Conn. man chewing on charges of stealing gum

Police in Connecticut have arrested a man with a several-pack-a-day habit - of Orbit gum.

[West Santa Cruz]

Oh for God's sake, who gives a shist?

[Officer 007]

This is bullsh-t they should cuff-him, and beat him . We all know the drill. A TYPICAL ROUTINE ARREST.

[T Sak]

Officer 007 wrote:

This is bullsh-t they should cuff-him, and beat him . We all know the drill. A TYPICAL ROUTINE ARREST.

LAMO!!! True, very true.

[Gail Levey]

The charges won't stick

[Diceman]

OHHHHHH!!! Gum on the black market baby!!!$$$$$$

[ZELDA]

this is a terribly sad story about a gum addiction, hopefully he'll be able to attend chewing gum anonymous meeting or visit a food pantry..
Good Luck with your addiction Ken

[ZELDA]

West Santa Cruz wrote:

Oh for God's sake, who gives a shist?

please, these people need help

[Donger]

The mystery of the Great Gum Caper has been solved. Thank God!

[Vox Pop]

What a relief!

[ZELDA]

FYI, Orbit Gum is On Sale this week

[Vox Pop]

ZELDA wrote:

FYI, Orbit Gum is On Sale this week

Uh-oh. Watch out for the stampede.

[Liz]

gum sells a lot on the street. kid probably has a drug habit

[GOD]

Donger wrote:

The mystery of the Great Gum Caper has been solved. Thank God!

You are welcome, my son.

[I farted]

when you go to this state do not fart you might get life!! lol