I get paid To sit on the Internet and...

I get paid To sit on the Internet and cry instead of doing my job

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The One And Only

Berlin, NH

#1 Jun 19, 2008
I wonder if they are hiring? It would be grand.... browse sites all day and not have to lift my jello filled ass to do actual work.

Yes sir rebob I want job like that.

Maybe I could become a fat slob housewife...maybe I could do nothing all day but sit on my rear and cruise the net and cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy about love lost or something ignorant.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh the posibilites are endless.
TruthMaker

Concord, NH

#2 Jun 19, 2008
Why dont you grow a set and let us know who you really are?
The One And Only

Berlin, NH

#3 Jun 19, 2008
You should already know O wise sage of the Topix Land.
TruthMaker

Concord, NH

#4 Jun 20, 2008
Wasn't too tough to figure out. Maybe you should check your security settings.
dlk

Opelika, AL

#5 Jun 20, 2008
The One Idiot of wrote:
I wonder if they are hiring? It would be grand.... browse sites all day and not have to lift my jello filled ass to do actual work.
Yes sir rebob I want job like that.
Maybe I could become a fat slob housewife...maybe I could do nothing all day but sit on my rear and cruise the net and cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy about love lost or something ignorant.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh the posibilites are endless.
Oh you MUST be talking about Lori!
Yar-har-har!
Ayuh

Portland, ME

#6 Jun 20, 2008
The One And Only wrote:
I wonder if they are hiring? It would be grand.... browse sites all day and not have to lift my jello filled ass to do actual work.
Yes sir rebob I want job like that.
Maybe I could become a fat slob housewife...maybe I could do nothing all day but sit on my rear and cruise the net and cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy about love lost or something ignorant.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh the posibilites are endless.
Oh my goodness, you described my job to a "T". It's not easy handling all this pressure. Now if you would excuse me, I have to gett off my fat ass and eat something. Maybe a left-over McDonald's biscuit sandwich. Oh, by the way, I saw you there the other morning, sitting with your wife and a few friends.
The One And Only

Berlin, NH

#7 Jun 20, 2008
What???? No way, wasn't me. I have lot's of friends and most don't go to that burger joint. At my age it's not good to eat at places like that.

Toothless says :Wasn't too tough to figure out. Maybe you should check your security settings

My computer is running tip top and my setting are correct. NO WAY you know anything more then is posted. Good day.
Ayuh

Portland, ME

#8 Jun 20, 2008
I agree, it's not good to eat at McD's. Too salty and way too much grease, but it was you, the wife and friends.

You really should check your security settings. Maybe install a firewall.
The One And Only

Berlin, NH

#9 Jun 21, 2008
GuEsS WhAt? You rubes as so eager to jump on your favorite whipping boy and it has not been him posting!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...... ....

Now thats entertainment....Security settings? Firewalls? just because you know how to start a computer does not mean you know much else there Mr.MilkToast. I would sooner worry about slipping and falling on the way to the bathroom because I am laughing so hard I gotta PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Thanks for the entertainment folks.
dlk the cowgirl

Lilburn, GA

#10 Jun 22, 2008
TruthMaker wrote:
Why dont you grow a set and let us know who you really are?
I agree with TruthMaker. Be brave. Grow a set and let us know who you are.
The One And Only

Berlin, NH

#11 Jun 22, 2008
1st- Grow a set? Sorry wrong gender there dlk. Mybe you have some but that does not mean I want them.

2nd - Let you know who I am? What's wrong with Captain Hacker? Another case of Internet mouth running that CAN'T BE BACKED UP. That person showed how much credability they have by that complete false (lie) statement.

I dare Captian Hacker to make it into my system.

Here I will even help the Rube:

Internet Provider-Verizon

System- Windows Vista Ultimate

Security- Nortons 360 2.0 all in one security.

Security-Windows Bit Defender

Now is this enough? I will a folder on my desktop and leave all my info on it( Name, Cell number,etc) and the Rube can post it here along with a special note as well.

Now is that fair? That will show if the mouth can back up what they claim they can do.

If you get stumped now Captian Hacker you let me know here and I will give you my passwords as well - ROTFLMAO.

Rubes.
TruthMaker

Concord, NH

#12 Jun 22, 2008
Clear as mud.
The One And Only

Berlin, NH

#13 Jul 3, 2008
Well it's been how long now and Capt. Hackless still can't even figure out who I am. He and His counter part, the Evil Hen have not even posted back...... Imagine That.

Here ya go Hackless, I have left 3 ports wide open to help you.

Here is another clue (thats something to assist you) my I.P.(Internet Protocol) <<<I try to help is small ways) Begins with 73.

Now..........Tick Tick Tick Tick da clocks a ticking

P.S.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA

Rubes
I Steal Rocks

Berlin, NH

#14 Jul 3, 2008
Well this is nice. Such a helpful person that One And Only is.

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