Bestiality Ring Busted in Sylvan Beach

Bestiality Ring Busted in Sylvan Beach

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Richy Rick

Whitesboro, NY

#1 Mar 24, 2012
A Oneida newspaper infiltrated a bestiality ring in Sylvan Beach, that consisted of about 30 participants. After confronting the main mule humper over the mistreatment of animals, bestiality man responded:

“Any of the times I did anything with her she was the one who backed into me and provoked it. She was in heat and made herself available. There were also times later when she didn’t want to and then I backed out immediately,” he told Expressen.

In other words, the bitch had it coming.

There have been calls for the Sylvan Beach village to establish laws concerning this type of mistreatment of animals, but when the Mayor was confronted, he could only offer up only this bizarre explanation as to why there aren’t laws currently in place at Sylvan Beach:

“Is it, and should it be, legal to spread something on the genitalia that might smell or taste nice to a dog, in order to allow the dog to lick off whatever is spread on the genitalia?

“Should it be permitted to stroke a bitch’s teats with love, or should it be classified as animal sexual abuse?” the minister wondered.

If you have to seriously contemplate whether it should be legal or illegal to spread something on your genitalia so a dog can make your private area its own personal buffet, then here’s a bullet and a gun, lock and load, you sick bastard. Remember, playing frisbee with your dog is exercise, it isn’t foreplay.
Hahaha

Chittenango, NY

#2 Mar 24, 2012
Very good! This is creative and halariousM!
Gant Gunner

Whitesboro, NY

#3 Mar 30, 2012
My female Lab is missing, her name is Misty Eyes. Did someone borrow her last night? Please return her and wash her back end when your done.
Nofuckinwayman

Syracuse, NY

#4 Apr 2, 2012
About a third of the way into this and my chuckles couldn't be stifled ... I managed to NOT wake my kids laughing out loud!!...that was a close one.=) thanks.
Elm Street

Whitesboro, NY

#5 Apr 19, 2012
Sylvan Beach is waked.
Beach Your Meat

Moravia, NY

#6 Apr 20, 2012
If they want to nip bestiality in the bud, they should send the Troopers to empty all the bars out in the Beach at about midnight: the pickin's get mighty thin after that usually. Hint: "Moo", "Arf" & "Oink"...
cheynne

Oneonta, NY

#7 Apr 23, 2012
you people are fn sick
Not Going

Clinton, NY

#8 Apr 23, 2012
Sylvan Beach is messed up!
Disturbed

Whitesboro, NY

#9 Apr 24, 2012
Anyone looking to be a dog sitter on a saterday afternoon. She is very friendly, attractive Great Dane, likes walks on the beach, and watching Movies on the couch. She is in heat, willing to pay $4 an hour to have you take care of her for me? Let me know, I thought this was the best place to post then over Craigslist.
Interested

Whitesboro, NY

#10 Apr 24, 2012
Disturbed wrote:
Anyone looking to be a dog sitter on a saterday afternoon. She is very friendly, attractive Great Dane, likes walks on the beach, and watching Movies on the couch. She is in heat, willing to pay $4 an hour to have you take care of her for me? Let me know, I thought this was the best place to post then over Craigslist.
I know of "30 participants" who would be interested even taking turns, playing.
Eagle Eye 7

Holland Patent, NY

#11 Apr 24, 2012
They need to put a fence around Sylvan Beach to keep the nut nicks locked in.
Interbreeding has finally caught up to Sylvan Beach.
We need to have a tooth drive because they are all missing teeth!
Beach Sand Kicker

Moravia, NY

#12 Apr 24, 2012
The only thing we need to "drive" in the Beach is our collective size 11s square up your HollandHomo Patent arse.
Eagle Eye 7

Holland Patent, NY

#13 Apr 25, 2012
I'm thinking of having the tooth drive in June .
I'm hoping to collect 1000 teeth so at least each person will have at least 1 tooth in their mouth!
Alan Harper

Buffalo, NY

#14 Apr 25, 2012
I'm sorry but is that a shot at saying people in the beach don't have teeth? Really? Have you ran out of ridiculous stereotypes that u had to use toothless? You must have made your mom and unknown dad very proud.
JoeBenKing

Westernville, NY

#15 Apr 25, 2012
Alan.....there you go again! Spinning stupidity.
Eagle Eye 7

Jamesville, NY

#16 Apr 25, 2012
If you combine all of the residents on 2 streets you may get one full mouthfull !
Something weird about the residents there.
Animal Lover

Whitesboro, NY

#17 Apr 25, 2012
I was out walking around the beach last night when i spotted a beautiful golden retriever around 3 years old, her hair was like liquid gold as she ran away from me? Anyone know where the b!tch resides, I was captivated by her, beauty. There must have had a misunderstanding yesterday, it was our first encounter, perhaps I was to direct. Please let her out tonight, so I can have a word with her.

Love.

Animal Lover X0x0x0
Your Messed

Cicero, NY

#21 Sep 10, 2012
Animal Lover wrote:
I was out walking around the beach last night when i spotted a beautiful golden retriever around 3 years old, her hair was like liquid gold as she ran away from me? Anyone know where the b!tch resides, I was captivated by her, beauty. There must have had a misunderstanding yesterday, it was our first encounter, perhaps I was to direct. Please let her out tonight, so I can have a word with her.
Love.
Animal Lover X0x0x0
That is so wrong on so many levels.
kiote

Syracuse, NY

#22 Sep 11, 2012
Not Going wrote:
Sylvan Beach is messed up!
No the people r messed up! Drink too much canal water.
Trailer park

Camden, NY

#23 Sep 16, 2012
Anyone want to borrow my dog for the weekend. She is very gentle.

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