Getting the furry facts about groundhogs

Feb 2, 2013 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: Pocono Record

The furry critters more commonly known as groundhogs have their day in the spotlight today as we observe Groundhog Day.

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loose stool

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Feb 2, 2013
 
whistle pig wrote:
<quoted text>Du bisht so crabblicht! What have you got against cultural and ethnic diversity? Stop being such an aesel.

No spring for you!
The Renaissance lifted Western Man out of the bog whistle pig (if that's your real name). No need to continue worshipping low end rodentia. Leave interpreting the future via animal scat to the agricultural "societies" that still practice Santería. Tripping over animal parts while taking a pinch of snuff does my day not make.
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loose stool wrote:
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The Renaissance lifted Western Man out of the bog whistle pig (if that's your real name). No need to continue worshipping low end rodentia. Leave interpreting the future via animal scat to the agricultural "societies" that still practice Santería. Tripping over animal parts while taking a pinch of snuff does my day not make.
Let us know when you starting getting answers from someone other than thyself.pathetic.
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Feb 2, 2013
 
loose stool wrote:
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The Renaissance lifted Western Man out of the bog whistle pig (if that's your real name). No need to continue worshipping low end rodentia. Leave interpreting the future via animal scat to the agricultural "societies" that still practice Santería. Tripping over animal parts while taking a pinch of snuff does my day not make.
Vatch it, aesel! Dat's no vay to sprenchen to mein sister. She is da finest of low end rodentia!

Santería??? You haf der problem mit Christmas, too??? Ach du lieber, Gott! Ein heathen!!!
Larry

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Feb 2, 2013
 
What's wrong with a little Groundhog day fun? It doesn't hurt anybody. And a little town in Pennsylvania makes a few bucks. So what?
lotta

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Feb 2, 2013
 
Larry wrote:
What's wrong with a little Groundhog day fun? It doesn't hurt anybody. And a little town in Pennsylvania makes a few bucks. So what?
I agree, Larry :) It's also part of PA's heritage along with pretzels and whoopie pies. Maybe loose just needs a whoopie pie to get him in the holiday spirit:) I'm gettig n a little worried about him talking to himself and all. heh heh. I'm also a little worried about Shirley!
loose stool

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Feb 2, 2013
 
Shirley wrote:
<quoted text>Let us know when you starting getting answers from someone other than thyself.pathetic.
Yo! Wassup Shirley!! You Lurleen Wallace wannabe. How's George?
loose stool

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Feb 2, 2013
 
lotta wrote:
<quoted text>I agree, Larry :) It's also part of PA's heritage along with pretzels and whoopie pies. Maybe loose just needs a whoopie pie to get him in the holiday spirit:) I'm gettig n a little worried about him talking to himself and all. heh heh. I'm also a little worried about Shirley!
What I really miss are those red velvet Twinkies Walmart used to have. Sometimes they were still warm in the package.
Humm.… Maybe that was the body heat from the shoplifter they shot running out the fire exit? Yes? Yes!
lotta

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What I really miss are those red velvet Twinkies Walmart used to have. Sometimes they were still warm in the package.
Humm.… Maybe that was the body heat from the shoplifter they shot running out the fire exit? Yes? Yes!
LOL YES! YES! But a waste of a bullet. The red dye #40 would have killed him, eventually.
Larry

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Feb 2, 2013
 
lotta wrote:
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I agree, Larry :) It's also part of PA's heritage along with pretzels and whoopie pies. Maybe loose just needs a whoopie pie to get him in the holiday spirit:) I'm gettig n a little worried about him talking to himself and all. heh heh. I'm also a little worried about Shirley!
Whoopie pies... Maine is laying claim to them as theirs.
lotta

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Larry wrote:
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Whoopie pies... Maine is laying claim to them as theirs.
Ayup. So they say but we're fighting back for them. Choose your weapon. Whoopie pies at 20 paces or sign the petition!

http://www.padutchcountry.com/towns-and-herit...
loose stool

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lotta wrote:
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Ayup. So they say but we're fighting back for them. Choose your weapon. Whoopie pies at 20 paces or sign the petition!
http://www.padutchcountry.com/towns-and-herit...
Please! Please! Where's your humanity!?! Oh... Sorry... thought you were wearing hotpants.
The horrors of Whoopie Pie fighting should not be visited upon your worst enemy. Typical bellicosity from a WalMartted Rascal riding banjo playing toeheaded peacenik Democrat.

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Larry wrote:
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Whoopie pies... Maine is laying claim to them as theirs.
Ours is shoofly pies? Wet bottom shoofly pies. YUM

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Feb 3, 2013
 
How are you feeling auntie? Bet the weather doesn't do anything good for you.

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hennypennyhag wrote:
How are you feeling auntie? Bet the weather doesn't do anything good for you.
You would win that bet. On the bright side, I can get around the kitchen to cook and do dishes again. We are talking about getting into the real shower.Its a claw foot tub so not so easy.No way to get comfortable for sleep yet. I can now bend down to pet my dogs as long as the quad cane is handy. My husband has been taking major care of them and me. The Bichon has cancer, we just learned. Tumor pressing on his colon. We finally got his colon working again and his rear legs but it does not look good. A very sad time for all of us.

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Awww, so sorry to hear that. Very tough to accept. But big hugs to hubby. Great that he is doing such a good job.

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Feb 3, 2013
 
loose, did you crash your car into a signal device @ 209 and milford road?

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hennypennyhag wrote:
loose, did you crash your car into a signal device @ 209 and milford road?

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Not today. Why?

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loose stool wrote:
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Not today. Why?
check p.r.

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loose stool

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hennypennyhag wrote:
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check p.r.
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Too funny! For those who've already used their "premium" clicks:
pocono record wrote:
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"Man crashes car then defecates on roadside
February 03, 2013
A man was caught defecating on the side of the road early Saturday morning after crashing his car in Smithfield Township, police said.

He was traveling south on Route 209 at 2:40 a.m. Saturday when he crashed into a traffic signal, coming to a final rest near the intersection of 209 and Milford Road.

He fled the scene on foot and was found approximately 200 yards from the scene of the crash, defecating on the berm of the roadway with his car keys in hand.

The man was under the influence of alcohol at the time of the crash, and he was taken to Pocono Medical Center for treatment following the incident, police said.

Police did not specify where the man was from."

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Feb 4, 2013
 
hennypennyhag wrote:
loose, did you crash your car into a signal device @ 209 and milford road?
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I thought the same thing. Not that it actually was Loose but that it fit his handle.

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