Matt Smith For dog catcher

[see ya later]

be my man wrote:

matt you so sexy i wish you could ride me on top of your police car and blow that siren evertime i cummmmmmmmmmmmm oh you make me hot just looking at your pretty self you can spank my dog anytime.

Matt, sounds like you might have a dog in heat!!!

[posterchild]

be my man wrote:

matt you so sexy i wish you could ride me on top of your police car and blow that siren evertime i cummmmmmmmmmmmm oh you make me hot just looking at your pretty self you can spank my dog anytime.

What does that have to do with the subject??????????

[ms- kitty]

Matt, I need to know if u will need a sexatary to help u keep up with all those dogs u will be catching. I am a registered kitty and i will slap those dogs around if they try to bite you. Please let me know if I can possibly be a candidate for the job. I will shine your star for you everyday.
purrrrrr
ms. kitty

[Hear Kitty kitty]

I saw that Matt Smith. He is a wellbuilt fellor. I think he could handle one of them Big old Dogs. I heard he had dated several in the past. There has got to be a reason a good looking Man like him don't keep a woman. Anybody Know?

[DOG GONE]

I think we need someone to do a better job than who we have. I too get strays dropped off at my home. Its hard to feed my pets and the strays. If people can't take care of their pets than why get them? If it wasn't so high to fix your pets then we wouldn't be having such a problem..I hope someone steps in and does the job the right way. I hate seening these animals starving and eat up in fleas!

[pondering]

So you are not running for dog catcher? hmm.. then what has been that strange smell coming from your house, it sure smells like a dog in heat.

[DOG GONE]

Thank u very much but my dogs r fixed...I try to do my part...

[do it right]

will you be picking up all dogs or just old female ones?

[Friend of Smith]

Hear Kitty kitty wrote:

I saw that Matt Smith. He is a wellbuilt fellor. I think he could handle one of them Big old Dogs. I heard he had dated several in the past. There has got to be a reason a good looking Man like him don't keep a woman. Anybody Know?

Look, come on people! Leave him alone, sounds to me like all of you are just jealous of him. Matt is a good guy and he does his job well, so give the man a break. Matt, keep up the good work!

[mrmattfan]

I think you are a great guy. I have no doubt that you can handle the job just look at all of the dogs you have hemmed up in the tri county area.

[idk]

Friend of Smith wrote:

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Look, come on people! Leave him alone, sounds to me like all of you are just jealous of him. Matt is a good guy and he does his job well, so give the man a break. Matt, keep up the good work!

Matt is that you tooting your own horn?
Or are you paying someone to do write these nice things about you?

[BUBBA]

We need more dog catchers

[matt smith]

na aint me writing them but am getting a good laugh at them, dont need to pay anyone they know the truth

[Friend of Smith]

matt smith wrote:

na aint me writing them but am getting a good laugh at them, dont need to pay anyone they know the truth

Mr. Smith, did you say that you were laughing at me or my compliments on you? I don't understand, you seemed to be such a nice young man when you came to my assistance. You were very professional and carried yourself very well. I'm sorry if I offended you, but I just thought that those things those other people were saying about you were awful and you deserve more respect than they were giving you. Again, I think that Sheriff Deloach made a wise decision when he hired you.

[hot dog]

Friend of Smith wrote:

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Mr. Smith, did you say that you were laughing at me or my compliments on you? I don't understand, you seemed to be such a nice young man when you came to my assistance. You were very professional and carried yourself very well. I'm sorry if I offended you, but I just thought that those things those other people were saying about you were awful and you deserve more respect than they were giving you. Again, I think that Sheriff Deloach made a wise decision when he hired you.

When he came to your assistance what did he do remove a stray. Vote stray chaser.

[ms-kitty]

Alright everyone. I am sure the job is mine. So back off unless you want to be in a cat fight. I will be his sexatary and no one else. I ask for the job first. Have a Purrrrrrrrect day Matt you vicious little dog catcher you.

[hot dog]

DOG GONE wrote:

I think we need someone to do a better job than who we have. I too get strays dropped off at my home. Its hard to feed my pets and the strays. If people can't take care of their pets than why get them? If it wasn't so high to fix your pets then we wouldn't be having such a problem..I hope someone steps in and does the job the right way. I hate seening these animals starving and eat up in fleas!

Don't you worry Dog Gone if Matt picks up a stray from your house I'm sure he will de-flea em, I hear he keeps alot of that flea spray around.

[matt smith]

Friend of Smith wrote:

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Mr. Smith, did you say that you were laughing at me or my compliments on you? I don't understand, you seemed to be such a nice young man when you came to my assistance. You were very professional and carried yourself very well. I'm sorry if I offended you, but I just thought that those things those other people were saying about you were awful and you deserve more respect than they were giving you. Again, I think that Sheriff Deloach made a wise decision when he hired you.

i was talking about the other comments about myself. i appreciate you and your compliments.

[running dog]

Hey Matt did you ever get that rash cleared up? I think my husband bought it when I told him it was posion ivy.

[RUNNING DOGS HUSBAND]

NOW I KNOW, I'LL SEE YOU LATER MATT