How to Listen to a Church Sermon

How to Listen to a Church Sermon

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Janice

New York, NY

#1 Sep 20, 2006
"How do you listen to a church sermon?" asked Jake Wally of Bristol, Tennessee. It was an innocent question coming out of Wednesday Night Prayer Meeting.

Carla Boynton squinted, like she'd heard something not quite right had come out of somebody's mouth. And Lisa Bitters removed a pack of chewing gum from her pocket, unwrapped a stick and stuck it into her mouth and said "What do you mean?"

"How do you listen to a dry sermon like that one?" Jake said. "I nearly didn't make it. It was like crossing the Mohave desert without a drop to drink."

"The spring rain technique works for me," said Ken Pallows. "I let the minister's voice pour over me like a spring rain you got caught in. If I see a puddle, I jump it or

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wanda

United States

#2 Sep 27, 2006
with ears
Hollywood

Lincoln, NE

#3 Mar 20, 2010
I always got my ipod going! LOL
Bandet

United States

#4 Mar 20, 2010
Waste of time.
Joe Revis

Lincoln, NE

#5 Mar 20, 2010
Bandet wrote:
Waste of time.
You talk like that and NOTWF will hunt you down and preach to you! LOL

Since: Mar 10

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#6 Mar 20, 2010
I like to listen to the baseball game.
Eric F

Lincoln, NE

#7 Mar 20, 2010
Lily Pumps wrote:
I like to listen to the baseball game.
Devil!!

“Faith, Hope, & LOVE”

Since: Dec 08

One Nation Under God

#8 Mar 20, 2010
Joe Revis wrote:
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You talk like that and NOTWF will hunt you down and preach to you! LOL
Nah, rather hunt you down ... even got my camo's on ...
Joe Revis Nuclear Crabs

Matthews, NC

#9 Mar 20, 2010
I just take porn but put a "Christian Values Monthly" cover over it.

Since: Mar 10

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#10 Mar 20, 2010
Joe Revis Nuclear Crabs wrote:
I just take porn but put a "Christian Values Monthly" cover over it.
Good one Joe
NotOf This World Forever

Lincoln, NE

#12 Mar 21, 2010
Joe Revis Nuclear Crabs wrote:
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I knew I could count on you to cum out!! LOL LOL
Just for you!
Revis Pimps

Espanola, NM

#13 Mar 21, 2010
NotOf This World Forever wrote:
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Just for you!
Got something, or I should say someone, just for you too!
NotOf This World Forever

Lincoln, NE

#14 Mar 21, 2010
Revis Pimps wrote:
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Got something, or I should say someone, just for you too!
Maybe!

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