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Gay sex dungeon behind the Tamaqua library?

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T Ziegler

Newark, NJ

#1 May 15, 2011
I have heard rumors that there is a gay sex dungeon behind the Tamaqua library, in the building that used to house Firm Auto Parts. I went down there several times, out of curiosity. not for anything gay. The door was always locked, but there was a suspiciously gay aroma about the place. Does anyone know what really goes on in there?
Doh

Berwick, PA

#2 May 15, 2011
You should ask your Mom what goes on in there. She`s the dungeon master. That aroma was eminating from her panties.

Since: May 11

Selinsgrove, PA

#3 May 15, 2011
Finally someone has noticed! I took Gay Sex Dungeon Design in college. I was asked by one of the late Cipko brothers to design a retreat in town, sort of like a mini Camp David. Since the Moser cabin is now exclusive to Tranny's and completely outdated (wiring can only handle 2 suck pumps at a time before you have to stop the torture and go to the breaker box, the circuits are not even labled)I was asked to make a state of the art facility. It is very detailed. I even put in a scent machine. Sort of like when you are around an Outback, you can smell the food from a mile away. I have scent bursts every 20 seconds coming from a fake Hydrangea. It is a blended smell of feces and sweat made to allure passer bys. It is an old world recipe from Romania. And like a tanning salon, you need to bring your own protective equipment. We do not provide gag balls. Again, bring your OWN gag ball! Everyone kept taking them home. And since we did not receive grant money form the Morgan foundation this year. We had to cut out the gag balls (sorry Bruce). If you want to join, there is an insurance waiver you must sign. Last year in the Moser cabin, we had an incident. Someone wrapped a Cambodian in Saran wrap and put a Chili dog in his exposed orafice. He was allergic to mustard and had to go over to St. Lukes. They mistakenly removed both his legs and tried to give him a hysterectomy. So, we can not be held liable for food allergies. Also, please bring your own towel. We do provide towels, but someone requested to be shoved in the dryer. We accommodated him, but he puked, then ate his puke, puked again, and it is now inside the machine. We put on a leather mask and chained barbed wire to our janitors genitals and asked him to clean it, but after he lost a quart of blood, he yelled out the safe word "Let's go Raiders!" and we had to stop. Maytag is coming out Tuesday to fix it. So, bring a towel for now. The Golden showers are state of the art. One is a premium shower, the flow is heavy and has a balanced taste of Asparagus and coffee, per Lar's request. The other is more traditional, is is just Lager ridden urine.
So come on out and join the fun!! Our open house is set for June. We are taking applications for someone to stand on the corner of the five points and wave to people as they wear assless chaps and a statue of liberty hat. Thanks Lisa
LOL

Stroudsburg, PA

#4 May 15, 2011
Lawrence: LOL
U no

Lehighton, PA

#5 May 15, 2011
AWESOME
Lawrence of Labia wrote:
Finally someone has noticed! I took Gay Sex Dungeon Design in college. I was asked by one of the late Cipko brothers to design a retreat in town, sort of like a mini Camp David. Since the Moser cabin is now exclusive to Tranny's and completely outdated (wiring can only handle 2 suck pumps at a time before you have to stop the torture and go to the breaker box, the circuits are not even labled)I was asked to make a state of the art facility. It is very detailed. I even put in a scent machine. Sort of like when you are around an Outback, you can smell the food from a mile away. I have scent bursts every 20 seconds coming from a fake Hydrangea. It is a blended smell of feces and sweat made to allure passer bys. It is an old world recipe from Romania. And like a tanning salon, you need to bring your own protective equipment. We do not provide gag balls. Again, bring your OWN gag ball! Everyone kept taking them home. And since we did not receive grant money form the Morgan foundation this year. We had to cut out the gag balls (sorry Bruce). If you want to join, there is an insurance waiver you must sign. Last year in the Moser cabin, we had an incident. Someone wrapped a Cambodian in Saran wrap and put a Chili dog in his exposed orafice. He was allergic to mustard and had to go over to St. Lukes. They mistakenly removed both his legs and tried to give him a hysterectomy. So, we can not be held liable for food allergies. Also, please bring your own towel. We do provide towels, but someone requested to be shoved in the dryer. We accommodated him, but he puked, then ate his puke, puked again, and it is now inside the machine. We put on a leather mask and chained barbed wire to our janitors genitals and asked him to clean it, but after he lost a quart of blood, he yelled out the safe word "Let's go Raiders!" and we had to stop. Maytag is coming out Tuesday to fix it. So, bring a towel for now. The Golden showers are state of the art. One is a premium shower, the flow is heavy and has a balanced taste of Asparagus and coffee, per Lar's request. The other is more traditional, is is just Lager ridden urine.
So come on out and join the fun!! Our open house is set for June. We are taking applications for someone to stand on the corner of the five points and wave to people as they wear assless chaps and a statue of liberty hat. Thanks Lisa
CIPKO BROTHERS

Hazleton, PA

#6 May 17, 2011
Lawrence of Labia wrote:
Finally someone has noticed! I took Gay Sex Dungeon Design in college. I was asked by one of the late Cipko brothers to design a retreat in town, sort of like a mini Camp David. Since the Moser cabin is now exclusive to Tranny's and completely outdated (wiring can only handle 2 suck pumps at a time before you have to stop the torture and go to the breaker box, the circuits are not even labled)I was asked to make a state of the art facility. It is very detailed. I even put in a scent machine. Sort of like when you are around an Outback, you can smell the food from a mile away. I have scent bursts every 20 seconds coming from a fake Hydrangea. It is a blended smell of feces and sweat made to allure passer bys. It is an old world recipe from Romania. And like a tanning salon, you need to bring your own protective equipment. We do not provide gag balls. Again, bring your OWN gag ball! Everyone kept taking them home. And since we did not receive grant money form the Morgan foundation this year. We had to cut out the gag balls (sorry Bruce). If you want to join, there is an insurance waiver you must sign. Last year in the Moser cabin, we had an incident. Someone wrapped a Cambodian in Saran wrap and put a Chili dog in his exposed orafice. He was allergic to mustard and had to go over to St. Lukes. They mistakenly removed both his legs and tried to give him a hysterectomy. So, we can not be held liable for food allergies. Also, please bring your own towel. We do provide towels, but someone requested to be shoved in the dryer. We accommodated him, but he puked, then ate his puke, puked again, and it is now inside the machine. We put on a leather mask and chained barbed wire to our janitors genitals and asked him to clean it, but after he lost a quart of blood, he yelled out the safe word "Let's go Raiders!" and we had to stop. Maytag is coming out Tuesday to fix it. So, bring a towel for now. The Golden showers are state of the art. One is a premium shower, the flow is heavy and has a balanced taste of Asparagus and coffee, per Lar's request. The other is more traditional, is is just Lager ridden urine.
So come on out and join the fun!! Our open house is set for June. We are taking applications for someone to stand on the corner of the five points and wave to people as they wear assless chaps and a statue of liberty hat. Thanks Lisa
We cipks donated to a roman catholic sex dungeon, where priests can molest their flock----and we cipkos want a plaque with our name on it on the outside of the building.

we cipkos don't donate to any charities unless we get plenty of coverage and a plaque on the building. so there better be a "roman catholic sex dungeon provided by the cipko brothers" on the outside of the building, or we cipkos are coming back from....HELLLLL!!!....to make trouble with them damn roman catholics at the roman catholic sex dungeon.
CIPKO BROTHERS

Hazleton, PA

#7 May 17, 2011
Lawrence of Labia wrote:
Finally someone has noticed! I took Gay Sex Dungeon Design in college. I was asked by one of the late Cipko brothers to design a retreat in town, sort of like a mini Camp David. Since the Moser cabin is now exclusive to Tranny's and completely outdated (wiring can only handle 2 suck pumps at a time before you have to stop the torture and go to the breaker box, the circuits are not even labled)I was asked to make a state of the art facility. It is very detailed. I even put in a scent machine. Sort of like when you are around an Outback, you can smell the food from a mile away. I have scent bursts every 20 seconds coming from a fake Hydrangea. It is a blended smell of feces and sweat made to allure passer bys. It is an old world recipe from Romania. And like a tanning salon, you need to bring your own protective equipment. We do not provide gag balls. Again, bring your OWN gag ball! Everyone kept taking them home. And since we did not receive grant money form the Morgan foundation this year. We had to cut out the gag balls (sorry Bruce). If you want to join, there is an insurance waiver you must sign. Last year in the Moser cabin, we had an incident. Someone wrapped a Cambodian in Saran wrap and put a Chili dog in his exposed orafice. He was allergic to mustard and had to go over to St. Lukes. They mistakenly removed both his legs and tried to give him a hysterectomy. So, we can not be held liable for food allergies. Also, please bring your own towel. We do provide towels, but someone requested to be shoved in the dryer. We accommodated him, but he puked, then ate his puke, puked again, and it is now inside the machine. We put on a leather mask and chained barbed wire to our janitors genitals and asked him to clean it, but after he lost a quart of blood, he yelled out the safe word "Let's go Raiders!" and we had to stop. Maytag is coming out Tuesday to fix it. So, bring a towel for now. The Golden showers are state of the art. One is a premium shower, the flow is heavy and has a balanced taste of Asparagus and coffee, per Lar's request. The other is more traditional, is is just Lager ridden urine.
So come on out and join the fun!! Our open house is set for June. We are taking applications for someone to stand on the corner of the five points and wave to people as they wear assless chaps and a statue of liberty hat. Thanks Lisa
You really love torture dungeons, judging by your very looong posting (vs your short other thing?)
True ahole

Matthews, NC

#8 May 17, 2011
CIPKO BROTHERS wrote:
<quoted text>We cipks donated to a roman catholic sex dungeon, where priests can molest their flock----and we cipkos want a plaque with our name on it on the outside of the building.
we cipkos don't donate to any charities unless we get plenty of coverage and a plaque on the building. so there better be a "roman catholic sex dungeon provided by the cipko brothers" on the outside of the building, or we cipkos are coming back from....HELLLLL!!!....to make trouble with them damn roman catholics at the roman catholic sex dungeon.
The cipko Bros did more for the local area than every generation of your combined.
yes u r

Highland, NY

#9 May 17, 2011
True ahole wrote:
<quoted text>
The cipko Bros did more for the local area than every generation of your combined.
how true---YOU are n asthole.

The cipko butt banging brothers did a lot to make THEMSELVES known----but they wouldn't have given a dime to anybody who didn't phone the newspapers to report on their giving money away and getting a plaque on a building for it.

good riddence to the cipkos.
Hypocrite

Sunbury, PA

#10 May 17, 2011
True ahole wrote:
<quoted text>
The cipko Bros did more for the local area than every generation of your combined.
Yeah, how do you think the Cipko brothers got their money?
Do some real research and you'll be surprised. It's not very flattering to their philanthropic "image".
True ahole

Matthews, NC

#11 May 17, 2011
yes u r wrote:
<quoted text>how true---YOU are n asthole.
The cipko butt banging brothers did a lot to make THEMSELVES known----but they wouldn't have given a dime to anybody who didn't phone the newspapers to report on their giving money away and getting a plaque on a building for it.
good riddence to the cipkos.
Sounds like you are a very lonely person, to rip 2 dead guys that donated millions to the area. Every politician calls the paper when he is giving money away, and it is not there money they are giving away. So Who f-cking cares, if they wanted a little press.

And they looked different so they must have been Gay. Do everyone a favor and shut up, you only make yourself look stupid.
true u r n asthole

Hazleton, PA

#12 May 17, 2011
True ahole wrote:
<quoted text>
Sounds like you are a very lonely person, to rip 2 dead guys that donated millions to the area. Every politician calls the paper when he is giving money away, and it is not there money they are giving away. So Who f-cking cares, if they wanted a little press.
And they looked different so they must have been Gay. Do everyone a favor and shut up, you only make yourself look stupid.
shut up YOU ahole. do everyone a favor and stop lookin so stupid. sounds like you are a very lonely loser.

p.s. When the cipkos did you up your true ahole they didn't do it out of love, no matter what they told you at the time.

and you can't count if you think MILLIONS were given away by your butt buddies. Don't confuse 10,000 with 1,000,000.
onou

Reading, PA

#13 May 17, 2011
true u r n asthole wrote:
<quoted text>shut up YOU ahole. do everyone a favor and stop lookin so stupid. sounds like you are a very lonely loser.
p.s. When the cipkos did you up your true ahole they didn't do it out of love, no matter what they told you at the time.
and you can't count if you think MILLIONS were given away by your butt buddies. Don't confuse 10,000 with 1,000,000.
Wow. How funny is your response. The old I know you are come back. Sounds like a nerve was hit. I assume not only are you a moron and very ignorant of the topics, you chose to talk about but, I bet you are also a closet homosexual. Maybe you would be less angry if You finally sucked a peepee

Since: May 11

Selinsgrove, PA

#14 May 17, 2011
Am I putting the plaque up or not? Our open house is set for June and Gunther, our Chief Grounds Director / Gay Cyborg Horse Operator needs to make arrangements with the Borough to get a permit. He just got his taint sewed back together after a "Russian Charlie River Spill" session had gone bad. Google that, and you will understand. He is not in the best of mood, and I can't jerk him around with the possibility of presenting in front of the zoning board for a variance. Do you remember the fiasco Shick's Calcutta went through for their sign. Jeezz. Gunther put on a few pounds from laying around after "The Big Rip". There is no doubt he will not fit into his leather bustier with the shock collar we got him for Arbor Day. And I am pretty sure Block's are out of his size, so if we can just come to a consensus, that would be great
Hfm

Sunbury, PA

#15 May 17, 2011
This is actually true. They were cited by the boro for selling their gay sex dungeon equipment on the internet. They were operating their business without a permit. That was a few years ago. Now they must have their gay sex dungeon permit.
The Bread

Pottstown, PA

#16 May 19, 2011
I wish there was a gay sex dungeon when I lived in town.
bluebodyspear

Reading, PA

#18 May 25, 2011
This place sounds GREAT! My man love needs a wheel chair. Sir, do you have a ramp. Thank you.
bluebodyspear

Reading, PA

#19 May 27, 2011
peepee everheart is my real lover.
Rave

Selinsgrove, PA

#20 May 30, 2011
You people have NO clue just whats behind those doors...I do and I am not Gay....There is a room where the most beautiful flowers I ever seen are.Theres a room where beautiful music is played...There is a state of the art kitchen like I've never seen...And to top it all off the roof deck is amazing sure wish it were mine....
PS:I've seen no sign of anything other than a beautiful home......
A LeapingGoof

United States

#21 Jun 2, 2011
Rave wrote:
You people have NO clue just whats behind those doors...I do and I am not Gay....There is a room where the most beautiful flowers I ever seen are.Theres a room where beautiful music is played...There is a state of the art kitchen like I've never seen...And to top it all off the roof deck is amazing sure wish it were mine....
PS:I've seen no sign of anything other than a beautiful home......
We know exactly what you were doing behind those doors, my friend, and it certainly was gay. Pitching isn't any less gay than catching. You sir, are a dirty little tart in need of the spanking that you received while in said gay sex dungeon. We all hope that your wife doesn't find out.

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