Mich. man gathering corn confronted b...

Mich. man gathering corn confronted by alligator

There are 10 comments on the El Paso Times story from Sep 3, 2010, titled Mich. man gathering corn confronted by alligator. In it, El Paso Times reports that:

A southern Michigan man simply wanted to gather some sweet corn for the family freezer.

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Lone Ranger

El Paso, TX

#1 Sep 3, 2010
Global warming?
Arminius

Buffalo, NY

#2 Sep 3, 2010
Later gator!
Nevadan

Las Vegas, NV

#3 Sep 3, 2010
A nefarious plot by the Sons of the Confederacy to exact vengeance on unsuspecting Yankees.

“...him or her...neither one...”

Since: Jun 08

..cares about any of us..none.

#4 Sep 3, 2010
Gator was obviously there FIRST!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#5 Sep 3, 2010
It's the fearsome reptilian Redenbacher Orvillia, indigenous to the lower penninsula of Michigan and northern Indiana. It subsists mainly on a diet of popcorn but occasionally supplements its diet with farmhands or careless city folk.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#6 Sep 4, 2010
Michigan Jones, the owner of the farm was quoted as saying, "Gators! Why did it have to be gators?"

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#7 Sep 4, 2010
I think we're gonna need a bigger cornpicker!

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#8 Sep 4, 2010
I can only imagine how many border collies he's gone through trying keep the herd together. The gators probably can run right under any fence

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#9 Sep 4, 2010
If corn prices take a dip, maybe he can harvest leather belts, wallets and shoes instead.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#10 Sep 5, 2010
Gator? Nearly killed 'er!

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