El Dorado Swingers

[Becky and Don]

Is anyone familiar with the El Dorado Swingers Club?
My Husband and I are looking for some new play friends.

[THE real Peter Griffin]

Becky and Don wrote:

Is anyone familiar with the El Dorado Swingers Club?
My Husband and I are looking for some new play friends.

I am interested as well! My partner, Kyle, and I are very interested in expanding our sexual fantasies. And we bring two strokes to the table. What does Don look like?

[yeah baby]

Now this is what I am talking about!!!!

[Maybe]

El Dorado Surprises me these days!! Maybe thats what we need to make more people move here... HAHA

[big swinger]

I'm also looking to expand on the number of viruses and bacteria my genitals are carrying around.

[Johnson]

big swinger wrote:

I'm also looking to expand on the number of viruses and bacteria my genitals are carrying around.

we don't need you in our club , No Thanks

[Tug on Doug]

I've got your El Dorado Promise , right here

[club girl]

We get rooms at one of the nicer Hotels every other weekend, go swimming, have drinks and get the party started once were back in the room. I don't want to put our number here on this board, but maybe we could meet somewhere to get your info!
We'd be happy to have you stop in for a night to see how we operate and if your up to it , get in were you fit in!

[Drlove]

Is there room for one more I wanna join?!!

[OliveOyl]

You people are SICK, ever heard of STDs? Once acquired never leave ya, always leave a marker in your blood, and of course flare-ups ie: herpes!!
Aww, what do I care? Just if aids virus turn into full blown aids, can't afford the drugs then ya havta go on medicaid (our taxes), multiple hospitalizations, etc. Ever seen anyone with PCP, it's not pretty- these are SICK, SICK people. Oh well all take care and keep your legs crossed, and pants zipped. Ehh, go ahead be a burden on society.....and a heartbreak to your families.

[Tymedownsport]

OliveOyl wrote:

You people are SICK, ever heard of STDs? Once acquired never leave ya, always leave a marker in your blood, and of course flare-ups ie: herpes!!
Aww, what do I care? Just if aids virus turn into full blown aids, can't afford the drugs then ya havta go on medicaid (our taxes), multiple hospitalizations, etc. Ever seen anyone with PCP, it's not pretty- these are SICK, SICK people. Oh well all take care and keep your legs crossed, and pants zipped. Ehh, go ahead be a burden on society.....and a heartbreak to your families.

Ohh...Olive Oyl...Don't tell me you and Ole Popeye didn't lick the icing off the proverbial batter stick a few times in your younger days.

[Jessica Wabbit]

OliveOyl wrote:

You people are SICK, ever heard of STDs? Once acquired never leave ya, always leave a marker in your blood, and of course flare-ups ie: herpes!!
Aww, what do I care? Just if aids virus turn into full blown aids, can't afford the drugs then ya havta go on medicaid (our taxes), multiple hospitalizations, etc. Ever seen anyone with PCP, it's not pretty- these are SICK, SICK people. Oh well all take care and keep your legs crossed, and pants zipped. Ehh, go ahead be a burden on society.....and a heartbreak to your families.

I know just by your post you must look like an old sea hag who could not participate in this type of activity even if you wanted to. So don't hate. I promise you that government checks are going elsewhere than to treat people with STD's. Besides...all good swingers know how to be SAFE!

[Anonymous]

Is this for younger couples or older couples?

[koa]

ROFLMAO! SO THAT is what all that noise was at the hotel I stayed at. Y'all kept me up half the night with the music and stuff.......

[OliveOyl]

Tymedownsport wrote:

<quoted text> Ohh...Olive Oyl...Don't tell me you and Ole Popeye didn't lick the icing off the proverbial batter stick a few times in your younger days.

Well, hell yeaa, but no Brutus or Whimpey involved, don't need an audience to get the goodies!!!!!!!!!!

[OliveOyl]

Jessica Wabbit wrote:

<quoted text>
I know just by your post you must look like an old sea hag who could not participate in this type of activity even if you wanted to. So don't hate. I promise you that government checks are going elsewhere than to treat people with STD's. Besides...all good swingers know how to be SAFE!

Yep, pretty much a sea hag that don't want to DO IT, just an old hag nurse that takes care of the aftermath of all the DISEASES. Taking a chance myself of acquiring some of the sh!t you peoples develop, yep pretty much an old HAG, but a safe one and disease free presently, just hope one of those hep-c don't hark on me!!!!!!!!! Good Day

[Club girl]

Anonymous wrote:

Is this for younger couples or older couples?

All healthy couples are welcome as long as everyone has manners and get along well with everyone else .

[koa]

still roflmao....manners?

[the REAL Peter Griffin]

I am also wondering what they meant by "manners." Did their little club write a "Manners for the Southern Sleaze" rulebook on how to "properly" cheat on your significant other? This has to be a joke.

[Just Wondering]

the REAL Peter Griffin wrote:

I am also wondering what they meant by "manners." Did their little club write a "Manners for the Southern Sleaze" rulebook on how to "properly" cheat on your significant other? This has to be a joke.

Who said anything about cheating?