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Ohio shop's gorilla mascot attacked by banana | The Columbus Dispatch

There are 12 comments on the Columbus Dispatch story from Jul 8, 2011, titled Ohio shop's gorilla mascot attacked by banana | The Columbus Dispatch. In it, Columbus Dispatch reports that:

The manager of a cell phone store in Ohio called 911 to report a gorilla had been attacked by a banana.

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Lemon Party

Dublin, OH

#1 Jul 8, 2011
I have never laughed so hard over journalism in my entire life.

Columbus, OH

#2 Jul 8, 2011
Somebody had fun putting this story together.

Westerville, OH

#3 Jul 8, 2011
LMFAO - This was great, true or not. A much needed laugh before the weekend. Thanks CD!!!


Columbus, OH

#4 Jul 8, 2011
Police THINK it was a prank?
hamburger pimp

Columbus, OH

#5 Jul 8, 2011
OK, first the thugs in the rusty car stealing the lemonade stand profits, now this in the same town within a day of each other. Coincidence or bored AP stringer making stuff up?
It was Mayor McCheese

Crestview, FL

#6 Jul 8, 2011
He only looks like a banana when he's falling sideways!

Since: Nov 09


#7 Jul 8, 2011
These sorts of nuts usually appear on sundae.
Bored in Columbus

Cincinnati, OH

#8 Jul 8, 2011
Great story!
Grove City Grump

Columbus, OH

#9 Jul 8, 2011
There's been a rash of these. Rachel Maddow had video last night including the Strongville incident.
just me

United States

#10 Jul 8, 2011
Really, they utilized a 911 call for a fallen gorilla, attacked by a banana, and the gorilla got back up "straightened his head" and went back tp work. I hope someone with a true critical need didn't have their 911service delayed because of this monkey business!
The REAL Question is

United States

#11 Jul 9, 2011
Were any animals hurt and was the produce bruised?

Columbus, OH

#12 Jul 12, 2011
"There's been a rash of these. Rachel Maddow had video last night including the Strongville incident."

A rash of Gorillas and Banannas fighting. I must see more

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