Best Wonton Song

Created by pollster bob on Nov 2, 2012

30 votes

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Gokkun Queen

I'm Gaping, Now Fill Me Up

Coma Thrust (w/ Seth Valentine)

Rimming Rhapsody

The Hunting Cabin

Anytime Kiddo... Just Don't Tell Anybody.

Throbbing 4 U (w/ Justin Startzel)

sesame seed oil blues

First Time (w/ victim #274)

Kremepied

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pollster bob

Wellsboro, PA

#1 Nov 2, 2012
I could only list ten. Sorry.
George at the club

Philadelphia, PA

#2 Nov 2, 2012
I like far far away
Like when they're playing in another state
TamaquaHigh

Ardsley, NY

#3 Nov 2, 2012
I personally enjoy "butt plugs and anal darts" great song. But my favorite is "the gerbil is stuck again" if you listen to the lyrics. It is about the trails and tribulations about gerbil anal play.
DUDE

Plymouth, PA

#4 Nov 2, 2012
Where can I hear this wonton? I never heard of wonton except for watching u guise troll him on here.
George at the club

United States

#5 Nov 2, 2012
DUDE wrote:
Where can I hear this wonton? I never heard of wonton except for watching u guise troll him on here.
Just hang around the odd fellows late at night and follow the howling sound, its him getting bent and jabbed over a tombstone
THE DICE MAN

Nanticoke, PA

#6 Nov 3, 2012
TamaquaHigh wrote:
I personally enjoy "butt plugs and anal darts" great song. But my favorite is "the gerbil is stuck again" if you listen to the lyrics. It is about the trails and tribulations about gerbil anal play.
Also he eats the pie i sent him when he sings stuck again.
DUDE

Plymouth, PA

#7 Nov 3, 2012
so im guessing this wonton band doesnt even exist?
TamaquaHigh

Stroudsburg, PA

#8 Nov 3, 2012
DUDE wrote:
so im guessing this wonton band doesnt even exist?
No it really does. Seriously it does. They played at Martha's and hang lose last year. Just somebody likes to screw with there buddies on here
THE DICE MAN

Honesdale, PA

#9 Nov 3, 2012
DUDE wrote:
so im guessing this wonton band doesnt even exist?
Yes THE BAND exist.I sent them 4 pies this week.
Everybody Wonton Tonite

Wellsboro, PA

#10 Nov 4, 2012
DUDE wrote:
so im guessing this wonton band doesnt even exist?
Yes, they do, this is a sophisticated marketting campaign disguised as trolling. Look what we did for Honey Boo Boo's career.
B-Sides

Philadelphia, PA

#11 Nov 4, 2012
I personally love the B-side "Hard-on for Guns". That or the timeless hit "F'n in my Jeep"
SHAWN PHILLIPS

United States

#12 Nov 5, 2012
HONESTLY WHO THE HELL CARES BECAUSE MY HEROS THE TAMAQUA BLUE RAIDERS FOOTBALL TEAM IS THE ANTHRISITE FB LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!! THEY BEAT ALL THE OTHER SISSIES AROUND THE AREA AND ARE GOING TO TAKE THE STATES CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
The Marian Fans

Conshohocken, PA

#13 Nov 5, 2012
SHAWN PHILLIPS wrote:
HONESTLY WHO THE HELL CARES BECAUSE MY HEROS THE TAMAQUA BLUE RAIDERS FOOTBALL TEAM IS THE ANTHRISITE FB LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!! THEY BEAT ALL THE OTHER SISSIES AROUND THE AREA AND ARE GOING TO TAKE THE STATES CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Yes they swallow really well, better then Wonton ever could.
Hope they enjoy this year since next year they'll be loser has beens just like they've been the past 20 years.
You can tell you're a loser since you type in all caps
TamaquaHigh

Stroudsburg, PA

#14 Nov 5, 2012
SHAWN PHILLIPS wrote:
HONESTLY WHO THE HELL CARES BECAUSE MY HEROS THE TAMAQUA BLUE RAIDERS FOOTBALL TEAM IS THE ANTHRISITE FB LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!! THEY BEAT ALL THE OTHER SISSIES AROUND THE AREA AND ARE GOING TO TAKE THE STATES CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
This must be the real Shawn Phillips because ur typing in ALL CAPS LIKE A DOUCHE WOULD
SHAWN PHILLIPS

United States

#15 Nov 5, 2012
BULLCRAP! YOUS DON'T LIKE WHAT IM SAYIN THEN YOU DELTE ME OR I'LL DO IT FOR YOU. RAIDERS FOOTBALL WILL BEAT YOU MARIAN GIRLS THIS YEAR AND THE NEXT.
word to ur motha

Wellsboro, PA

#16 Nov 5, 2012
SHAWN PHILLIPS wrote:
HONESTLY WHO THE HELL CARES BECAUSE MY HEROS THE TAMAQUA BLUE RAIDERS FOOTBALL TEAM IS THE ANTHRISITE FB LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!! THEY BEAT ALL THE OTHER SISSIES AROUND THE AREA AND ARE GOING TO TAKE THE STATES CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!
Not when those Philly kids sack the QB and sodomize him with the football. But they will beat all the string bean bicurious white boys for sure.
word to ur motha

Wellsboro, PA

#17 Nov 5, 2012
Football is so homoerotic like a Won Ton bukkake shower.
TamaquaHigh

Stroudsburg, PA

#18 Nov 5, 2012
SHAWN PHILLIPS wrote:
BULLCRAP! YOUS DON'T LIKE WHAT IM SAYIN THEN YOU DELTE ME OR I'LL DO IT FOR YOU. RAIDERS FOOTBALL WILL BEAT YOU MARIAN GIRLS THIS YEAR AND THE NEXT.
Blow me Shawn before I pay the Marion QB $5 to hit you with his jock strap
Ton Bon

Ardsley, NY

#19 Nov 6, 2012
Whoa, guys. This thread is for serious Won Ton fans and not for football talk. My favorite lately has been "Packing heat, packing meat"
Tarah Toohil

Wellsboro, PA

#20 Nov 6, 2012
Thank you for endorsing me Won Ton!

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