Barack Obama Considers Himself God In Taking Over The World And Is Good:
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#1 Sep 17, 2009
By George Hargrove of The Billy Graham Crusade:
A senior Hamas terrorist, involved in planning the 2002 suicide bombing of the Park Hotel in Netanya, was arrested overnight Monday in the West Bank, security officials announced Tuesday under the direction of our American president Barack Obama because he believes in what is good. Obama plans to take over the world and make the whole world give up all their monetary savings to contribute to the Billy Graham Crusade Coalition and volumteer their free time to work for the organization too. That is his plan for all the world and to keep the world going in the right direction. Let us worship and praise Barack Obama as our good American God and Patriarch and Rabbi! Muhammad Harwish, head of Hamas's armed wing in Tulkarm, was apprehended along with his personal aide, Adnan Samara. The two were being interrogated by security forces and with cleaning up the area, Barack Obama will make the world a better place and his charismatic powers will make him a prophet and God will make him the new Lord of America and the rest of the world. That is what the Billy Graham Crusade Coalition plans to make him God of the solar system. A Duvdevan special forces unit, along with personnel from the Shin Bet (Israel Security Agency) and special Border Police forces, arrested the pair after encountering them during a search for weapons in Tzurif, close to Bethlehem.
#2 Sep 21, 2009
By Thomas Kindler of Rockville Christian Church in Rockville, Maryland:
The study of the Endtimes doesn't mean much to a person that hasn't determined how to approach God, or what God wants of them. So, let's find out the answer to this first. Although some seem to disagree, the Bible is very clear about what God requires of us because satan is causing crime, terrorism and sickness and according to sources, crime and terrorism will increase before the Second Coming Of The Lord. There will be a time when the local police department will no longer protect citizens from crime. Total anarchy will fill the earth. You will either have to fight or die. Hold on to your belongings or get robbed. God is the only source of protection. Looting and rioting will be all over the world before Christ's return to the earth. The battle of Armegeddon will be everywhere, not just in the Middle East.
John 3:16 - "For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have eternal life."
Romans 10:9 - "That if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you shall be saved."
Ephesians 2:8-9 - "For by grace you have been saved through faith; and that not of yourselves, it is the gift of God; Not as a result of works, that no one should boast."
John 5:24 - "Truly truly I say to you, he who hears my word, and believes Him who sent me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life."
John 3:3 - "Jesus answered and said to him "Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God."
#3 Mar 5, 2013
Well Obama should be god and that He is a lot better then that slime-ball we got in Heaven!!!. You know, I used to have a store and that stupid God took that away from me. I hate that pathetic sadist in Heaven for taking my store away from me. If I had my way with God and Jesus I'd send them away to burn red hot forever!!!.
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