Best Wonton Song

Created by pollster bob on Nov 2, 2012

30 votes

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Gokkun Queen

I'm Gaping, Now Fill Me Up

Coma Thrust (w/ Seth Valentine)

Rimming Rhapsody

The Hunting Cabin

Anytime Kiddo... Just Don't Tell Anybody.

Throbbing 4 U (w/ Justin Startzel)

sesame seed oil blues

First Time (w/ victim #274)


bukkake star

Wellsboro, PA

#21 Nov 11, 2012
WON TON!!! I love this band!
DJ Jay Steele

Philadelphia, PA

#22 Nov 14, 2012
Has anyone heard Wonton's latest hit "My Come Stained Issue of Boys Life", it rocks. I have been playing almost as much as all those shiddy Rhianna songs.
the ghost of Lee Mantz

Philadelphia, PA

#23 Nov 14, 2012
I saw these guys play once. I really enjoyed their one song, I think it was called "Fat guy wheezing in the microphone".
friggin yeah buddy

Wellsboro, PA

#24 Nov 14, 2012
That is a tear jerker... not the eye tears the pearly white crotch tears.
Joe Ketring

Philadelphia, PA

#25 Nov 20, 2012
Have you guys heard "The Gay Bar Boogie"? It's quite danceable. I also enjoy "Too Fat For Doorways" from their debut album "Feasting On Boners".
gapingloosemancu nt

Wellsboro, PA

#26 Nov 20, 2012
I play "Feasting on Boners" when I am on the eliptical pretending the poles are beef buses from Tamaqua. I usually hold my sweat towel on my raging bone! Thankfully most of the guys in the group shower are also fans of Won Ton and we sword fight a little to the song "keystone katana" before the nut spunk starts flying everywhere.
ImTiredOf_Illumi nati

Wellsboro, PA

#27 Nov 24, 2012
Won Ton is the Illuminati's way of putting homosexual subliminal messages into queercore music. I'm on to them and their politicos on the Tamqua Forum.

Mesquite, NV

#28 Nov 25, 2012
This tubby Asian spunk bucket gets us all hard the world over.
Jerry THE MEAT Sable

Woodbridge, NJ

#29 Nov 27, 2012
As much as I do enjoy "Feasting on Boners", I must admit that I am a bigger fan of "Being Anally Destroyed By Choir Boys", Wonton's 1997 Ill-fated EP. What this album lacked in popularity, it definitely made-up for in shear grinding sex appeal. There is nothing me and the old lady enjoy more than popping this album in on a hot Thursday night and making horrible revolting love. We start hunching and sweating, dragging each other's saggy parts across one another's pimply arses. Afterwords I like to crack open a cold can of Lion's Head and reminisce about the good old days, when me and Wonton were still playing a game that we liked to call "A Spider in the Cave". The rules of this game were simple. We would take turns greasing up our fists, and ever so gently, we would slide the fist up the other guys love channel. Once your hand was up inside the other fellow, you could start wiggling your fingers around like your hand was some kind of giant homo-spider. Those were the days. That game was the best.
Walter Deetz

Scottsdale, AZ

#30 Nov 27, 2012
I am sick of these homo threads getting me hard. WTF I'm no queer why is this happening.

Masontown, PA

#31 Nov 27, 2012 …
Wonton must be Good?

Masontown, PA

#32 Nov 27, 2012

The wonton song - page plant - Live 1998
AIDS patient

Wellsboro, PA

#33 Nov 28, 2012
I used to play a game called inside tickles with my Rabbi. He put the pope to shame.
A Big Fan

Lehighton, PA

#35 Dec 6, 2012
Wonton just released a new love ballad, I heard that the singer penned the lyrics shortly after a break-up from his long time gay lover, the title of the song is "You Called It Love, It Just Tasted Like Pe-nis". Heartbreaking, actually heartbreaking.

Wellsboro, PA

#36 Dec 7, 2012
This is another thread the Illuminati put on here so the important threads are buried. I'm on to you.
The Wedge

Lehighton, PA

#37 Dec 11, 2012
It hasn't been released yet, but I heard that WonTon and Jerry Sandusky are working on a duet entitled "Why Does a Little Bit of Hair Ruin it For Me?". This may be greatest collaboration since WonTon's 1994 release "I Gave You Herpes" where he was accompanied by Bell Biv Devoe.

Wellsboro, PA

#38 Dec 16, 2012
This WonTon fanclub is conspiring to ruin topix. He seduces you with sound then rubs his yellow teets on your face. I did some saki shots from his cleavage and later cremepied a love handle roll on him. I scraped the love custard and roll cheese out and fed it to him.
BDSM Trollie

Seattle, WA

#40 Jun 22, 2015
This band ROCKS!!!
hard rock pink sock

Tamaqua, PA

#41 Jun 22, 2015
Nothing gets my foot tapping like the classic tune 'daddy pushing me in the swing'. The melodic chorus where sweaty fat man grunts "theres a flower in there" and "let me see that rose" is the the most heartfelt instrumentation of all time.

Hazleton, PA

#42 Jun 23, 2015
Wonton will be eating pastries at the auction tomorrow.

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