Crappy Houses 4 Sappy People

Crappy Houses 4 Sappy People

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WildRose

United States

#1 Nov 7, 2007
NeuCort Lakes Subdivision homeowners just face the facts --you bought your houses on clearence. handy-man specials, shoddy craftsmanship, slapped together as cheap as possible.

No one cares,not even most of you homeowners. Cheap houses for cheap people. The town of Cortland was sold out a long time ago. The hot-shot Neuman guys crapped all over this town and the town engineers and inspectors let them. Time to get the giant roll of toilet paper out. Good thing we have a place to put all our crap (the plant).

The subdivision looks like a dump, in a few years it will look as nice as any ghetto hood. It will make the trailer park look pretty damn good.

Look at that supposed-to-be-a-park and ball field (over-grown weeds, garbage,very junky) walking path (dump ground), pond (cest pool).

HOMEOWNERS MAINTENANCE! Sound familiar?

But hey, look on the bright side,

*YOU CAN PARTY TILL YOU PUKE AND ALL NIGHT LONG-- JUST INVITE 50 OR MORE OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS
*LET YOUR DOGS RUN WILD AND CRAP ALL OVER
*LET YOUR KIDS ROAM ALL HOURS
*DRIVE DRUNKER THAN DRUNK ON ANY STREET (get that ATV out!)
*FREE SHOWS--LAP DANCING TOPLESS MOMS (ooh-lala mom+mom kissing too)
*MOMS CAN WALK AROUND TRICK-OR-TREATING WITH YOUR KIDS AND SUCK ON A BUD LITE
*WHAT A PRESTIGIOUS COMMUNITY TO LIVE IN!
IS THIS A GREAT TOWN OR WHAT!

PARTY ON! You "cool" people. Your children need to learn how to party and depend on you to teach them how to pass on this "gift" to them and to their friends too.

Life is good. Congratulations, you sure picked the right place to live! Isn't freedom great?
partigrl88

United States

#2 Nov 7, 2007
I wanna live there!! Yeah!! I can dance!
Family with babies

Lisle, IL

#3 Jan 12, 2013
partigrl88 wrote:
I wanna live there!! Yeah!! I can dance!
Are you sure this what the neighborhood is like? My family has a smaller income but its just enough to afford a place in the neucort lake community. We have a 1 yr old and a 2 yr old. We have class, were religious and we care about our community.

The reason I have my doubts in what you say is simply this. Youre hateful.

But, more over, you say the community looks like crap. It doesnt. Its very appealing, actually.

I have interest in what you really think and know vs. a cool bash.

Thanks!
Family with babies

Lisle, IL

#4 Jan 12, 2013
Are you sure this what the neighborhood is like? My family has a smaller income but its just enough to afford a place in the neucort lake community. We have a 1 yr old and a 2 yr old. We have class, were religious and we care about our community.
The reason I have my doubts in what you say is simply this. Youre hateful.
But, more over, you say the community looks like crap. It doesnt. Its very appealing, actually.
I have interest in what you really think and know vs. a cool bash.
Thanks!

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