No wardrobe malfunction here: Dozens ...

No wardrobe malfunction here: Dozens of strip clubs give Super ...

There are 19 comments on the Chicago Tribune story from Jan 26, 2009, titled No wardrobe malfunction here: Dozens of strip clubs give Super .... In it, Chicago Tribune reports that:

There's Lip Stixx and Centerfolds and the Bliss Cabaret. There's Diamond Dolls and Bare Assets and the Wild Gentlemen's Club.

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rebmeMasneMoNsIo tnaSnoR

United States

#1 Jan 27, 2009
Strip clubs. They are just a refuge for guys who weren't going to get laid anyway.

“Bene Gesserit”

Since: Oct 07

Lincoln Park

#2 Jan 27, 2009
Yikes.... Tampa will be overun by fat, balding, 40+, single men wearing football jerseys with feet that smell like mayonnaise. The strippers should make bank every night.
Disgusted

Calumet City, IL

#3 Jan 27, 2009
rebmeMasneMoNsIotnaSnoR wrote:
Strip clubs. They are just a refuge for guys who weren't going to get laid anyway.
Have you ever been to a strip club? The higher-priced ones are usually full of guys who look like they do just fine with women, probably a lot better than you. But I had an amusing thought based on a quote from the story.

"It's like cockroaches," Buckhorn says. "If you don't stay on top of it, it will infect and run you over. And that's exactly what's happened."

Hmmmm, Chicago run by strippers. Could they do worse than what is there, now?
Barney Frank

Northborough, MA

#5 Jan 27, 2009
Not my type. What about us fellas that sit across the aisle?
Barney Frank

Northborough, MA

#6 Jan 27, 2009
LP Trixie wrote:
Yikes.... Tampa will be overun by fat, balding, 40+, single men wearing football jerseys with feet that smell like mayonnaise. The strippers should make bank every night.
Right there with you girlfriend. Most men are so disgusting, but some, oooh lala. Sure hope T.O. will be there.
Swami Poobah

Virginia Beach, VA

#7 Jan 27, 2009
Gentlemen clubs provide a valuable service.
Rand

Saint Paul, MN

#8 Jan 27, 2009
<SIGH> To be young again......LoL
Disease Alert

Powder Springs, GA

#10 Jan 27, 2009
How humilating and disgusting to have Tampa "the lap dance capital of the world" Number one dudes WHY would you spend all that money on a woman who aint going home with anyway?? thats brainless, number two most of these strippers are hookers who use to walk the streets, none attractive and you know they service hundreds of men a week they are at such HIGH risk for STD's and AID's man why would you risk it, dangerous nasty shitt?? number three down here west palm we got alota white boys getting setup by strippers {ex; meet in the parking lot for sex and drugs} and instead they get robbed beat and shot by the dancers pimps! dangerous shitt man, it aint worth it at all.

The head of tourism Travis Claytor said its not all together negative, walking out the door with a disease from one of these smelly skanky skags IS negative, you wanna give that to a loved one?

I love the ladies man but mine our clean good looking and not prostitutes who stick thier crotch in any dude's face for a dollar bill, I aint getting AIDS or sick for no skank or beat up and shot by some big bubba pimp of theirs. Waste of time and money, fill your tank, get a steak dinner, find a clean woman and enjoy the game, stay away from the strip clubs man nuthin but bad news in every way, only the pathetic desperate hardup dudes have to go and piss away cash-STUPID!
Disease Alert

Powder Springs, GA

#11 Jan 27, 2009
How humilating and disgusting to have Tampa "the lap dance capital of the world" Number one dudes WHY would you spend all that money on a woman who aint going home with anyway?? thats brainless, number two most of these strippers are hookers who use to walk the streets, none attractive and you know they service hundreds of men a week they are at such HIGH risk for STD's and AID's man why would you risk it, dangerous nasty shitt?? number three down here west palm we got alota white boys getting setup by strippers {ex; meet in the parking lot for sex and drugs} and instead they get robbed beat and shot by the dancers pimps! dangerous shitt man, it aint worth it at all.
The head of tourism Travis Claytor said its not all together negative, walking out the door with a disease from one of these smelly skanky skags IS negative, you wanna give that to a loved one?
I love the ladies man but mine our clean good looking and not prostitutes who stick thier crotch in any dude's face for a dollar bill, I aint getting AIDS or sick for no skank or beat up and shot by some big bubba pimp of theirs. Waste of time and money, fill your tank, get a steak dinner, find a clean woman and enjoy the game, stay away from the strip clubs man nuthin but bad news in every way, only the pathetic desperate hardup dudes have to go and piss away cash-STUPID!
Disgusted

Calumet City, IL

#12 Jan 27, 2009
Disease Alert wrote:
How humilating and disgusting to have Tampa "the lap dance capital of the world" Number one dudes WHY would you spend all that money on a woman who aint going home with anyway?? thats brainless, number two most of these strippers are hookers who use to walk the streets, none attractive and you know they service hundreds of men a week they are at such HIGH risk for STD's and AID's man why would you risk it, dangerous nasty ****?? number three down here west palm we got alota white boys getting setup by strippers {ex; meet in the parking lot for sex and drugs} and instead they get robbed beat and shot by the dancers pimps! dangerous **** man, it aint worth it at all.
The head of tourism Travis Claytor said its not all together negative, walking out the door with a disease from one of these smelly skanky skags IS negative, you wanna give that to a loved one?
I love the ladies man but mine our clean good looking and not prostitutes who stick thier crotch in any dude's face for a dollar bill, I aint getting AIDS or sick for no skank or beat up and shot by some big bubba pimp of theirs. Waste of time and money, fill your tank, get a steak dinner, find a clean woman and enjoy the game, stay away from the strip clubs man nuthin but bad news in every way, only the pathetic desperate hardup dudes have to go and **** away cash-STUPID!
The reverend here does not get out much. The strip clubs in the story usually have good-looking women. They are generally not prostitutes because with the money they are making, they don't need to. STD's from lap dances are rare, since they are not given naked in these clubs. There are cheesy cheaper clubs, where women do such things at a high price. Often owners don't even know it is happening since a police bust would mean a loss of liquor license. In these places the women are not making as much in tips and might try to sneak some things in to make an extra buck. But these clubs are the exception. The full sex comes from escort services, massage places, and street prostitution. If you want to preach reverend, know what you are talking about.
Disease Alert

Powder Springs, GA

#13 Jan 27, 2009
Disgusted wrote:
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The reverend here does not get out much. The strip clubs in the story usually have good-looking women. They are generally not prostitutes because with the money they are making, they don't need to. STD's from lap dances are rare, since they are not given naked in these clubs. There are cheesy cheaper clubs, where women do such things at a high price. Often owners don't even know it is happening since a police bust would mean a loss of liquor license. In these places the women are not making as much in tips and might try to sneak some things in to make an extra buck. But these clubs are the exception. The full sex comes from escort services, massage places, and street prostitution. If you want to preach reverend, know what you are talking about.
believe me man I am NO reverend or saint. I went a few times and my buddies and believe me the women aint nuthin to brag about. down her in west palm most are hookers and they do carry a host of diseases and been arrested for it plus drugs and other things and they have pimps who do beat the customers up, it happens all the time down here.

If I am gonna spend a hundred or so bucks on a women I am going to go home with her not walk away and so she can give the money to her pimp, thats just common sense man, I dont understand why you think I am some sort of priest because I dont like hookers and strippers, do you like them? is that your idea of beauty and class? I guess to each its own but. Some of these clubs are NOT high-end gentlemans clubs but shoddy wooden shacks in bad neighborhoods where dudes are getting shot in the parking lots, and I have read players of the NBA NFL and baseball think fl strip clubs are the rankiest skankiest dirtiest places on earth and they would know wouldnt they?

I dont know if you live in FL man but if you did you would know what I was talking about and not defend them, the strip bars are shacks with hookers giving back room bj's and not using condoms, dont know about you but I like myself way too much to lay down with garbage and get AIDS or something else, guess its called dignity.
Matthew

Hanover Park, IL

#14 Jan 27, 2009
LP Trixie wrote:
Yikes.... Tampa will be overun by fat, balding, 40+, single men wearing football jerseys with feet that smell like mayonnaise. The strippers should make bank every night.
Mayonnaise?

Limberger Cheese maybe.

But, Mayonnaise?
Disgusted

Calumet City, IL

#15 Jan 27, 2009
Disease Alert wrote:
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believe me man I am NO reverend or saint. I went a few times and my buddies and believe me the women aint nuthin to brag about. down her in west palm most are hookers and they do carry a host of diseases and been arrested for it plus drugs and other things and they have pimps who do beat the customers up, it happens all the time down here.
If I am gonna spend a hundred or so bucks on a women I am going to go home with her not walk away and so she can give the money to her pimp, thats just common sense man, I dont understand why you think I am some sort of priest because I dont like hookers and strippers, do you like them? is that your idea of beauty and class? I guess to each its own but. Some of these clubs are NOT high-end gentlemans clubs but shoddy wooden shacks in bad neighborhoods where dudes are getting shot in the parking lots, and I have read players of the NBA NFL and baseball think fl strip clubs are the rankiest skankiest dirtiest places on earth and they would know wouldnt they?
I dont know if you live in FL man but if you did you would know what I was talking about and not defend them, the strip bars are shacks with hookers giving back room bj's and not using condoms, dont know about you but I like myself way too much to lay down with garbage and get AIDS or something else, guess its called dignity.
No, I called you reverend because of your preaching. But in your second response you redeemed yourself. But a few tips for you. You don't take a hooker home with you unless you want your home visited by her "friends" demanding money. If you read me completely, I said there were low-end places. But I doubt those are the ones referred to in the story. And if you have the money of an NFL pro, you are going to see the best.
Disease Alert

Powder Springs, GA

#16 Jan 27, 2009
yeah i get what you mean man, but one point you missread me on when i said " i dont wanna to spend money on a lay i aint taking home anyway" I did NOT mean a hooker, i dont do hookers and yes you are right about "little friends" {pimps} coming to vist you, never ever take a hooker to your home thats asking to be robbed and shot

google "Kellie Bell home invasion in boynton beach florida" or "two men shot and robbed in boynton beach home invasion" a month ago this woman Kellie Bell, a forty-four year old stripper and part time prostitute who worked at showgirls skank joint took two dudes home from the bar, for sex and to smoke, 10 minutes later two big pimps broke in and shot the guys and robbed them, you can google it and see her picture on palm beach county sherrifs booking blotter, just change the date and put the name in, thing was these dudes that picked her up were forty years old thats old enough to know better man, they wernt some young kids, and this thing i just described happens all the time here in FL, google it and you will see, these strippers and hookers down here are no damn good, they rob shoot spread disease, just scummy.
Disgusted

Calumet City, IL

#17 Jan 28, 2009
Disease Alert wrote:
yeah i get what you mean man, but one point you missread me on when i said " i dont wanna to spend money on a lay i aint taking home anyway" I did NOT mean a hooker, i dont do hookers and yes you are right about "little friends" {pimps} coming to vist you, never ever take a hooker to your home thats asking to be robbed and shot
google "Kellie Bell home invasion in boynton beach florida" or "two men shot and robbed in boynton beach home invasion" a month ago this woman Kellie Bell, a forty-four year old stripper and part time prostitute who worked at showgirls skank joint took two dudes home from the bar, for sex and to smoke, 10 minutes later two big pimps broke in and shot the guys and robbed them, you can google it and see her picture on palm beach county sherrifs booking blotter, just change the date and put the name in, thing was these dudes that picked her up were forty years old thats old enough to know better man, they wernt some young kids, and this thing i just described happens all the time here in FL, google it and you will see, these strippers and hookers down here are no damn good, they rob shoot spread disease, just scummy.
I know what you are trying to say. Number one, there are always going to be men looking for extra sex, which leads to number tow, women willing to provide it for a price. Second, yournews story only reminded us of some of the bad apples in society which includes religious leaders getting caught with their pants down, politicians with their hands in your wallet and many others. Don't get me wrong- I'm not advocating a strip joint on every block. But you are not going to stop sex outside marriage, whether it be two teens doing it in the bedroom or women getting paid.
dallas bears fan

Denton, TX

#18 Jan 28, 2009
If you check out Mons Venus look for Petty Theft's lead singer and KTCK's Hardline cohost Mike Rhyner.
AussieAnswerman

Tampa, FL

#19 Jan 28, 2009
Disease Alert wrote:
How humilating and disgusting to have Tampa "the lap dance capital of the world" Number one dudes WHY would you spend all that money on a woman who aint going home with anyway??
Why would a person waste hours watching a bunch of overpaid, overpadded, millionaires run a ball up and down a field for a "world championship" that no other countries are invited to compete in?
The same reason you'll spend a pocket full of cash watching strippers... ENTERTAINMENT!

You aren't going home with the stripper anymore than you are going home with a football trophy.
jax

Powder Springs, GA

#20 Jan 28, 2009
AussieAnswerman wrote:
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Why would a person waste hours watching a bunch of overpaid, overpadded, millionaires run a ball up and down a field for a "world championship" that no other countries are invited to compete in?
The same reason you'll spend a pocket full of cash watching strippers... ENTERTAINMENT!
You aren't going home with the stripper anymore than you are going home with a football trophy.
i getcha man but aint that kinda like going to to a steakhouse starving and just having a glass of ice water? or going to a party where there is 3 kegs and drinking ginger ale? if im gonna spend money on a lady {not a stripper or hooker} i would like to go home with her not have her give the cash to her dope dealer or black pimps she lives with. i dont throw dollar bills at women crawling around the floor like dogs, most are hard core druggies and street walkers, and down here in FL man tit bars are not "entertainment" most of the females are nasty looking old looking and zonked out on drugs looking sick with all these diseases, and i aint gonna catch AIDS or get beat up by some dancing hookers pimp, ill stick with the classy ladies, really after age 30 or so its kind of sad lame and pathetic to see olders dudes throw cash at these skanks who laugh at them, but its a free country, do what ya want, it aint worth getting a disease or shot is it?
AussieAnswerman

Tampa, FL

#21 Jan 28, 2009
jax wrote:
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i getcha man but aint that kinda like going to to a steakhouse starving and just having a glass of ice water? or going to a party where there is 3 kegs and drinking ginger ale? if im gonna spend money on a lady {not a stripper or hooker} i would like to go home with her not have her give the cash to her dope dealer or black pimps she lives with. i dont throw dollar bills at women crawling around the floor like dogs, most are hard core druggies and street walkers, and down here in FL man tit bars are not "entertainment" most of the females are nasty looking old looking and zonked out on drugs looking sick with all these diseases, and i aint gonna catch AIDS or get beat up by some dancing hookers pimp, ill stick with the classy ladies, really after age 30 or so its kind of sad lame and pathetic to see olders dudes throw cash at these skanks who laugh at them, but its a free country, do what ya want, it aint worth getting a disease or shot is it?
I live in Florida mate, Tampa.
I don't go to steakhouse for entertainment, I go for steak. You don't go to the football game to play football, you go for entertainment. You don't go to strip club for sex, you go for entertainment, you can actually get a decent steak at the Penthouse Club, but I digress.
You apparently have some ax to grind or underlying reason for posting under several names unless there is a sudden influx of forum visitors from Lake Worth. Cheers.

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