how many muslims does it take to chan...

how many muslims does it take to change a light bulb

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Allah the shoe licker

Terre Haute, IN

#1 Feb 17, 2013
None they would rather sit in the dark and blame everyone else
Allah the shoe licker

Terre Haute, IN

#2 Feb 17, 2013
It is going to take 7 muslims to change a light-bulb. 7 at the very least!

The HT (Hizb-ut-Tahrir) member says,“No! The light went out because we are following the infidels’ model of democracy! We must first establish khilafah and the Caliph will decide how to rectify the problem!”.

The tablighi jumaat member says “Wait! My brothers, I think we should first elect an Ameer and make mushwara!”.

“No, no. You’re both wrong” interrupts the sufi,“All of us should hold a dhikr gathering and the noor from the dhikr will light up the room!”

“Akhis”, says the Salafi,“Where’s your evidence that we need to change the light bulb?”

A member of an Islamic political party member says,“CIA, Mossad and RAW worked together jointly to conduct a secret operation which resulted in blowing up of the old bulb. Forget switching in a new bulb. We must protest against the christian-zionist-hindu nexus instead by burning and destroying some of our own country’s property!”

Member of another Islamic political party says,“If the light-bulb has died, it is the will of Allah, and it would be blasphemy to attempt to change it!”

The common man gets up, climbs up the ladder, holds the new bulb in the bulb-holder and prays,“Oh God, I am one of your chosen ones. And right now I want to change the bulb. Please revolve the world around me so that the bulb gets changed. Ameen”.

La Grange, IL

#3 Feb 17, 2013
Millions wil try but be killed in a holly jihad for going agants the will of Allah.
John Bershford Tipton

Terre Haute, IN

#5 Feb 17, 2013
Why all the fighting guys? Muslim, Christian, it doesn't matter. The only thing that matters is find a fresh and ripe boys plump little rear to sink my throbbing member in to. jbt
Muslim Brotherhood

Terre Haute, IN

#7 Feb 18, 2013
Just finished teaching my child how to be a suicide bomber. Now I will beat my wife, Praise Allah.
Muslim Brotherhood

Terre Haute, IN

#9 Feb 18, 2013
One of the great benefits of being Muslim is sex with children (boys or girls) Praise Allah
Allah the asslicker

Terre Haute, IN

#10 Feb 18, 2013
Beating your wife
Sex with Children
Killing you wife
Mass murder
Killing you children
All sanctioned by Allah theasslicker
Muhammad the PigFucker

Terre Haute, IN

#11 Apr 20, 2013

London, UK

#12 May 28, 2013
anyone for tennis....


#14 May 28, 2013 need for light bulbs those subhumans don't even have electricty in the year 2013

Terre Haute, IN

#15 May 28, 2013
Muslim Brotherhood wrote:
How many capitalist exploiter, war monger, satanists does it take to destroy the cradle of western civilization?
none the muslims will do that

West Terre Haute, IN

#19 Aug 18, 2015
Islam can't survive in the light of truth.

Chatham, IL

#20 Aug 19, 2015
0. They are most comfortable in the dark.

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