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#1 Mar 16, 2008
**officers arrested Christ Didymus Thomas at his Madisonville home**
Christ Didymus? There should be a law that new mothers fully recover from the effects of anesthesia before signing off on the birth certificate.
That would be a particulary unfortunate name to have during 1st grade roll call. "Christ, you here today? No? Anyone seen Christ this morning? Ah, Christ missed the bus." Poor guy.
#2 Apr 2, 2008
Christ was not his birth name....he had it legally changed quite a few years ago because he truly believes he is Jesus' twin brother. This guy is a real nut case.
#3 Apr 4, 2008
He does appear to be a nut case, but he was smart enough to hire a good attorney. This is just bizarre...Mary had twins, Jesus and Christ? And a judge granted the name change request? Without a psych eval? Next we may be living next door to Frosted Flake and his roommate Wile E. Coyote.
#4 Feb 14, 2010
He was a retired firefighter who bought a retirement home in the Windchase Subdivision in Madisonville. The allegations made by the informant/snitch seem unbelieveable. Mr. Thomas' lawyer filed a 1.5 million dollar lawsuit--the case is set for jury trial January of 2011.
#5 Mar 23, 2013
Mk 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation:
Sissy, you stupid lying, coward bastard. God through Jesus and all the prophets warned you not to lie. You have called my Father a liar. You and Lying ass stupid Layla are sentenced to hell. You make one more lying remark about me and I'll sentence your family for ten generation to hell. I'll also put a curse on you.
Dt 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Gal 3:10 For as many as are of the works of the law are under the curse: for it is written, Cursed is every one that continueth not in all things which are written in the book of the law to do them.
Sissy and that other bastard lying bitch,Layla should have believed my brother and father.
I'm not here to kiss your Godless asses I am here for God's vengence. You'll find, as my Father promised, I have a sharp mouth. The better to chew you Godless asses with.
Isa 49:2 And he hath made my mouth like a sharp sword; in the shadow of his hand hath he hid me, and made me a polished shaft; in his quiver hath he hid me
I enjoyed sentencing your Godless asses to HELL.
Ask and you'll recieve.
Christ Didymus Thomas
#6 Mar 23, 2013
I think the cu cu clock just went off!!! lmao at you!!! hahahahahaha
#7 Mar 23, 2013
The bible also says, what comes out of your mouth comes from the heart. Also says to love your neighbor as yourself. Those words don't sound like love to me. If you are going to quote scripture, try quoting it all. I used to live in Englewood many years ago. Thought I'd get on this forum and check it out. Looks like the freaks are living there too!
#8 Mar 25, 2013
Looks like some of you folks know just enough scripture to demostrate your ignorance. My job ain't to love you or to kiss your stupis asses. You would have to move your nose to get your ass kissed.
My job is to warn you. You are the same kind of trash that murdered Jesus. My Father warned you I am here to judge you. This neighborhood is open to the world. Jump in here choose your fate. Hahahahaha. You going to find eternity in hell not to be at all your liking. All of you that seek to enter hell act nasty to me. Call my Father a liar that he sends not his son...
Jn 5:22 For the Father judgeth no man, but hath committed all judgment unto the Son:
Jn 5:23 That all men should honour the Son, even as they honour the Father. He that honoureth not the Son honoureth not the Father which hath sent him.
Jn 5:24 Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that heareth my word, and believeth on him that sent me, hath everlasting life, and shall not come into condemnation; but is passed from death unto life.
Jn 5:25 Verily, verily, I say unto you, The hour is coming, and now is, when the dead shall hear the voice of the Son of God: and they that hear shall live.
Jn 5:26 For as the Father hath life in himself; so hath he given to the Son to have life in himself;
Jn 5:27 And hath given him authority to execute judgment also, because he is the Son of man.
Jn 5:28 Marvel not at this: for the hour is coming, in the which all that are in the graves shall hear his voice,
Jn 5:29 And shall come forth; they that have done good, unto the resurrection of life; and they that have done evil, unto the resurrection of damnation.
Jn 5:30 I can of mine own self do nothing: as I hear, I judge: and my judgment is just; because I seek not mine own will, but the will of the Father which hath sent me.
Jn 5:18 Therefore the Jews sought the more to kill him, because he not only had broken the sabbath, but said also that God was his Father, making himself equal with God.
Jn 5:19 Then answered Jesus and said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, The Son can do nothing of himself, but what he seeth the Father do: for what things soever he doeth, these also doeth the Son likewise.
Jn 5:20 For the Father loveth the Son, and showeth him all things that himself doeth: and he will show him greater works than these, that ye may marvel.
Jn 5:21 For as the Father raiseth up the dead, and quickeneth them; even so the Son quickeneth whom he will.
Christ Didymus Thomas
#9 Apr 24, 2013
I agree Christ, by the way, how much you getting for some of that sweet, stinky weed?
#10 Jan 15, 2014
011514 Mt 23:2 Saying, The scribes and the Pharisees sit in Moses' seat:
1Co 4:17 For this cause have I sent unto you Timotheus, who is my beloved son, and faithful in the Lord, who shall bring you into remembrance of my ways which be in Christ, as I teach every where in every church.
WACO, Texas - Messianic cult leader David Koresh might not be playing with a full deck, as some federal officials suggest. But he is not solely to blame for the surreal atmosphere these days in this sleepy central Texas city whose name has become an acronym for We Ain't Coming Out.
Like most media circuses, the six-week armed standoff at the Branch Davidians' Apocalypse Ranch 10 miles east of here has attracted its sideshows, which, besides providing a soapbox for aspiring visionaries and advocates for unconventional causes, have offered momentary diversions from the tedium of journalists, law-enforcement officials and the local citizenry.
As the story of the holdout creeps forward incrementally and inconclusively, the daily news briefing conducted by the FBI and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms has become little more than a warmup for would-be newsmakers who wait outside the Waco Convention Center for the official version of events to end.
For example, there was Christ Didymus Thomas of Orlando, Fla., who said he is Jesus Christ's "twin brother" and who claimed that he has scars from a crucifixion as well as the “knowledge of "things hidden since the foundation of the world."
However, Thomas' knowledge apparently does not include public-relations savvy because he distributed a rambling and mostly incoherent press release that railed against, among others, "scribes (NEWS MEDIA) and the political scum" who violate God's law.
After the Giza Necropolis was abandoned, the Sphinx became buried up to its shoulders in sand. The first documented attempt at an excavation dates to c. 1400 BC, when the young Thutmose IV (1401–1391 or 1397–1388 BC) gathered a team and, after much effort, managed to dig out the front paws, between which he placed a granite slab, known as the Dream Stele, inscribed with the following (an extract):
... the royal son, Thothmos, being arrived, while walking at midday and seating himself under the shadow of this mighty god, was overcome by slumber and slept at the very moment when Ra is at the summit [of heaven]. He found that the Majesty of this august god spoke to him with his own mouth, as a father speaks to his son, saying: Look upon me, contemplate me, O my son Thothmos; I am thy father, Harmakhis-Khopri-Ra-Tum; I bestow upon thee the sovereignty over my domain, the supremacy over the living ... Behold my actual condition that thou mayest protect all my perfect limbs. The sand of the desert whereon I am laid has covered me. Save me, causing all that is in my heart to be executed.
Since: Mar 14
#11 Aug 16, 2014
ROFLMBO!!! Now that......is funny!!!
#13 Jun 20, 2015
Makes you wonder how he made out with the lawsuit?
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