"The armpit of the world"

"The armpit of the world"

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Taylor, MI

#1 Feb 10, 2014
Hello good (ha) people of Terre Haute! I am in town for the night and I am reading some of you folks fine threads on topix for a little entertainment. You inbreds really need to get a reality show started here! For real! After reading some of you dumb Hicks materiel I guarantee it would be a hot item show. Is it the water here? or actual inbreeding and meth addiction that brings out the best in all of you? Either way you all are a very amusing. I love the lack of education you all display so valiantly. And I must ask, when Steve Martin referred to this little village as "the armpit of the world" was he referring to the stench that emanates here or the fact that you are all very unattractive people? Well don't sell yourselves too short Im sure some of you can break out. There are plenty of food service jobs coast to coast. Good night good folks! See you next time.
crazypeoplesuk

Clinton, IN

#2 Feb 10, 2014
Steve Martin? Who cares what he thinks.
Why bring up a 40 year old incident by a Hollywood has been.
Nathan

Terre Haute, IN

#3 Feb 10, 2014
Be the rude wrote:
Hello good (ha) people of Terre Haute! I am in town for the night and I am reading some of you folks fine threads on topix for a little entertainment. You inbreds really need to get a reality show started here! For real! After reading some of you dumb Hicks materiel I guarantee it would be a hot item show. Is it the water here? or actual inbreeding and meth addiction that brings out the best in all of you? Either way you all are a very amusing. I love the lack of education you all display so valiantly. And I must ask, when Steve Martin referred to this little village as "the armpit of the world" was he referring to the stench that emanates here or the fact that you are all very unattractive people? Well don't sell yourselves too short Im sure some of you can break out. There are plenty of food service jobs coast to coast. Good night good folks! See you next time.
Suck it 'dickwad'.
Be the rude

Taylor, MI

#4 Feb 10, 2014
crazypeoplesuk wrote:
Steve Martin? Who cares what he thinks.
Why bring up a 40 year old incident by a Hollywood has been.
Because it's just the kinda free entertainment I like to troll for when I pass through this smelly inbred town. No offense. Also I get an even bigger laugh from any resident of this place calling anybody from holly wood a has been! That is the epitamy of irony !
Be the rude

Taylor, MI

#6 Feb 10, 2014
Nathan wrote:
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Suck it 'dickwad'.
There you are! You are always the easiest catch of the day Nathan. Kudos for your persistence !
Be the rude

Taylor, MI

#7 Feb 10, 2014
Nathan wrote:
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Suck it 'dickwad'.
I love it! Anytime I get in town within 10 minutes of throwing out a bare hook I can always count on reeling you in! You are a constant Nathan old buddy. A definite reliable! Thanks again for the laugh. And I'm so glad you don't have any resemblance to a life.
Be the rude

Taylor, MI

#8 Feb 10, 2014
Lord Hater wrote:
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They don't let you out much do they.
Actually I get out quite often. Fortunately I just don't get "here" much. But whenever I do I can always count on inbred lifeless waste like you in the "armpit of the world" to bite on the bare hook for the easy catch and give me a good laugh. Thank you Hautian for your participation and contribution to my evening entertainment!
Nathan

Terre Haute, IN

#9 Feb 10, 2014
Be the rude wrote:
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I love it! Anytime I get in town within 10 minutes of throwing out a bare hook I can always count on reeling you in! You are a constant Nathan old buddy. A definite reliable! Thanks again for the laugh. And I'm so glad you don't have any resemblance to a life.
You 'numnuts' you'll think I'm reliable when I'm sticking it in your boyfriend for 10 minutes.
Nathan

Terre Haute, IN

#10 Feb 10, 2014
That was a typo. I meant girlfriend.
crazypeoplesuk

Clinton, IN

#11 Feb 10, 2014
Be the rude wrote:
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Because it's just the kinda free entertainment I like to troll for when I pass through this smelly inbred town. No offense. Also I get an even bigger laugh from any resident of this place calling anybody from holly wood a has been! That is the epitamy of irony !
So you're one of those sucktits for celebrities, figures.
Alcyholic Moron

Terre Haute, IN

#12 Feb 10, 2014
Nathan wrote:
That was a typo. I meant girlfriend.
Sure it was. You typed what you were thinking.
my morning coffee

Paris, IL

#13 Feb 10, 2014
Be the rude wrote:
Hello good (ha) people of Terre Haute! I am in town for the night and I am reading some of you folks fine threads on topix for a little entertainment. You inbreds really need to get a reality show started here! For real! After reading some of you dumb Hicks materiel I guarantee it would be a hot item show. Is it the water here? or actual inbreeding and meth addiction that brings out the best in all of you? Either way you all are a very amusing. I love the lack of education you all display so valiantly. And I must ask, when Steve Martin referred to this little village as "the armpit of the world" was he referring to the stench that emanates here or the fact that you are all very unattractive people? Well don't sell yourselves too short Im sure some of you can break out. There are plenty of food service jobs coast to coast. Good night good folks! See you next time.
Topix is a study in sociology (possibly seems like zoology). You could always PPV a movie, catch a play at community theatre, or a play at the ISU theatre. The Swope art gallery is good to see as well as the Clabber Girl museum at the Hulman Co.? You've maybe heard of the Hulmans? Or Paul Dresser? But I believe that "reality" entertainment is more to your taste and you obviously want to be a participant. Your time in Terre Haute is spent the same as these posters, rather than in pursuit of what you may think of as higher entertainment. So, the question is, how are you any different than the citizens of our fair city?
mamaw42

United States

#14 Feb 10, 2014
Be the rude wrote:
<quoted text>Because it's just the kinda free entertainment I like to troll for when I pass through this smelly inbred town. No offense. Also I get an even bigger laugh from any resident of this place calling anybody from holly wood a has been! That is the epitamy of irony !
And you call us stupid? Epitamy=Epitome. And learn to punctuate your sentences correctly. It's obvious your grasping a dictionary looking for words you don't ordinarily use in order to impress.
Be the rude

Taylor, MI

#15 Feb 11, 2014
Nathan wrote:
That was a typo. I meant girlfriend.
I always knew there was a latent homosexual tendency to you Nathan. But I admire your honesty in coming out like that for all of your fellow Hautians to read. Very well done. We both know you meant boyfriend buddy. That was the best one yet. I guess you get shook up a little easier than I thought. Have a hood one my friend and see you on here in a couple weeks!
Be the rude

Taylor, MI

#16 Feb 11, 2014
mamaw42 wrote:
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And you call us stupid? Epitamy=Epitome. And learn to punctuate your sentences correctly. It's obvious your grasping a dictionary looking for words you don't ordinarily use in order to impress.
Before you go patting yourself on the back too hard mamaw those were spellcheck and auto correct mistakes. Unlike you Hautians I don't have time proofread my post like an essay or a thesis. Just a quick poke at a bunch of inbreds. In armpit land. Have a nice day!
mamaw42

United States

#17 Feb 11, 2014
Be the rude wrote:
<quoted text>Before you go patting yourself on the back too hard mamaw those were spellcheck and auto correct mistakes. Unlike you Hautians I don't have time proofread my post like an essay or a thesis. Just a quick poke at a bunch of inbreds. In armpit land. Have a nice day!
I figured you had to rely on auto check and weren't the smarty pants you claimed to be.
Squash

Naperville, IL

#18 Feb 11, 2014
Be the rude wrote:
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Actually I get out quite often. Fortunately I just don't get "here" much. But whenever I do I can always count on inbred lifeless waste like you in the "armpit of the world" to bite on the bare hook for the easy catch and give me a good laugh. Thank you Hautian for your participation and contribution to my evening entertainment!
You get out often cuz you're so awesome right?
So awesome that your awesomeness brings you here! Wtf kinda life do u have that forces you to come here? Those if us rest here actually get to travel to much more important areas.
You're So awesome that the ONLY thing you do for entertainment is Topix.
You are a sad sad little man! You deserve to land here. At least those of us here are here for a real reason and not just b/c we're so awesome we get sent here!
In the know

Metairie, LA

#19 Feb 11, 2014
Mark Twain wrote: Travel is fatal to bigotry. Ignorance, and narrowmindness. I currently think AE should contract with the city to film "Terre Haute" . It would be much more entertaining than Duck Dynasty. It is obvious that so much of Terre Hsute has not traveled outside of the county, let alone the state or country.
Be the rude

Toledo, OH

#20 Feb 11, 2014
Squash wrote:
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You get out often cuz you're so awesome right?
So awesome that your awesomeness brings you here! Wtf kinda life do u have that forces you to come here? Those if us rest here actually get to travel to much more important areas.
You're So awesome that the ONLY thing you do for entertainment is Topix.
You are a sad sad little man! You deserve to land here. At least those of us here are here for a real reason and not just b/c we're so awesome we get sent here!
Not quite sure how to interpret all that jibberish but thanks for another laugh!
Be the rude

Toledo, OH

#21 Feb 11, 2014
In the know wrote:
Mark Twain wrote: Travel is fatal to bigotry. Ignorance, and narrowmindness. I currently think AE should contract with the city to film "Terre Haute" . It would be much more entertaining than Duck Dynasty. It is obvious that so much of Terre Hsute has not traveled outside of the county, let alone the state or country.
Well I beg to differ. I've been told that Hautians will, on occasion venture to surrounding counties to purchase pre-cursors for their methamphetamine industry thinking that they can outwit the authorities even though they still must show their identification........

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