windscreen" I wouldn't call that "clarfiying" but re-doing the lie. The two defenses are exact opposite. You can't be any where near "airtight" if you have a screen.

Imagine a nuke sub having a "windscreen" instead of an "airtight seal" for a door? lol

I'm sure sub mariners think the two doors are completely different!

“Happiness comes through giving”

Since: Feb 08

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#19 Mar 22, 2012
Mitt s Dead Jew Baptism wrote:
Dogs and lick her is not appropriate, even by Offbeat standards.
Neither is your comment.
Unfinished Job 1 verse 1

Martinsville, IN

#21 Mar 22, 2012
Guy is a jerk.

Dogs are not human children, even if they sit at your dinner table.

Crime? Monkeys eat fermenting fruit to get drunk. Other animals probably do to.

My uncle had a Chihuahua that would tip over the long-neck empties to lap up the drops.

The people offended would have agreed with Prohibition. Look what that got the USA.

“Happiness comes through giving”

Since: Feb 08

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#22 Mar 22, 2012
Mitt s Dead Jew Baptism wrote:
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So what else is new?
Well, uncle Irving had a wisdom tooth removed. He can't eat corned beef for a week.
Phil McCracken

Trenton, NJ

#24 Mar 22, 2012
Unfinished Job 1 verse 1 wrote:
Guy is a jerk.
Dogs are not human children, even if they sit at your dinner table.
Crime? Monkeys eat fermenting fruit to get drunk. Other animals probably do to.
My uncle had a Chihuahua that would tip over the long-neck empties to lap up the drops.
The people offended would have agreed with Prohibition. Look what that got the USA.
Careful now. The way things are going, you will probably be able to legally marry your dog in the next five years...

“Kool-Aid”

Since: Dec 11

Jonestown S.Africa

#25 Mar 22, 2012
I had a cat that liked screwdrivers(vodka & OJ)
NObama 2012

Trenton, NJ

#26 Mar 22, 2012
SitHappened wrote:
I had a cat that liked screwdrivers(vodka & OJ)
i had an uncle who screwed cats

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