do they still treat clap with a rubbe...

do they still treat clap with a rubber hammer?

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why

Tazewell, TN

#1 Jan 24, 2010
yes or no
funny

Jonesville, VA

#2 Jan 25, 2010
Tell the doctor you have the clap and find out.
clapper

Tazewell, TN

#3 Jan 25, 2010
only if its the bullhead clap
bob

Longview, TX

#4 Jun 8, 2011
Where can I find the old educational videos of them treating the bulkhead clap with rubber mallet. My son is seventeen and sexually active. So I wanted to show him what could happen if he's not careful.

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New Tazewell, TN

#5 Jun 8, 2011
Bob, I don't think that will help. You need to teach him to the raincoat on the banana trick. He can even double or triple it up if he needs to. HORMONES overcome any common sense that teenagers or adults have.
Dude

AOL

#6 Jun 9, 2011
How can you eat a banana through a raincoat?
wanted

Tazewell, TN

#7 Jun 10, 2011
got me dude i dont care rotten bananas so there is no need for a raincoat
Dude and Wanted

New Tazewell, TN

#8 Jun 10, 2011
I guess you like to kiss the same lips that have been wrapped around plenty of uncoated bananas, ripe or rotten.
Dude

AOL

#9 Jun 10, 2011
Still trying to peddle that old rotten banana of yours.
wasp

Harrogate, TN

#10 Jun 12, 2011
Dear God, do not post if you have no idea what you're talking about! You do not want to mislead some poor parent. NO it is NOT a safe method to double or triple wrap a penis with condoms. Adding more layers will cause friction between the two condoms and can cause them to break.

Inform your child, don't scare him into not having sex. Have spermicide and condoms available for them in case he/she chooses to take that step. Let them know that 1 in 4 people in the U.S. now have an STD/STI and that the majority of them are uncurable.

If they are mature enough have them babysit a young family member or a friends child so they will know at a fraction the responsibility of having a child of their own. Have them talk one on one with a teenage mother about how she cannot go out and do the things she use to and how her life has changed. Go over them the costs of raising a child.
Chick

Goshen, IN

#11 Jan 7, 2013
Idk one of my friends said one of there friends went to the doctor and that happened to his friend do ya idk
CALL

Tazewell, TN

#12 Jan 8, 2013
Nope...they use a 10 in. drill bit now a days...
hahahaha

United States

#13 Jan 8, 2013
Seriously funny dude. I hate it for whoever do got it. Ouch.
Afraid

United States

#14 Jan 11, 2013
wasp wrote:
Dear God, do not post if you have no idea what you're talking about! You do not want to mislead some poor parent. NO it is NOT a safe method to double or triple wrap a penis with condoms. Adding more layers will cause friction between the two condoms and can cause them to break.
Inform your child, don't scare him into not having sex. Have spermicide and condoms available for them in case he/she chooses to take that step. Let them know that 1 in 4 people in the U.S. now have an STD/STI and that the majority of them are uncurable.
If they are mature enough have them babysit a young family member or a friends child so they will know at a fraction the responsibility of having a child of their own. Have them talk one on one with a teenage mother about how she cannot go out and do the things she use to and how her life has changed. Go over them the costs of raising a child.
You have made me so afraid to have sex after hearing you,i'm 14 and as of now i'm just gonn'a hammer my rod for life....
Never had any snatch, and not planning to ever have any now.
Would really like for you to come over sometime and let me shoot it in your face once if you don't mind.
Stepwky

United States

#15 Feb 1, 2013
Afraid wrote:
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You have made me so afraid to have sex after hearing you,i'm 14 and as of now i'm just gonn'a hammer my rod for life....
Never had any snatch, and not planning to ever have any now.
Would really like for you to come over sometime and let me shoot it in your face once if you don't mind.
..... AFRAID your seriously afraid of advice from someone that has COMMON SENSE and is talking about having to show a bit of MATURITY!! I no that's alot for you dumbass teenagers that are actually still being CHILDREN and think mom or daddy will b holding your little kid size hand till u die. DIE FROM STD cause your to AFRAID to learn the facts and consequences of having sex.. Wasp was being modest about things 2people should really consider b4 jumping into sex.. If parents are going to hold there children's hands every step they take in life why in the hell can't they teach them basic common sense while there holding it!!! The comment you had about coming to you so you can shoot in the face. Really, really, 14 what the hell you gonna shoot and don't you feel a little afraid cause mommy on the left and daddy on right holding your hand.. Please stop now your family gene needs to be destroyed and never be again
Afraid

United States

#16 Feb 1, 2013
Stepwky wrote:
<quoted text> ..... AFRAID your seriously afraid of advice from someone that has COMMON SENSE and is talking about having to show a bit of MATURITY!! I no that's alot for you dumbass teenagers that are actually still being CHILDREN and think mom or daddy will b holding your little kid size hand till u die. DIE FROM STD cause your to AFRAID to learn the facts and consequences of having sex.. Wasp was being modest about things 2people should really consider b4 jumping into sex.. If parents are going to hold there children's hands every step they take in life why in the hell can't they teach them basic common sense while there holding it!!! The comment you had about coming to you so you can shoot in the face. Really, really, 14 what the hell you gonna shoot and don't you feel a little afraid cause mommy on the left and daddy on right holding your hand.. Please stop now your family gene needs to be destroyed and never be again
Well,I might shoot a big load in you,cause you sound like you really need it, are you male or female ?
Spud

Ft Mitchell, KY

#17 Feb 11, 2014
Stepwky wrote:
<quoted text> ..... AFRAID your seriously afraid of advice from someone that has COMMON SENSE and is talking about having to show a bit of MATURITY!! I no that's alot for you dumbass teenagers that are actually still being CHILDREN and think mom or daddy will b holding your little kid size hand till u die. DIE FROM STD cause your to AFRAID to learn the facts and consequences of having sex.. Wasp was being modest about things 2people should really consider b4 jumping into sex.. If parents are going to hold there children's hands every step they take in life why in the hell can't they teach them basic common sense while there holding it!!! The comment you had about coming to you so you can shoot in the face. Really, really, 14 what the hell you gonna shoot and don't you feel a little afraid cause mommy on the left and daddy on right holding your hand.. Please stop now your family gene needs to be destroyed and never be again
Half of what you said made zero sense. Also, STD's, unplanned conception, etc happen so much less than people like to say. Propaganda if you will, to keep the kids from having kids. However, unless you're mentally retarded, it is pretty simple to prevent STD's and reproduction. There is not consequences to sex unless you're doing it wrong, and the bullshit you're giving this kid certainly isn't facts. Yeah, you CAN die from STD's, but that's assuming you first get one, second actually have symptoms, and third don't treat it. You CAN also die from, driving, flying, walking, smoking, leaving your house, ax murder, and terrorists. Stupid to be afraid to leave your house expecting the unlikely. Get educated, and just actually use your brain every once in awhile.
ask

Ooltewah, TN

#18 Feb 21, 2014
ask harve dixon

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