Mich. man gathering corn confronted by alligator

Full story: El Paso Times

A southern Michigan man simply wanted to gather some sweet corn for the family freezer.
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Lone Ranger

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Sep 3, 2010
 

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Sep 3, 2010
 
Later gator!
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Sep 3, 2010
 
A nefarious plot by the Sons of the Confederacy to exact vengeance on unsuspecting Yankees.

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...and she's doin' research...

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Sep 3, 2010
 
Gator was obviously there FIRST!

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Indianapolis, IN

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#5
Sep 3, 2010
 
It's the fearsome reptilian Redenbacher Orvillia, indigenous to the lower penninsula of Michigan and northern Indiana. It subsists mainly on a diet of popcorn but occasionally supplements its diet with farmhands or careless city folk.

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#6
Sep 4, 2010
 
Michigan Jones, the owner of the farm was quoted as saying, "Gators! Why did it have to be gators?"

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Sep 4, 2010
 
I think we're gonna need a bigger cornpicker!

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#8
Sep 4, 2010
 
I can only imagine how many border collies he's gone through trying keep the herd together. The gators probably can run right under any fence

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#9
Sep 4, 2010
 
If corn prices take a dip, maybe he can harvest leather belts, wallets and shoes instead.

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#10
Sep 5, 2010
 
Gator? Nearly killed 'er!

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