Housework Helpers open for business

A new cleaning business will open its doors -- primed and ready to clean residents' windows and wash their floors -- July 13.

[Michele]

I need someone to clean for me!

[Scooter Moonpie]

Try OM GRUMP, Inc.

(Ohio Maids, Geriatric/ Retired/ Unemployed Mop Pushers)

1 8 8 8 OM GRUMP (18886647867)

[Howard Beale Jr]

Or Sisters Fong Home Invasions.

"Have Husband? Will Homewreck!"

[Scooter Moonpie]

re: OM GRUMP... I forgot to type their jingle:

"We don't do much work, but we're slow."

[LITTLE TYREE]

Scooter Moonpie wrote:

re: OM GRUMP... I forgot to type their jingle:
"We don't do much work, but we're slow."

Now Scooter....You Know Grumpy was "Management"!
(with a "Million Dollar IRA Account")

[Scooter Moonpie]

LITTLE TYREE wrote:

<quoted text>
Now Scooter....You Know Grumpy was "Management"!
(with a "Million Dollar IRA Account")

That's OK. He can still push a mop!

[Howard Beale Jr]

OM Grump, Inc. will clean out your checkbook, Michele.

You can't go wrong with Fong. Unless hubby or your teen boys hang around the house.

[LITTLE TYREE]

"can't go wong with Fong....HA! HA! HA!!! Howard your a regular poet!

Where is that little Yellow Lotus Flower, anyway?